hahaha!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

yep, according to GPS, the top of village way where the old alpine centre was is exactly 6000ft

Fucking geek ^^ haha

One of my co-workers does something pretty funny. He's a pretty big guy and always wears his sunglasses in the building. When on the elevator, he stands directly in front of the door facing everyone with his arms crossed. Nobody tends to get off before him.

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hmm shit, my exhaust broke in half.

well you're not supposed to saw on it...

well the pipes are probably a good 37 years old haha. i was at a traffic light and all of a sudden the truck got 5x as loud.

Hey you tire junkies, where is a good place to get some rubber i just bought some rims:
17x9 +35 F
17x10 +35 R

and i'm looking for some tred to burn off onto the pavement haha.

i was thinking 255/45/17 and 275/40/17.

and whats a good semi-good lasting tire with some grip?

holla back.

get an all season with a km warrenty if you just wanna burn it all off ;)

River Rock is fun

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2020281&page=1

shitty deal...hope that doesnt happen here :S ...

^ rad story troy...haha...they only do poker there? or is there more to that?

It was just poker. A small club with a few tables. Need to find somewhere else to play now.

if they had a road track here there wouldnt be any reason to street race.

they dont...and probably never will in my lifetime...and thats in ontario california...its heartbreaking seeing cars get crushed

it definately suck to see. if the cars had actually stolen engines and such (not just what the cops call stolen) then sure. either way they should at least part it out. the rims at the minimum.

so remember how I said I got two forms of salmonella about 2 weeks ago and my manager made me drive while sick to get a doctors note. Anyhow since that day I have avoided him and haven't talked to him because I wasn't impressed with how I was treated. Anyhow, today I get to work and am bullshitting with the assistant manager and he tells me that the manager told him (the asst mgr) to tell me if I don't stop giving him the silent treatment he (the mgr) is going to fire me.. lmao.. good luck with that, that's unjust dismissal... So I kept on ignoring the manager all night

hooray for knowing your rights.

less effect...they part ur car out...you could still kinda get something form it...crushing say a $10,000 "investment" (3500 car + mods) would cause you to never EVER want to risk losing something you sunk all your spare time and money into...its effective...but a heartbreaker

These would be handy for days on the beach!
http://www.edgewear.com/Merchant2/me...e=Reef_sandals

"shaken not stirred"

Shitty. Looks like we got our ride-on-mower stolen last night. Not out in the shed where it should have been. Fucking thieves around here.

was it locked up in the shed or just sitting there??

Option #2 with the keys in it* :rolleyes: "typical fathers"

Why does shipping from Japan take so fucking long!?!