[jeedee]

people who piss on the toilet seat rather than pushing it up

now some employee has to wipe off/clean up your piss you damn neanderthal (employee is not me btw :lol)

[donk.]

office people.

im an HVAC tech

Summer.
"it got up to 24c in here today! we cant even work!" :suspicious:

did you try taking off your sweater?............. no? o ok, let me go on the roof at 28C + sun and fix that for you :)

Winter.
"My god the rooftop unit broke down again?! Our staff is freezing and about to go home!" (18c in office....)

Well equipment does break, but let me go on the roof @ 2C and fix that for you :)

Year round
"The thermostat does not work! send someone asap!"

ok

So, if you want the fan to be on, you need to press...... fan....on
So, if you want the unit to cool, it needs to be in...... cool or auto. not heat. :facepalm:
"OOOOHHHHHHHHH" :fuckthatshit:

[toehook]

People complaining that this weekend's storm wasn't what they expected to be. Complaining that they didn't get their typhoon, you don't want a damn typhoon. Better to be over prepared than under. :facepalm:

Some days I just want to SHORYUKEN slap the shit people say.

[Inaii]

^I was just about to post something similar :lol

[6o4__boi]

people who end every statement with an ellipsis

like...
why...
everything on the report looks good...
have a great day...
thanks...

[6o4__boi]

here's another one that grinded my gears this morning

People who talk about how horrible Trump is on daily basis. And openly question why people are still talking about his antics.

I get it, you hate him, I hate him, you don't understand why his hardcore supporters love him, yadda yadda yadda. If you truly didn't give a fuck about the guy, you'd have shut the hell up about him already. I hear about that orange orangutan more than I'd like in a fucking day from the media AND social media. I don't need to hear it from people too. Don't you have anything to talk about other than "...he said this today, can you believe it?!...How are people still supporting...?" I fucking get it. Stop giving the dip shit the time of day and talk about something else. Anything.

Fuck this fucking election. Not only are the supporters morons, but so are the ones who can't fucking stop talking about it. We're in fucking Canada, get ahold of yourself. There's other shit to talk about. At some point, the guy could have raped a 10 year old and I wouldn't even give a fuck because I'm sick of talking about or hearing about that mindless piece of shit and his antics.

[SofaKingFast]

When people choose to talk in the silent study area of the library :rukidding:

[jeedee]

people that don't rerack/put back their goddam weights at the gym

like the dickhead who left 12 plates on the leg press :rukidding:

[toehook]

Nothing is good enough, everything is "Eh, it's okay." Always giving negative opinions or comments. This is why I barely talk to you anymore, never fully there when I speak to you. Waste of money, waste of that, do it my way, it's better. But its not as efficient. No, you shut off and refuse help when given.

[mr_chin]

here's another one that grinded my gears this morning

People who talk about how horrible Trump is on daily basis. And openly question why people are still talking about his antics.

I get it, you hate him, I hate him, you don't understand why his hardcore supporters love him, yadda yadda yadda. If you truly didn't give a fuck about the guy, you'd have shut the hell up about him already. I hear about that orange orangutan more than I'd like in a fucking day from the media AND social media. I don't need to hear it from people too. Don't you have anything to talk about other than "...he said this today, can you believe it?!...How are people still supporting...?" I fucking get it. Stop giving the dip shit the time of day and talk about something else. Anything.

Fuck this fucking election. Not only are the supporters morons, but so are the ones who can't fucking stop talking about it. We're in fucking Canada, get ahold of yourself. There's other shit to talk about. At some point, the guy could have raped a 10 year old and I wouldn't even give a fuck because I'm sick of talking about or hearing about that mindless piece of shit and his antics.

Dude, stop talking about trump already! It's driving me nuts! :troll:

[Armind]

Lazy people who don't stand up and gtfo of my way when it's at my skytrain/bus stop.

Do you like my ass in your fuckin' face? :seriously:

[GLOW]

people that don't rerack/put back their goddam weights at the gym

like the dickhead who left 12 plates on the leg press :rukidding:

your gym needs to put some of these around
http://i.imgur.com/870gemf.jpg

[6o4__boi]

people who say sorry all the time


shut the fuck up and grow a pair.

[GLOW]

sorry :okay:

[alex.w *//]

coming home and find your parking spot is taken

[Jmac]

coming home and find your parking spot is taken I'll top that.

Last week, I came home to 4 RCMP vehicles parked in front of my spot with a 90s Camry parked in my spot. Turned out it was being driven with stolen plates. It remained there for 2 days before a tow truck came to get it.

[mr_chin]

Dumbasses in general have been grinding my gears.

I order a take-out at Boiling Point yesterday and I arrived 20 minutes after order was placed. The moment I walk up to the cashier, I already noticed there were several bags of take-out ready.

The cashier took my payment, and there was also a long line of customers wanting to pay. And so I sat there for nearly 10 minutes as the cashier continue taking payments. Nobody else knows I'm there for a take-out except the cashier. After my patience ran out, I walk up to the cashier and ask is my food ready. He takes one of the bag that had been sitting there for 10 minutes and handed to me. Like, for real?

Some people are just either very oblivious or just plain stupid. He is the true legit FAI CHAI (dead log in chinese) I met this week.

[6o4__boi]

The cashier took my payment, and there was also a long line of customers wanting to pay. And so I sat there for nearly 10 minutes as the cashier continue taking payments. Nobody else knows I'm there for a take-out except the cashier. After my patience ran out, I walk up to the cashier and ask is my food ready. He takes one of the bag that had been sitting there for 10 minutes and handed to me. Like, for real?

happened to me at least once at pretty much every asian place i order take-out from

[MarkyMark]

In a double left turn lane, why is it so hard to understand that if you're in the inside lane, turn into the inside lane. I always make sure I'm not side by side with people during the turn because more times than I'm comfortable with some asshole swings wide into my lane.

[mr_chin]

In a double left turn lane, why is it so hard to understand that if you're in the inside lane, turn into the inside lane. I always make sure I'm not side by side with people during the turn because more times than I'm comfortable with some asshole swings wide into my lane.

Happened to me on Halloween, turning left on Marine Dr to Boundary. Like, these are the shit that driving test need to teach/test.

[jjson]

Happened to me on Halloween, turning left on Marine Dr to Boundary. Like, these are the shit that driving test need to teach/test.

This is why I try to be on the right side of the double left turning lanes. If they do swing wide, I have room to get the fuck out of the way lol

[6o4__boi]

what's up with spotify's "verify i'm not a robot" box?

like clicking on things based on the question is hard enough but that one where you have to trace around a certain object is bugged and laggy as fuck.

Goddamn it spotify, i just wanna log in and listen to my music.

[toehook]

Trying to obtain the free kit BC Hydro is giving out, fills out the form. Types in all correct information and this shit pops up.
http://i.imgur.com/Jzkx3iC.jpg?1

:fuuuuu::yuno: Why can't you just tell me which part is incorrect.

[Inaii]

People who try to block you from merging into a lane when there's an accident. Bitch you're taller than I am, how do you not see it up ahead??? Happened this morning EB on Hwy 1 trying to get around the roll over accident. Just about got rear-ended twice because they tried to speed up and block me.

[mr_chin]

People who try to block you from merging into a lane when there's an accident. Bitch you're taller than I am, how do you not see it up ahead??? Happened this morning EB on Hwy 1 trying to get around the roll over accident. Just about got rear-ended twice because they tried to speed up and block me.

You mean you almost rear end them?

[Inaii]

How would I rear-end them if I was in front of them....

[mr_chin]

How would I rear-end them if I was in front of them....

How can they block you if they're behind you?

[Inaii]

People who try to block you from merging into a lane when there's an accident. Bitch you're taller than I am, how do you not see it up ahead??? Happened this morning EB on Hwy 1 trying to get around the roll over accident. Just about got rear-ended twice because they tried to speed up and block me.

How can they block you if they're behind you?

:rukidding:

[mr_chin]

:rukidding:

"Try and" and "try to" are different. actions used in "try and" often are assumed successful. Which gives me the image of a driver in your blind spot, trying to speed up and successfully blocking you and you had to merge behind him.

Also add to the fact that if you were in front, it's hard to justify if the driver behind you almost rear ended you, so I assumed you meant you almost rear ended them.

Had you said "they tried to speed up to block me", then I would know that the driver's attempt failed because of the fact that you felt you almost got rear ended.

[BIC_BAWS]

When people fail to yield on knight sb on ramp from marine drive... Then proceed to drive in the left lane at the same speed as the right lane cars. 😑

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[jeedee]

chevron only taking debit at the self serve pump. who the hell uses debit anymore!

then when you plan to pay inside there's a sign that says CASH ONLY and you end up having to use debit at the pump in the end... :okay:

[Jmac]

chevron only taking debit at the self serve pump. who the hell uses debit anymore!

then when you plan to pay inside there's a sign that says CASH ONLY and you end up having to use debit at the pump in the end... :okay:
The Shell station near my work is kind of like that except they only accept credit card at the pump (no debit) and they accept debit inside.

I don't get the logic at all

[jeedee]

The Shell station near my work is kind of like that except they only accept credit card at the pump (no debit) and they accept debit inside.

I don't get the logic at all

ill take credit card at the pump any day of the week :lol

give me those credit card rewardssss

[6o4__boi]

Sentence delay gives new hope to man paralyzed in drunk driving crash | CTV Vancouver News (http://bc.ctvnews.ca/sentence-delay-gives-new-hope-to-man-paralyzed-in-drunk-driving-crash-1.3133014)

https://twitter.com/BellePuri/status/795690686381051904


Shit like this is why I have absolutely no faith in the justice system. As fars I'm concerned this piece of shit should have his fingers crushed by a bulldozer if he ever gets behind the wheel again.

[guurl]

chevron only taking debit at the self serve pump. who the hell uses debit anymore!

then when you plan to pay inside there's a sign that says CASH ONLY and you end up having to use debit at the pump in the end... :okay:

wth which chevron is this? lol the chevron near my house takes cc

[Jmac]

Required APA style citations, paraphrases, reference lists, etc. Spend 40% of my time writing the damn paper and 60% writing the fucking citations and references.

Not to mention you can't actually write original thoughts, ideas, or opinions because you need a fucking citation and reference for everything you write. And they say it's to prevent plagiarism. More like kill any degree of critical thinking.

[jeedee]

wth which chevron is this? lol the chevron near my house takes cc

like... every chevron I've been to LOL

[6o4__boi]

where the heck do you live?
I've filled up at chevron for years and I've never encountered one that took debit only.

Jmac, that's pretty much why i hated post-sec. So much of it felt like a regurgitation of shit vs actually learning something.

[jeedee]

where the heck do you live?
I've filled up at chevron for years and I've never encountered one that took debit only.

Been to Chevron sixth st in New West and Renfrew locations. Both debit only...

I think the one on Rupert too :smug:

[toehook]

You know what I'm tired and sick of: RANT INCOMING.

- People who still drive and talk on their phone. YOU drive $60k+ car and it doesn't have blue tooth? Give me a damn fucking Kit Kat break.. I mean the B.C. government just doubled the fines 7 months ago and people act like nothing has happened. Also folks who text, you think no one can see the light pulsating from your crotch. Your vagina ain't that magical, sub par.

- The amount of folk who don't turn on their lights when night falls. Do we need a PSA? I stopped trying to have people turn on their lights (the turning lights on and off method). Only a tiny handful would look down and turn on their lights, the rest is completely oblivious.

- Pedestrians who over use the "I'm a pedestrian, I have the right of way." Two weeks ago, at a 4 way stop in the West End, was next in line to go when a young woman decided that her text was more important than everyone around her. Double tapped the horn, it got her off her phone real quick. Last year I was walking behind someone who walked into a pole and ask "No one saw that right?" No, everyone saw and heard you smack your face into that pole."

- People who procreate and have their unruly kids run around. Two instances; got yelled at by some lady to take care of the kid in front of me, yelled back that shit ain't mine. Their mother came over apologized, don't yell at me you old witch. The other was at Superstore a few years back. Some kid thought he was Usain Bolt and ran past me as I was scratching my back. Elbowed him in the face, looked at me and was about to cry. I still remember this clearly, I looked back and shrugged "Ain't my problem".

TLDR; Distracted driving still happening, an increase of folks who drive without lights on, and unruly kids.

Sorry for the rant. Holding in all the :fuuuuu: for last couple of weeks. Here's something to brighten up your day: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv/

[mr_chin]

You know what I'm tired and sick of: RANT INCOMING.

- People who still drive and talk on their phone. YOU drive $60k+ car and it doesn't have blue tooth? Give me a damn fucking Kit Kat break.. I mean the B.C. government just doubled the fines 7 months ago and people act like nothing has happened. Also folks who text, you think no one can see the light pulsating from your crotch. Your vagina ain't that magical, sub par.

- The amount of folk who don't turn on their lights when night falls. Do we need a PSA? I stopped trying to have people turn on their lights (the turning lights on and off method). Only a tiny handful would look down and turn on their lights, the rest is completely oblivious.

- Pedestrians who over use the "I'm a pedestrian, I have the right of way." Two weeks ago, at a 4 way stop in the West End, was next in line to go when a young woman decided that her text was more important than everyone around her. Double tapped the horn, it got her off her phone real quick. Last year I was walking behind someone who walked into a pole and ask "No one saw that right?" No, everyone saw and heard you smack your face into that pole."

- People who procreate and have their unruly kids run around. Two instances; got yelled at by some lady to take care of the kid in front of me, yelled back that shit ain't mine. Their mother came over apologized, don't yell at me you old witch. The other was at Superstore a few years back. Some kid thought he was Usain Bolt and ran past me as I was scratching my back. Elbowed him in the face, looked at me and was about to cry. I still remember this clearly, I looked back and shrugged "Ain't my problem".

TLDR; Distracted driving still happening, an increase of folks who drive without lights on, and unruly kids.

Sorry for the rant. Holding in all the :fuuuu: for last couple of weeks. Here's something to brighten up your day: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv/

I vouch for the headlights at night. Every time I see someone without their headlights (you can tell from behind), I high beam them. This one time, I went from Commercial to Boundary on Broadway, literally just trying to get this dude to turn on his headlight. At a couple of red lights, I even pull up beside him and he just pretend I'm not there. Like, wtf? What do you call these people? Oblivious? Stubborn? Retarded?

[Inaii]

^all of the above :lol

[coneZONE]

and in addition, those people who feel like they need to zip around with their high beams on at all times... it hurts my eyes... (even after I flip the rear view mirror it still comes at me via side mirrors)
The most recent one really really drove me nuts, it was a 2016 Civic and this dude had his high beams on two cars behind me. Like the newer cars already have pretty decent head lamp optics, this dude's high beams were ridiculous. We were going up the Cut on Hwy 1, I kept right and let him pass me and I gave him a couple flashes to remind him, but it's like he was completely oblivious. :rukidding: Nothing changed.

I am actually surprised, lately, at the amount of cars I bring in at work with the high beams already switched on, when I do the light checks.

[Jmac]

Auto-dimming side and rear view mirrors FTW

[coneZONE]

but I don't have an auto-dimming windshield either :(

[Armind]

When you talk to someone and they burst out laughing loudly every 3-5 words or some shit.

I think she's mentally retarded. :derp:

[smoothie.]

When you talk to someone and they burst out laughing loudly every 3-5 words or some shit.

I think she's mentally retarded. :derp:

does it happen a lot to you?

:troll:

[Armind]

To everyone she talks to.


Like... what's so funny? :heckno:


does it happen a lot to you?

:troll:

[6o4__boi]

fuckin highway last night

45 mins from Willingdon to Kensington
decided to exit at Canada Way
Canada Way also backed up heavily because of a stall/accident
10 minutes from Kensington to Sperling
Make right at Sperling to go back down to Lougheed

35 minute commute became an hour and 45 minutes.
fuck life.

[mr_chin]

fuckin highway last night

45 mins from Willingdon to Kensington
decided to exit at Canada Way
Canada Way also backed up heavily because of a stall/accident
10 minutes from Kensington to Sperling
Make right at Sperling to go back down to Lougheed

35 minute commute became an hour and 45 minutes.
fuck life.

Moral of the story, if there is a more faster way, people would already take it. You're not the first.

[mr_chin]

To everyone she talks to.


Like... what's so funny? :heckno:

I suspect it's a self issue to avoid awkwardness and forcing herself to be into what you're saying. Little does she know, when people see through the fakeness, it only makes it worst.

[Armind]

People who text with a fuck load of typos that makes it hard to understand it.

I wanna take their phones and smack em in the face.

[jeedee]

the damn slanted exits at the Renfrew McDonald's

no matter how slow i go, the cement scratches my front bumper when i leave cause of the damn slanted exit

drive a lowered car they said, it'll be fun they said :okay:

[mr_chin]

the damn slanted exits at the Renfrew McDonald's

no matter how slow i go, the cement scratches my front bumper when i leave cause of the damn slanted exit

drive a lowered car they said, it'll be fun they said :okay:

Do you use the "angle" trick? Or do you just go straight?

Unless your car is literally 1 or 2 incc from the ground, going from an angle should work.

[6o4__boi]

the damn slanted exits at the Renfrew McDonald's

drive a lowered car they said, it'll be fun they said :okay:

your car is just trying to tell you to stop going to McDs

[pastarocket]

Inconsiderate co-workers who refuse to take sick leave despite non stop coughing. -so bloody aggravating to hear someone cough every hour for the past three days. :mad: SwiftRage

I gotta move to another desk!

[racerman88]

Really bad parking. Lol
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161122/73fd26a117f11222b8ed572abf261cc0.jpg


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[6o4__boi]

Inconsiderate co-workers who refuse to take sick leave despite non stop coughing. -so bloody aggravating to hear someone cough every hour for the past three days. :mad: SwiftRage

I gotta move to another desk!

I don't understand people like this, I mean I get it if you have no benefits but if you do, what the fuck are you doing showing up and giving everyone your shit? Some people seem to have the impression that the world ends if they don't show up to their jobs for a couple of days.

I've finally been able to convince my wife to take sick days after YEARS of her pushing through colds, coughs and flu. It's just as much as a courtesy to your fellow co-workers as it is to yourself to take some days off when you look like you're about to cough/sneeze/puke your lungs and liver out and you're popping a tylenol/advil every hour just to stay at work. I don't want that shit. Get the hell out of the office and use your damn sick days.

[pastarocket]

I don't understand people like this, I mean I get it if you have no benefits but if you do, what the fuck are you doing showing up and giving everyone your shit? Some people seem to have the impression that the world ends if they don't show up to their jobs for a couple of days.

I've finally been able to convince my wife to take sick days after YEARS of her pushing through colds, coughs and flu. It's just as much as a courtesy to your fellow co-workers as it is to yourself to take some days off when you look like you're about to cough/sneeze/puke your lungs and liver out and you're popping a tylenol/advil every hour just to stay at work. I don't want that shit. Get the hell out of the office and use your damn sick days.


I know for a fact that this co-worker who is coughing non stop like a cat with furballs in its throat is not even taking vacation days. He wants to be paid out for four weeks of vacation. Every time his manager asks him if he wants to be paid out for vacation leave not taken, he says with enthusiasm "cash!".

No wonder he's sick so much in the winter. He doesn't take vacation EVER.
SwiftRage

[jjson]

I love using sick days. I have 6 every calendar year and I have used 5 already lol

[guurl]

Favorite food truck (eat chicken wrap) on robson and howe is so good but they never update to let you know when they're closed.

I've made 3 visits in the last 3 months on different days and its been closed. WTH!!

Lucky i like this place enough to keep trying lol

[toehook]

When people get into a minor fender bender then block up the whole lane instead of pulling over to the shoulder. You know why there was bumper to bumper traffic last night on Russ Baker Way? Literally just a scratch and they didn't even put on their hazard lights. :rukidding:

[Gh0stRider]

People who park in front of a fire hydrant, handicap spot or no stopping sign and say "im in my car and I'll move if there is a emergency"

[donk.]

People who park in front of a fire hydrant, handicap spot or no stopping sign and say "im in my car and I'll move if there is a emergency"

PJSalt

[coneZONE]

People who park in front of a fire hydrant, handicap spot or no stopping sign and say "im in my car and I'll move if there is a emergency"

Every frickin day, blocking my doors.
https://youtu.be/P-YMf-CAN2E

[donk.]

When you drive a work van, and someone does not know how to drive, calls in your company to bitch.
If you had a phone number on your car..............

[6o4__boi]

when Amazon uses Purolator for delivery
they don't even try...now i gotta pick that shit up when i get off work
:fuuuuu:

[CivicBlues]

when Amazon uses Purolator for delivery
they don't even try...now i gotta pick that shit up when i get off work
:fuuuuu:

If you work in an office, deliver to work. Problem solved! :D

[6o4__boi]

my office has a policy against it :okay:

[mr_chin]

When people are honking like a fucking ape driving a car because you're carefully making a turn and slip and sliding.

Like holy fuck, it's snowing, it's icy, don't they fucking know that?

[6o4__boi]

speaking of that same package

Monday, I understand. But Tuesday and Wednesday delays due to weather?
:fulloffuck:

[jeedee]

speaking of that same package

Monday, I understand. But Tuesday and Wednesday delays due to weather?
:fulloffuck:

atleast you're getting tracking updates...

Ordered something on the 2nd > expected delivery 8th > tracking still stuck on the 2nd with no updates :suspicious:

[6o4__boi]

^ lol they just stopped the updates for mine
I dm'd their support line on Twitter and gave em the tracking number and they basically said they're not sure where it is at this point or why it's been delayed the past couple of days.

Amazon should just give people the option of pickup from nearest CanPost location if they can't ship it with their in-house courier or through CanPost. Fuck Purolator.

[jeedee]

places that don't take credit card but will take debit :fulloffuck:

[toehook]

People who leave their dogs out nearly all year round. They are opposite of a guard dog, all they want you to do is to play with them. Everyone in the neighborhood knows the reputation of those two animals.

I just came back from filling up the car, and both dogs are outside in this weather and time. I have never seen a dog house nor a water bowl, fuck these people.

[underscore]

places that don't take credit card but will take debit :fulloffuck:

I think that's a cost thing. Taking CC (they pay the fee) costs them more than taking debit (you or your bank pays the fee).

[Inaii]

People who leave their dogs out nearly all year round. They are opposite of a guard dog, all they want you to do is to play with them. Everyone in the neighborhood knows the reputation of those two animals.

I just came back from filling up the car, and both dogs are outside in this weather and time. I have never seen a dog house nor a water bowl, fuck these people.

Pretty sure you can report these people to SPCA and they do a home check. Especially if you tell them they're left out all year with no shelter and no visible sign of food/water. People like that should not own animals -_-

[pastarocket]

Drivers who drive very fast on streets while there are large piles of snow mixed with dirt and other shirt, or streets with large puddles of water.

I remember this douchebag, hopefully nobody on RS, who drove his FR-S really fast on a downtown Vancouver street. His car went through a puddle really quickly while I was walking down a sidewalk which was beside the puddle.

-entire pants was wet from the puddle even as I tried to quickly move away from the puddle before that FR-S drove through it. :mad:

Co-worker was covered in snow mixed with who knows what after a bus driver drove quickly through a pile of melting snow. Again, she was walking on the sidewalk. I wanted to laugh at her misfortune but something similar happened to me with the rain puddle. LUL

No driver courtesy!

[toehook]

Pretty sure you can report these people to SPCA and they do a home check. Especially if you tell them they're left out all year with no shelter and no visible sign of food/water. People like that should not own animals -_-

We've seen the BC SPCA come over a couple of times over the last 2-3 years. I've called in the SPCA when one of their dogs escaped from their gated home. Richmond bylaws came, had a chat with the guy, gave some information and he took some pictures. Didn't see the dogs for a couple days and now after that incident they keep the garage open when they are home.

One is a skinny ass husky and the other looks like a puli mix? I always remind our dog that it is lucky to be inside and gets belly rubs. :lawl:

[Armind]

People who kept on bothering you not to do this and that cause they have so much pride in their work.

You're pretty much a road blocking me to do what I get paid for. At first I was being considerate, now i'm just gonna butcher your entire work and redesign things my way. Fuck your pride, stupid pest.

[6o4__boi]

the fact that i'm signed up for all this shit spam mails and i can't get in on random targeted coupons.

fucking useless. the only reason i subbed in the first place was for this shit. And the moment I unsub, I'll miss out on some deal they sent to exclusive email subscribers.

fuck having no luck with these things
:okay:

[pastarocket]

People who do not shovel the snow on the sidewalk in front of their houses! This is so inconsiderate! Letting that snow turn to ice so that a pedestrian faces the danger of slipping on to ice.

Lazy asses who do not wanna get up and shovel snow??? SwiftRage

[6o4__boi]

From COV
I'm not sure of the actual implications and the full detail (ie. in cases of condo buildings other bigger buildings)

REMOVAL OF SNOW OR ICE FROM SIDEWALK
76. The owner or occupier of any parcel of real property shall, not later than 10:00
a.m. every day, remove snow and ice from any sidewalk adjacent to such parcel
for a distance that coincides with the parcel's property line and for the full width
of the sidewalk.

76A. If an owner or occupier of any parcel of real property fails to remove snow and
ice, as required by section 76, the City Engineer may authorize the removal by
another person and the costs of such removal shall be at the expense of the owner
or occupier as the case may be, and the city may recover such expense by action
in a court of competent jurisdiction.

From a law firm site

To prove that an occupier is liable to you for your injuries if you slip and fall, you have to establish that the occupier didn’t live up to a reasonable standard of care in keeping the path free of snow and ice. An occupier of property doesn’t have to keep pedestrian routes totally clear of ice and snow at all times to avoid being sued; they just have to have a regular, reasonable clearing system in place. In the words of one court decision, “the proper standard does not require the occupier to eliminate every possibility of danger.”

God forbid, if I or anyone in my family slips as a result of someone not doing their part, I will sue the living daylights out of them.

[jeedee]

idiots who park in 2 parking spots

:fuuuuu:

[dlo]

help push a guys car out of the snow.. mine gets stuck, he doesnt even wait/help lol fuck sakes

[toehook]

People who wait until the last minute to buy gifts for Christmas. This is why I plan and buy everything before shit week starts. Went to Richmond Center; shit show inside and out. Lansdowne; Camry homez couldn't wait for me to park, shove all you want. Just wait a second... i could of stayed home but was dragged out for gift shopping. The salt level has gone down.

[BIC_BAWS]

When people can't even be decent human beings on Christmas Eve. Some asshole parks with his rear end in half of my garage space. I can't even leave if I wanted to. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161225/9aa57ca28d8ae21d125745d254ac0ae9.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161225/b6ef1ba4ee758e776197afd9667a9c6b.jpg

[toehook]

I mean you can call a tow truck...

:troll: umad i parked there bic_baws :troll:

[BIC_BAWS]

I mean you can call a tow truck...

:troll: umad i parked there bic_baws :troll:
Same problem as always :/ management won't allow any car to be towed unless they called. And most of them this happens is after hours - 5pm and on

[corollagtSr5]

When your watching rogue one and the kakarott behind you is eating sunflower seeds. Loudest shit ever cracking the shell and throwing them on the floor.

[GLOW]

Same problem as always :/ management won't allow any car to be towed unless they called. And most of them this happens is after hours - 5pm and on

can't you just do it anyway and let the tow truck come in? one of those situations where it's better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
and also complain to strata.

[mr_chin]

Fucking idiot drivers who zooms by you while you're backing out of a parking lot. I find this is like a norm in Richmond Aberdeen parking lot.

And idiots who walk by your car while you're backing out, especially when your windows are all fogged.

Do these idiots not know to make sure the drivers SEES them first?

[Fafine]

Fucking idiot drivers who zooms by you while you're backing out of a parking lot. I find this is like a norm in Richmond Aberdeen parking lot.

And idiots who walk by your car while you're backing out, especially when your windows are all fogged.

Do these idiots not know to make sure the drivers SEES them first?

can try backing into the parking spots at aber so you wont have trouble leaving the spot after.

[mr_chin]

can try backing into the parking spots at aber so you wont have trouble leaving the spot after.

Under some circumstances, especially at Aberdeen parking lot, people follow you so close you can't even back in or your spot might get stolen.

[jeedee]

people who don't clean up after themselves and leave their fucking garbage behind

its 2017 and people can't even clean up after themselves. goddam neanderthals.

[pastarocket]

Some homeless people in Icecouver who yell at people after they commit an act of kindness despite receiving words of gratitude in return.

Example: I see a homeless dude hold a door open for a lady and her child walking out of a McDonald's on Hamilton street in downtown.

The lady says "Thank you". Homeless guy yells back "What??? No tip???" "Cheapskate!"

The lady walks away. :lawl:

-so aggressive! :mad:

[mr_chin]

Some homeless people in Icecouver who yell at people after they commit an act of kindness despite receiving words of gratitude in return.

Example: I see a homeless dude hold a door open for a lady and her child walking out of a McDonald's on Hamilton street in downtown.

The lady says "Thank you". Homeless guy yells back "What??? No tip???" "Cheapskate!"

The lady walks away. :lawl:

-so aggressive! :mad:

Here's a tip, get a job.

[jeedee]

when people have their phone call on speaker in public

aint nobody wanna hear that shit

[Mr.Money]

customer service - why do i have to get mad before they start listening??...i have to explain to them step by step then They say something else still not hearing you...i threatened to contact they're District manager next THEN they hear me whats wrong....Numb skull.

[Kamui712]

People walking on the road because of the snow... dumb idea.

I get that its because some sidewalks are not clear, I'd rather take my chances on the sidewalk over getting hit by a car.

[pastarocket]

Pedestrians who take forever to cross the street while you are waiting to make a right turn without running over the fool.

I'm talking about millennials not seniors crossing the street.

Talk about milking all the time given to you by the chirping pedestrian light!
:mad:

[6o4__boi]

the ones that make me lose my shit are the idiots on pedestrian controlled lights where I'm waiting to go straight or turn left that just stand there and don't press the button.

:fulloffuck:

the damn light isn't gonna magically turn red when you just stand there

[MarkyMark]

Speaking of pedestrians, the ones who just cross any crosswalk without even a quick glance to see if a cars coming, they just start crossing...Who the fuck raised you? I know your phone is very interesting and it's a pain to pay attention to the real world, but even if you're in the right, you're still wrong when a car ends up putting you in a wheelchair.

[underscore]

I've seen people hit the button for the lights as they walk up and start crossing without even slowing down, then get mad when a car that never would've been able to stop in time nearly hits them. Bonus points if it's raining.

[Ride]

Drivers at a intersection in the left turn lane waiting before the double solid line after the advanced flashing turn signal is over, who wont move up forward and wait to turn when it's clear even after a lite friendly honk. It's like they will only turn when the advanced turn signal is on otherwise forget it they ain't gonna enter the intersection.

But what I have done a few times when I seen that happen (I kno its wrong) is just assumed they are broken down and go around and move up infront them and enter the intersection to turn left.

[extracrunchie]

Shoe marks on the toilet seat in Richmond, like f'in seriously this is not a hole in the ground; be civilized and sit the fuck down!!!

Basically piss everywhere and shoe marks.

[Kamui712]

Speaking of pedestrians, the ones who just cross any crosswalk without even a quick glance to see if a cars coming, they just start crossing...Who the fuck raised you? I know your phone is very interesting and it's a pain to pay attention to the real world, but even if you're in the right, you're still wrong when a car ends up putting you in a wheelchair.

You'd love commercial drive, pedestrians and cyclists both do as they please.

[underscore]

Drivers at a intersection in the left turn lane waiting before the double solid line after the advanced flashing turn signal is over, who wont move up forward and wait to turn when it's clear even after a lite friendly honk. It's like they will only turn when the advanced turn signal is on otherwise forget it they ain't gonna enter the intersection.

But what I have done a few times when I seen that happen (I kno its wrong) is just assumed they are broken down and go around and move up infront them and enter the intersection to turn left.

Legally speaking they aren't required to enter the intersection until they want to, unless there's an advance green.

[Ride]

Legally speaking they aren't required to enter the intersection until they want to, unless there's an advance green.

So if there isn't a advanced green, then they can just be parked at the intersection as long as they want?

[pastarocket]

-very inconsiderate co-worker who does not flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. Then this turd stuffs the toilet full of paper so that you cannot flush the mess down.

Seriously? You let your shit stay in the toilet??? This terrible behaviour pisses me off!!! :mad:

The bad news is that nobody in the office knows who is the culprit. :considered:

The janitors should make this turd clean his shit up himself! SwiftRage

[Armind]

People at work who act like they're still in high school, grow the fuck up. It really feels like i'm working with a bunch of kids.

I really hope the people we're hiring for the marketing team is much more mature as I will be working with them directly.

+

When someone says "like you know" in every sentence.

[toehook]

edited. long story short, I have neighbors that suck filthy ass when it comes to their way of taking care of their animals.

[mr_chin]

Legally speaking they aren't required to enter the intersection until they want to, unless there's an advance green.

(2) When the driver of a vehicle intends to turn it to the left at an intersection where traffic is permitted to move in both directions on each highway entering the intersection, the driver must

(a) cause the vehicle to approach the intersection in the portion of the right side of the roadway that is nearest the marked centre line, or if there is no marked centre line, then as far as practicable in the portion of the right half of the roadway that is nearest the centre line,

(b) keep the vehicle to the right of the marked centre line or centre line of the roadway, as the case may be, at the place the highway enters the intersection,

(c) after entering the intersection, turn the vehicle to the left so that it leaves the intersection to the right of the marked centre line of the roadway being entered, or if there is no marked centre line then to the right of the centre line of the roadway being entered, and,

(d) when practicable, turn the vehicle in the portion of the intersection to the left of the centre of the intersection.

Explains prohibited stops.

http://www.bclaws.ca/civix/document/LOC/complete/statreg/--%20M%20--/47_Motor%20Vehicle%20Act%20[RSBC%201996]%20c.%20318/00_Act/96318_05.xml#section189

TL;DR Legally, you have to enter the intersection when making a left turn. Not advancing when there is a green is considered a prohibited stop.

[coneZONE]

When people wait until a green light to make a right turn, or wait until the yellow light to make the left turn. Even when there's a huge gap in traffic. Ugh.

And when people don't know that you're allowed to make left turns on red (onto a one-way street only). Don't know what they're waiting for LOL

[underscore]

TL;DR Legally, you have to enter the intersection when making a left turn. Not advancing when there is a green is considered a prohibited stop.

Sorry but I'm not seeing anything in the section you quoted (a and b are before you've entered, c and d are while you're making the turn) or the section you linked to saying you must enter the intersection prior to making the turn.

[toehook]

For 2017, I am trying to be less salty and try to be less of a hot head. But some folks really grind my gear. Here comes the salt:

I'm not sure when nor what Superstore had done to their employees. Some of the people working there need to get their attitude checked real quick. Always tried to be the easiest and nicest customer to deal with because we all have dealt with shite customers before. What I didn't do tonight was have a quick chat with the manager, ain't no one in line has to deal with your shit attitude.

It still amazes me that people do the things you aren't suppose to do while driving. Saw an older lady (early 60s) driving while talking on speaker phone. One hand on the steering wheel, other hand full view with her phone in her hand. Or, have headphones in driving with no lights on at night. I always hear the older generations bickering about the young adults on their phone. They increased the fine not only for shitty drivers but for everyone. You can't just pull the "I'm old and didn't know you can't use your electronic devices while driving" card. Get caught, own it.

Sometimes watching this reminds that maybe we have it easy in Metro Vancouver... have a good night yall, I'm gonna fight this cold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n35a0r1H5ro

[pastarocket]

People who cut their fingernails with clippers at work. Disgusting! The work place is not your home, fool! :mad:

[BIC_BAWS]

When you put your reputation on the line but office politics get in the way.

Sent from my STV100-1 using Tapatalk

[mr_chin]

Sorry but I'm not seeing anything in the section you quoted (a and b are before you've entered, c and d are while you're making the turn) or the section you linked to saying you must enter the intersection prior to making the turn.

When turning left, drivers must do steps a b c and d. C states that after entering the intersection, so it implies that you must enter the intersection and d states to advance when it is safe.

[underscore]

When turning left, drivers must do steps a b c and d. C states that after entering the intersection, so it implies that you must enter the intersection and d states to advance when it is safe.

It doesn't say anything about when you must enter though, only what to do once you have.

[Kamui712]

people who are looking down at their cellphones texting/playing games when they cross the street.... seriously stupid.

[pastarocket]

People who are watching movies on their laptop while driving. -very stupid and dangerous. :mad:

[toehook]

Pedestrians who take forever to cross the street while you are waiting to make a right turn without running over the fool.

I'm talking about millennials not seniors crossing the street.

Talk about milking all the time given to you by the chirping pedestrian light!
:mad:

Speaking of pedestrians, the ones who just cross any crosswalk without even a quick glance to see if a cars coming, they just start crossing...Who the fuck raised you? I know your phone is very interesting and it's a pain to pay attention to the real world, but even if you're in the right, you're still wrong when a car ends up putting you in a wheelchair.

people who are looking down at their cellphones texting/playing games when they cross the street.... seriously stupid.


I find that people "think" they have the right away in any situation they are in. I believe that is the problem with the general population. It is placed into their mind that "I have the right away, I have the right away, I have the right away, they must stop for me." What disappoints me the most is seeing people not aware of their surroundings, it is taught when we are younger but not used when older. I had my fair shares of interacting with shitty pedestrians too. I wish there were more PSAs for pedestrians and cyclist. I see that it is more car related than the others, please fill me in if you can.

Now I have a question if all of you folks that can answer for me. Let's say I am at a crosswalk by VGH Emergency and there are cyclists zooming by. Do I have the right of way or do they have? During the day, I find myself playing Frogger or just waiting until there is no one left flying by.


edit: i fooound the photo! should get of these as a psa. have them wear a hat that says: I'm texting impaired.
http://i.imgur.com/dO98dwU.jpg

[6o4__boi]

^ like my sig says...
There are a lot of dead people who had the right of way.

Technically, i would say the pedestrian has the right of way at that crosswalk. Cyclists should yield to pedestrians wishing to cross using that cross-walk. But we all know most cyclists are walking, talking bag of dicks that only see sunshine and lollipops where street signs should be.

[underscore]

It is placed into their mind that "I have the right away, I have the right away, I have the right away, they must stop for me."

I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me. I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me. I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me...

[Kamui712]

I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me. I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me. I am one with the right of way and the right of way is with me...

lol we all know what happened to him in the end don't we:D

I find that people "think" they have the right away in any situation they are in.

The lack of street smarts and common sense is what gets to me the most. Then again... maybe this is just natural selection for humans.... When I lived in Alberta we had to worry about hitting deer that ran across the street - in Vancouver its the cyclists/pedestrians.

[mr_chin]

It doesn't say anything about when you must enter though, only what to do once you have.

Yellow light

128 (1) When a yellow light alone is exhibited at an intersection by a traffic control signal, following the exhibition of a green light,

(a) the driver of a vehicle approaching the intersection and facing the yellow light must cause it to stop before entering the marked crosswalk on the near side of the intersection, or if there is no marked crosswalk, before entering the intersection, unless the stop cannot be made in safety,

(b) a pedestrian facing the yellow light must not enter the roadway, and

(c) a pedestrian proceeding across the roadway and facing the yellow light exhibited after he or she entered the roadway

(i) must proceed to the sidewalk as quickly as possible, and

(ii) has the right of way for that purpose over all vehicles.

(2) When a yellow light alone is exhibited at a place other than an intersection by a traffic control signal,

(a) the driver of a vehicle approaching the signal must cause it to stop before entering the nearest marked crosswalk in the vicinity of the signal, or if there is no marked crosswalk, before reaching the signal, unless the stop cannot be made in safety, and

(b) a pedestrian must not enter the roadway in the vicinity of the signal until either

(i) the traffic control signal facing the vehicular traffic exhibits a red light, or

(ii) a traffic control signal instructs the pedestrian that he or she may cross the roadway.

Technically, it doesn't state when you have to enter the intersection on green. You can enter it 5 seconds after it turns green, 10 seconds, whatever. However, by law, if you're not in the intersection (the point of no return) when the traffic light is amber, you're not suppose to make the turn because you can stop safely when amber.

So if a driver doesn't enter the intersection when he has an advance green, he/she will not be allow to make the turn when it's amber because a safe stop can be made.

That would constitute as a prohibited stop.

[underscore]

So if a driver doesn't enter the intersection when he has an advance green, he/she will not be allow to make the turn when it's amber because a safe stop can be made.

That would constitute as a prohibited stop.

When you have an advance green you wouldn't enter the intersection and then stop. Failing to turn left on an advance green is no different from failing to proceed through a green light. Everything I've been talking about it when you don't currently have an advance green.

[Armind]

People who don't lift their fuckin feet when the they walk. You can hear them drag on the carpet each step.

[toehook]

People who don't lift their fuckin feet when the they walk. You can hear them drag on the carpet each step.

All I can think is this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ftYWzRFJUY

[mr_chin]

When you have an advance green you wouldn't enter the intersection and then stop.

Why not?

Failing to turn left on an advance green is no different from failing to proceed through a green light.

I don't understand what you're trying to say here.

The only thing that would prevent a driver from turning left on an advance green is oncoming traffic and pedestrians crossing the adjacent street.

I can't think of any reason a driver would fail to proceed through a green light other than a pedestrian jay walking and obstructing that driver's right of way.

[6o4__boi]

people whose first email is nothing but

"is it still available"

on cl.

No, you dumb fucking cunt, it's not available anymore despite the fact that I posted it 2 hours ago and it's still listed. It's gone, kaput.

[underscore]

Why not?

Because you have a green light with nothing in front of you?


I don't understand what you're trying to say here.

The only thing that would prevent a driver from turning left on an advance green is oncoming traffic and pedestrians crossing the adjacent street.

I can't think of any reason a driver would fail to proceed through a green light other than a pedestrian jay walking and obstructing that driver's right of way.

The pedestrian would have to be jaywalking and oncoming traffic would have to be running a red light, so the person turning left wouldn't be stopping by choice.

Why do you keep talking about advanced greens (with the arrow)? If you have an advance green and there is nothing obstructing you then you must proceed, the same as a normal green light when you're going straight. However if you're turning left and don't have an advance green (just the regular green for through traffic) you do not have to enter the intersection.

[pastarocket]

Distracted drivers who yak on their cellphones while the light changes from red to green at the intersection. My car horn got a good workout yesterday at the idiot yaking on his phone. :mad:

[Kamui712]

People who bring their kids to the gym stuff an ipad in front of their face and expect that theyll sit still the entire time. Naturally they get bored and want to run around to see their parents. Really not the place for them, just hire a babysitter for everyones safety.

[Euro7r]

I've been shopping more and more on Amazon over eBay now because of shipping times. One thing I hate is free shipping is only available if you spend over $35, not all items I buy applies, but just annoying.

[6o4__boi]

Wait til u get prime. Honestly, its worth every penny. I could spend $80 a year on dumber things.

I literally buy almost everything off Amazon. The shitty part is when they use Purolator but for thr most part theyve been using their own shipping guys lately.

Seems like theyre rolling out same-day/one day shipping for eligible items over $25.
Same day shipping changed my life...i got lazier.

[Euro7r]

Wait til u get prime. Honestly, its worth every penny. I could spend $80 a year on dumber things.

I literally buy almost everything off Amazon. The shitty part is when they use Purolator but for thr most part theyve been using their own shipping guys lately.

Seems like theyre rolling out same-day/one day shipping for eligible items over $25.
Same day shipping changed my life...i got lazier.

I used the prime one month free and bought a few items. Shipping definitely quick with prime! I just don't want to spend on memberships unless I absolutely need it.

[BIC_BAWS]

When people don't understand teamwork = compromising, Not let's do everything THEIR way

[Euro7r]

Every month there will be one day some douchebag that illegally dumps shit (black bags of garbage/furniture items) behind one of my neighbors backyard area. They have a big bush, so it's usually behind/under, so the neighbor technically never sees/knows. I'm sure its one of the stupid neighbors that live on the same block.

Seriously, how hard is either throw into garbage or pay the small fee to dump it at the dump yard. It's idiots like these that screws everyone over in property taxes increase because of the increase of resources required to clean shit up like this. It's dumbtards like these that also do not realize they are costing themselves more money in the long run.

[Armind]

People who eat so loud, it echoes in the lunch room. Are you a fuckin animal?

I wanna duct tape his mouth.

[280ZX]

People who are to lazy to open their own doors. I had one guy getting ready to leave the mall and I was going to enter the mall. He actually waited for me to walk up the door, opened it and he snuck himself through before I managed to get in. Are you that fucking lazy!

[Euro7r]

People who are to lazy to open their own doors. I had one guy getting ready to leave the mall and I was going to enter the mall. He actually waited for me to walk up the door, opened it and he snuck himself through before I managed to get in. Are you that fucking lazy!

Happens to me too and these idiots work in the same business tower. For me, no thank you for holding the door. For a few times, I would hold the door for this fat ass lady and she would never say thanks or even smile, as though I'm supposed to open the door for her. Always walks in like she's the boss or something. One time I just slammed the door shut when she was following me in LOL.

[toehook]

When you waited years to celebrate your Chinese zodiac animal only to find out that it is the unluckiest year for that particular animal. Apparently, I must be careful this year due to all my aspect of my life is shit (lol already got the flu). :fuuuuu:

Anyways, Happy Chinese New Year RS! At least we get to celebrate the year of the cock! :troll:

[Kamui712]

People who eat so loud, it echoes in the lunch room. Are you a fuckin animal?

I wanna duct tape his mouth.

I feel the same way when i eat with asian people, why the fuck do they need to make slurping sounds when eating noodles?

[CivicBlues]

I feel the same way when i eat with asian people, why the fuck do they need to make slurping sounds when eating noodles?

Slurping cools the noodles.

[Armind]

I actually don't mind it when it comes to noodles.

[Kamui712]

Slurping cools the noodles. so does blowing on it :D

[jeedee]

people whose first email is nothing but

"is it still available"

on cl.

No, you dumb fucking cunt, it's not available anymore despite the fact that I posted it 2 hours ago and it's still listed. It's gone, kaput.

THIS

or when they ask a question about something... that is already in the description :rukidding:

[Inaii]

Only time I ask if it's still available is if it's a really popular item (you'd be surprised how many people don't delete their ads after the item has sold) or if it's been up longer than 5 days.

[donk.]

accident on a side road? main road is ok?

lets all slam on our brakes, and drive by nice and slow to take a look.

[6o4__boi]

the live notifications on facebook

why the fuck is this thing on by default?

unless you're posting a lingerie party with naked pillow fights with only your hot friends, i don't give a fuck what you're doing live.

[jeedee]

idiots who wear sunglasses while driving and can't /don't see your signal and lay the horn on you :seriously:

[mr_chin]

Because you have a green light with nothing in front of you?



The pedestrian would have to be jaywalking and oncoming traffic would have to be running a red light, so the person turning left wouldn't be stopping by choice.

Why do you keep talking about advanced greens (with the arrow)? If you have an advance green and there is nothing obstructing you then you must proceed, the same as a normal green light when you're going straight. However if you're turning left and don't have an advance green (just the regular green for through traffic) you do not have to enter the intersection.

Ahh, I get what you mean now.

[mr_chin]

Doesn't really grind my gear but...

People who press the next stop button on the bus when the next stop is the skytrain station.

[BIC_BAWS]

Doesn't really grind my gear but...

People who press the next stop button on the bus when the next stop is the skytrain station.
There's also bus drivers who don't let you off unless you press the button

[mr_chin]

There's also bus drivers who don't let you off unless you press the button

At the skytrain station?

[jeedee]

people who have ratchet ass smelling BO and not wearing deodorant

its the year 2017 you filthy neanderthal

[BIC_BAWS]

At the skytrain station?
Yeah i've had it happen before, driver flipped out

[coneZONE]

Haha i'm the one who would pull the bell for the next stop ASAP after the bus leaves the previous stop... except the "next stop" announcement system took the fun out of it. It was good times back then, memorizing the bus stops.

Also i would pull the bell for the terminus stop hahahaha

[pastarocket]

People who are clearing buying more grocery items than allowed for the express check out lane at a supermarket. Then these same idiots ask the cashier for a price check for one of the items because they think the wrong price is on the product. Talk about holding up the line! Of course, the cashier does not kindly ask the customer to use the regular check out or the self serve check out. SwiftRage

[6o4__boi]

This fucking exit during the afternoon rush hour.

Every fucking time, there's dumb pieces of shit that completely disregard that fucking yield sign impeding traffic who are green on the opposing left turn lane.

There should be a fucking traffic light there instead of that yield sign cus clearly dumb fucks are too stupid to notice or follow it.

http://i.imgur.com/9ouPpgO.png

[Armind]

People who complain about driving conditions when they got summer tires on. :fulloffuck:

[pastarocket]

People who lick their lips while having a meal and chew their lunch with their mouth open. A bunch of Neanderthals with no table manners! SwiftRage

[Euro7r]

Piss me off when my manager trying to act like she owns the company, giving me policy lectures left and right. When I save the company money, no thank you or appreciation, but grill me on stupid shit.

[Kamui712]

Dick heads on public transit lol...
A. The ones who don't move in to make space and block the doorway
B. The ones who just plow their way in.

https://youtu.be/wDIwwRQOWBE

[underscore]

People who are too douchy to merge properly in a ski line. Alternating is pretty damn simple, don't be a prick and use your kids to try and cut in line.

[jeedee]

when you're selling something and the idiot buyer asks you a ton of questions that are mentioned in the ad already

READING IS KEY PEOPLE.

[Ride]

However if you're turning left and don't have an advance green (just the regular green for through traffic) you do not have to enter the intersection.
So legally person in turning lane can just park there and watch traffic lights cycle while cars behind them wait?

[mr_chin]

So legally person in turning lane can just park there and watch traffic lights cycle while cars behind them wait?

That's the part I was confused about, because if you don't enter the intersection, and the light turns amber, you're technically not allowed to enter at the point because you can make a stop safely.

So I still stand by my point that legally, you must enter the intersection on normal/advance(duh) green before making a left turn. At what point during the green though, is totally anyone's call which makes the situation more complicated.

Failing to turn on a green because the driver didn't enter the intersection is considered prohibited stop.

[underscore]

So legally person in turning lane can just park there and watch traffic lights cycle while cars behind them wait?

They shouldn't sit there indefinitely, but without an advance green there's no requirement to enter the intersection. I think it's something that falls heavily under discretion, ie you shouldn't be sitting there all day, but you aren't forced to move forwards if it's going to be dangerous.

[mr_chin]

Why are my collection of socks getting smaller each time I do my laundry? Either the drying machine is eating my socks or someone's stealing them!!

[underscore]

In my experience it's the washer that steals stuff, then to be extra douchey it lets the dryer take the bad rap.

[Armind]

When bus drivers break hard at every fuckin stop.

[mr_chin]

In my experience it's the washer that steals stuff, then to be extra douchey it lets the dryer take the bad rap.

Shit. Now I feel bad for yelling at my dryer.

On the other hand, people who goes "excuse me, excuse me" at a skytrain station where everyone else is getting off. Bitch, we know you need to get off, so do we.

[toehook]

When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

[Armind]

"I want you to rebrand our company. But you can't touch the logo, only change the colour."

:fulloffuck:

[mr_chin]

Cashiers at Mcdonald's who still follow the one coupon per customer per visit rule.

Do they not understand you can order from the Kiosk x amount of times and have coupons applied each time?

Also, cashier who asks you to show the coupon.

Do they not know that everyone can just go on the website and get the coupon? This fat fuck at the drive thru literally made me went through the website to show him a coupon when it was pouring rain.

And people who don't see the loopholes around promotions (not just mcdonald's).

This lady in front of me wanted to use two coupons but the cashier didn't let her. She ended up just using one.

[kkthind]

Cashiers at Mcdonald's who still follow the one coupon per customer per visit rule.

Do they not understand you can order from the Kiosk x amount of times and have coupons applied each time?

Also, cashier who asks you to show the coupon.

Do they not know that everyone can just go on the website and get the coupon? This fat fuck at the drive thru literally made me went through the website to show him a coupon when it was pouring rain.

And people who don't see the loopholes around promotions (not just mcdonald's).

This lady in front of me wanted to use two coupons but the cashier didn't let her. She ended up just using one.

market crossing McDonalds is horrible during those free coffee promotions. you order 3 cups, but only get one if theres one person in the car. If you go through the drive thru again, they wont give it :fulloffuck:

[mr_chin]

market crossing McDonalds is horrible during those free coffee promotions. you order 3 cups, but only get one if theres one person in the car. If you go through the drive thru again, they wont give it :fulloffuck:

??

But you order through that microphone? They would prepare the coffee and then not give it to you?

[kkthind]

??

But you order through that microphone? They would prepare the coffee and then not give it to you?

thats what i thought, but nope, they said one cup per person a day :fulloffuck: and i didnt find any restrictions about this anywhere

[donk.]

That guy that drops weights at the gym, and slams pull weights down.

Why dont you just throw them thru the windows if you really want to get noticed?

[underscore]

People who swing out in the opposite direction before making a turn. You puny car can make a left just fine without swinging out to the right first.

[pastarocket]

It is so aggravating to hear some Chinese seniors make these awful noises before they spit out phlegm in a public washroom.

"Haaaaaarack!" :fuckthatshit:

Stop doing that fool! You make people from other ethnic groups think that CBCs like me also make that awful noise in every washroom.

SwiftRage

[jdzle69]

It is so aggravating to hear some Chinese seniors make these awful noises before they spit out phlegm in a public washroom.

"Haaaaaarack!" :fuckthatshit:

Stop doing that fool! You make people from other ethnic groups think that CBCs like me also make that awful noise in every washroom.

SwiftRage

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

[jeedee]

what you're backing into a parking spot and the impatient idiot drives behind you :fulloffuck:

nearly backed into this dumbass smh

[coneZONE]

what you're backing into a parking spot and the impatient idiot drives behind you :fulloffuck:

nearly backed into this dumbass smh

Or more than halfway backing out and the idiots walk right behind your or drive behind you

[mr_chin]

People who sit way inside a packed skytrain when the next 2 stop is their stop. Then they go barging out because they're scared they might not get out.

[Armind]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7YgiRKWwAUOmKL.jpg

[Urrtoast]

They should assume you speak English regardless... :QQ:

When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

[underscore]

When someone does work on something you've been working on, but doesn't follow the conventions for things like abbreviations and formatting that have been used for all the previous work. Now I either have to redo a ton of work to make it match, or leave a bunch of inconsistencies that look like crap.

[Armind]

When you asked a colleague to stop tapping his fuckin foot cause it makes an annoying clicking noise the entire week.

Motherfucker still does it. I wanna shoot this fat obnoxious fuck face in the leg. Why can't there be more mature/professional people working here? Fuckin kids.




WOOOOOOSSSSSSSAHHHHHH

[kross9]

When you asked a colleague to stop tapping his fuckin foot cause it makes an annoying clicking noise the entire week.

Motherfucker still does it. I wanna shoot this fat obnoxious fuck face in the leg. Why can't there be more mature/professional people working here? Fuckin kids.




WOOOOOOSSSSSSSAHHHHHH

Its hard man, I do it a lot too subconsciously when im sitting. I have to actively think to not do it... Like breathing

[coneZONE]

When those stupid ass people cross the street against their light (on a red) with their sweetass time and you honk them to tell them they shouldn't be doing that (aka gtfo and run if you really intended to cross on a red) and they turn around and slow down and give you the finger :fulloffuck:

[pastarocket]

People with no table manners or phone etiquette.

Imagine working beside someone who burps during a phone conversation with an employer. Then this same person burps after eating his lunch every day!!

-told a co worker about it. Then this other co -worker said that the employer on the phone got a "two for one deal" from my neighbour. Service AND a burp. LUL


I need to move to another desk! SwiftRage

[Armind]

People who literally lay their fingers on your screen when the point something out. Fuck you and your smudge marks.

[dlo]

When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

im not even chinese and this happens too often

[jeedee]

when you gotta get up early and your scumbag brain wakes you up randomly in the middle of the night and you can't fall back asleep

:fuuuuu:

[GLOW]

When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

practice until you can perfectly say "sorry i don't speak any mandarin" in fluent mandarin and then calmly walk away like :pokerface:

might as well troll 'em LUL

[jeedee]

Sites that still ship with UPS and DHL

for the love of God just use USPS or Royal Mail!

[toehook]

practice until you can perfectly say "sorry i don't speak any mandarin" in fluent mandarin and then calmly walk away like :pokerface:

might as well troll 'em LUL

I just know "我不知道 Wǒ bù zhīdào" plus the word for mandarin or I just throw up gang signs saying I can't speak it. Usually people figure it out and flag someone else down.

[Fafine]

i just say wo bu duong? n the word for mando
duong would mean understand
so itll translate to i dont understand mando

[coneZONE]

Say it in a really really bad accent like pronouncing the pinyin in regular english LOL
Wo bu dong = whoa boo dong hahaha

If I really don't want to try or out of my ability, i just look at them and say uhhhhh. Thing is half the time they speak so fast i have no idea what happened. Usually here in North Van at least they try to use their English haha

[CivicBlues]

Wouldn't the best response to someone barking you in Mandarin (in Canada, no less) be:

Ni Hui Shuo Yingwen ma? (Do YOU speak English?)

[6o4__boi]

when my work password expires after 90 days

and it got smart and won't let me use sequential numbers anymore

fuck changing passwords

[jjson]

^OHHHH SHIT SAME HERE OMG

And also the fact that it doesn't let you use the password you've used in the last 5 times just fucking boils my blood

[Oshiguru]

I know that feeling :(

I have one PW to log in, then 4 other programs that I need to use on a daily basis which all have different passwords with different time frames between pw changes + limitations.

[Jmac]

when my work password expires after 90 days

and it got smart and won't let me use sequential numbers anymore

fuck changing passwords
My work password expires every 35 days, can't use sequential letters or numbers, requires minimum 1 capital and 1 lower-case and 1 number and 1 symbol, can't reuse a password ever, minumum 8 characters.

Work phone also has the same restrictions but it can't be the same password as your account password.

:fulloffuck:

Grinds my gears: BCIT - I'm pretty sure school is braining my damage. No summer break for online courses, either. 11.5 months to go!

[underscore]

As much as I hate having to change my password at work all the time, corporate data security is pretty important.

[CCA-Dave]

As much as I hate having to change my password at work all the time, corporate data security is pretty important.

It's actually shown to lower security, because people feel the need to write down their passwords since they don't remember the latest combination of letters, numbers, capitals, can't-be-anything-like-what-you-used-before passwords.

[underscore]

It's actually shown to lower security, because people feel the need to write down their passwords since they don't remember the latest combination of letters, numbers, capitals, can't-be-anything-like-what-you-used-before passwords.

Where do most security breaches come from these days? Someone physically accessing the machine, or someone connecting via the internet? The person trying to gain access with the password you've used for every account you have and never changed can't see the sticky note on the bottom of your screen.

[mr_chin]

Where do most security breaches come from these days? Someone physically accessing the machine, or someone connecting via the internet? The person trying to gain access with the password you've used for every account you have and never changed can't see the sticky note on the bottom of your screen.

Man in the middle/Evil Twin is a famous way to sniff passwords. The attacker would set up a rogue access points near wireless access points. The rogue access point is identical to the wireless access point. Users who wants to connect to the wireless access point will have to scan for the nearby network, say Starbucks. The rogue access point would output a stronger signal, which the scanner would pick up on first. Then, users will connect to the rogue, which acts as Starbucks. Any data going to Starbucks will go through the rogue, where he decrypts all the packets of data and then encrypting it before sending it to Starbucks and back, rinse and repeat.

This is why changing passwords regularly is important. Especially after logging into a bank account at a wifi hot spot, or even on your mobile network.

Luckily, a lot of sites and clients are coming out with two way confirmation security. People who have battle.net accounts and battle.net authenticator will know what I'm talking about.

[dlo]

allergies... fml

[6o4__boi]

lmao my passwords are written in a notebook inside my desk
but i at least lock it before i leave every night

i come in 10 mins late to work this morning cus of traffic and the lazy dipshit who spends all day browsing facebook, buzzfeed and playing with his goddamned phone and switch when the he knows he can get away with it has the galls to say "oh you're a little late today"

i've never had to exercise so much self control to stop myself from punching a bitch square in the throat
https://media.giphy.com/media/EGGjIQvuBasLK/giphy.gif

[Dharminder]

what bugs me the most about passwords is so many for different things. I rarely use my phone but every so often someone will call and leave me a voice mail. For the life of me can never remember the password and to lazy to call help desk to reset it.

[pastarocket]

Terrible phone etiquette is so hard to hear.

When you hear a co-worker talk loud to another person, it's time to bring headphones to work. The worst part is that this dude sometimes makes a loud burp at the caller!

That's like a two for one special for the person on the other line. :facepalm:

-hearing his lunch order every work day from the same shitty restaurant is funny though:

"Hello Congee Noodle House? I want to order take out. Stir fried beef with rice and bitter melon. My number is XXX-XXX-XXX. That is all!" Hangs up the phone.

:lawl:

[Dharminder]

Terrible phone etiquette is so hard to hear.

When you hear a co-worker talk loud to another person, it's time to bring headphones to work. The worst part is that this dude sometimes makes a loud burp at the caller!

That's like a two for one special for the person on the other line. :facepalm:

-hearing his lunch order every work day from the same shitty restaurant is funny though:

"Hello Congee Noodle House? I want to order take out. Stir fried beef with rice and bitter melon. My number is XXX-XXX-XXX. That is all!" Hangs up the phone.

:lawl:

Our team is very diverse but what pisses me off the most is when people start speaking there native language and are shooting back and forth (cubical setup) headphones are a must here or I will strangle someone

[mr_chin]

Working with indecisive teammates. AHHH! Make up your fucking mind.

It's okay to be indecisive sometimes, but when the damage of their decision is larger than their needs, don't they even have any consideration of that?

Then, they go wondering why you're fucking pissed and grumpy.

[BIC_BAWS]

Working with indecisive teammates. AHHH! Make up your fucking mind.

It's okay to be indecisive sometimes, but when the damage of their decision is larger than their needs, don't they even have any consideration of that?

Then, they go wondering why you're fucking pissed and grumpy.
One of my teammates suggested that in cases like this, just be a social loafer. Do the work, and go with what they fuck up. Cause at the end of the day, you stress out more than its worth.

[6o4__boi]

the stretch of Lougheed/Barnet in Coquitlam where the lights are in 4 cycles

fuck this stretch hard

[jeedee]

people that don't fucking clean up after themselves and leaving their garbage behind

[Klondike]

When people assume you can speak mandarin and then look dumbfounded you can't. I am already having a hard time speaking in Cantonese to strangers. :okay:

Was at metrotown T&T when a mastercard guy comes up from behind me and starts doing his pitch in mando.
I kept a straight face and let him do his pitch until finally I burst out laughing :lawl:

I apologized and let him do his pitch in english :lol

[6o4__boi]

What the hell is up with people not letting people merge in from the middle lane to the right most lane?

I tend to merge in at the right most lane more or less before the 600m sign to Willingdon so that I can exit and every other morning there's some dipshit who'll aggressively close the gap and not let me merge in. The kicker is that most of the time, these dipshists don't even end up exiting at Willingdon.

Quit being cunts. Let people merge in. You're not gonna gain precious time. It makes you a dumb piece of shit.

[Jmac]

HEU

Fuck off, I'm not in your union. Stop calling me 3 times a day to tell me who to vote for.

[MarkyMark]

Fast food joints. Bring on the fucking robots already maybe then I won't have to pull over and wait for 10 minutes after the drive thru and then have to run inside because they fucked up the order.

Or I could just start eating better I suppose.

[mr_chin]

One of my teammates suggested that in cases like this, just be a social loafer. Do the work, and go with what they fuck up. Cause at the end of the day, you stress out more than its worth.

I thought of that, but my work depends on his and by the end of the month, I'm going to have to fix it because my grade depends on it.

A class we have taught us risk analysis and suggests that at the beginning of any project, put in minimal amount of work to produce the skeleton of the project so that if it gets cancelled, you lose very little. That's what I should have done.

[toehook]

Fast food joints. Bring on the fucking robots already maybe then I won't have to pull over and wait for 10 minutes after the drive thru and then have to run inside because they fucked up the order.

Or I could just start eating better I suppose.

I got a free McFlurry and small fries because the first window cashier left without telling anyone so I drove to the last window. Dude hands me the food and said thanks for coming. :pokerface: Had the money in hand but who says no to free food amrite :troll: I ain't going back to McD for a long ass time just like the Hamburgular...

[6o4__boi]

this weather

fuck this weather, fuck every drop of rain, fuck every cloud, fuck the past winter, fuck the snow

from a weather's perspective, fuck this year

[cdizzle_996]

When people dont pull forward to the last pump at the gas station.

Drives me fucking mental.

[jeedee]

What the hell is up with people not letting people merge in from the middle lane to the right most lane?

I tend to merge in at the right most lane more or less before the 600m sign to Willingdon so that I can exit and every other morning there's some dipshit who'll aggressively close the gap and not let me merge in. The kicker is that most of the time, these dipshists don't even end up exiting at Willingdon.

or you could just merge in when you see /past the 1200m sign :troll:

[jeedee]

When people dont pull forward to the last pump at the gas station.

Drives me fucking mental.

what if the car infront of them left while they were already pumping gas

#WrongPlace #WrongTime :troll:

[Jmac]

When you go to bed early and your SO comes home after you've been asleep for a couple of hours, loads up a movie on Netflix in the bedroom, wakes you up because she's bored, and falls asleep half an hour into the movie ... :rukidding:

[320icar]

The only acceptable situation is if she chilled with the Netflix. Otherwise tell her to eff off

[Jmac]

The only acceptable situation is if she chilled with the Netflix. Otherwise tell her to eff off
Zero chill

[mr_chin]

When you go to bed early and your SO comes home after you've been asleep for a couple of hours, loads up a movie on Netflix in the bedroom, wakes you up because she's bored, and falls asleep half an hour into the movie ... :rukidding:

You shouldn't have TV/computers/laptops in your bedroom. I realize sleeping hygiene is so important when you get older, as it becomes harder to fall asleep or get enough sleep.

[E.D.C.5]

single lane traffic, overtaking someone (old man was driving slow) on a broken yellow line, and then he decides to accelerate to match my speed. like...:rukidding: Trust me it was totally safe to cross into the opposite lane as absolutely no cars were travelling on the other side of the lane.

After passing him, he then decides to tailgate me and honk continuously like a mad-man. I can only assume he forgot about the rules regarding solid/broken yellow lines.

[6o4__boi]

people who work phones and can't hear for shit

if i have to spell shit out for you more than three times and you STILL get it wrong, you need help.

[toehook]

People who lack respect for others but want to be treated as Kings and Queens. If you cannot calm down and freak out like a 12 year old at me, fuck off. Don't tell my big customer to "learn how to drive", how about you learn to shut your big fat vagina. No one needs to hear the shit spewing out of there.

But all in all, I showed face and nicely to park this spot or outside. And also calmed down my big customer in Cantonese, not to deal with them. Getting angry over parking is redonkulous. Got my salt out, good vibes only. Peace!

[extracrunchie]

Places that accepts cash only......especially when HST was a thing.

That and places that ask for more tip when the service was exceptionally bad, they would literally argue about it and would not let you leave the restaurant. ** cough Bamboo Grove in Richmond**

[Jmac]

Places that accepts cash only......especially when HST was a thing.

That and places that ask for more tip when the service was exceptionally bad, they would literally argue about it and would not let you leave the restaurant. ** cough Bamboo Grove in Richmond**
Call the police for forcible confinement. As long as you paid your bill, tip is optional. You could leave $0 and there isn't shit they can do about it. The exception to this is that restaurants may, at their option, require a mandatory tip for large parties (6 or more), which would be added to your bill.

[extracrunchie]

Call the police for forcible confinement. As long as you paid your bill, tip is optional. You could leave $0 and there isn't shit they can do about it. The exception to this is that restaurants may, at their option, require a mandatory tip for large parties (6 or more), which would be added to your bill.

Funny thing was the owner was the one that suggested to call the cops and I really wish they did though I dont think the cops would come and we didnt want to wait hours.

My sis gave them more tip on a separate transaction on her credit card then did a chargeback. They made it sound like we were in the wrong, it was a awful feeling for sure.

[mr_chin]

Condos that splits two ways when you arrive at a floor and doesn't tell which side has what range of apartment #.

I'm about to bring a sharpie with me every time and just fucking write it on their wall.

[cdizzle_996]

When you're sitting in your 2500sqft home.. and a fucking fly feels the need to fly within a 5ft radius of you non fucking stop.

[Armind]

http://bestinsectkiller.infospike.net/files/2017/04/Zap-It-Bug-Zapper.jpg

When you're sitting in your 2500sqft home.. and a fucking fly feels the need to fly within a 5ft radius of you non fucking stop.

[Jmac]

When your teacher changes the goal posts on an assignment 5 hours before it's due, resulting in you being up until midnight on a work night to change it. :rukidding:

[6o4__boi]

When your teacher changes the goal posts on an assignment 5 hours before it's due, resulting in you being up until midnight on a work night to change it. :rukidding:

http://www.chiefrok.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fukitol--300x225.jpg

prolly what i would've done

i was a shitty student

:fuckthatshit:

[6o4__boi]

craigslist lowballers

Just shut the fuck up with your cheap ass shit...i don't need a lecture from you on the market.
I have a price, take it or leave it. You don't like it? Too fuckin bad for you.

fuckin hate these cheap fucks who think everything can be had on the cheap

[jeedee]

craigslist lowballers

Just shut the fuck up with your cheap ass shit...i don't need a lecture from you on the market.
I have a price, take it or leave it. You don't like it? Too fuckin bad for you.

fuckin hate these cheap fucks who think everything can be had on the cheap

LOL at the petty people that take time out of their day to do this :lawl:

if you don't like the price just keep scrolling :lol

[6o4__boi]

pretty much

especially hate the ones who go throw out some lowball shit then says "cash, picked up right now"

OH REALLY, CASH?! THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!
like, bitch, how else were you gonna pay? bottlecaps? credit? cheque?

[pastarocket]

Drivers, who are stopped briefly at a stop sign, that try to turn right into a street expecting the vehicles in front of them to stop for them.

Where the fuck is your patience and obedience to the traffic rules? Stop behind the stop sign and wait for your turn to turn right when there is a safe distance to turn right!
:mad:

Idiotic, impatient drivers with a sense of entitlement! :facepalm:

I see many drivers pull this stunt every day in the Lower Mainland. SUV and truck drivers are the worst with this bad habit!!

I just speed up on the road to ensure that driver facing the stop sign cannot just cut right in front of me and ignore the stop sign. :lawl: