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Back when was doing frontline customer service work on the phone, customers would end the call this time of year with, "Merry Christmas!"
You could hear them vibrating like this, waiting for you to respond with, "Happy Holidays!" All so they could do the, "No it's Merry Christmas, everyone is too woke etc......" spiel.
They sounded downright disappointed when you said "Merry Christmas."
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Merry Xmas folks! Every year that passes by I appreciate this group more. More and more it feels like a good guys growing old together (vs its rowdier past). This year I got to meet mikemhg in person and met dukes and RabidRat virtually (I hid behind the bushes just like whitev70 does).
PSA, I know some come here for daily weather reports and road conditions. It's slippery out there with a thin layer of black ice, just around those temps. Tire spin, slips on downhill, take it easy out there and arrive at fam's safely!
supafamous & whitev70r are shy twins. Let's arrange to meet at same area ~100m distance away at next meet! DM me.
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"Trying is the first step to failure." - Homer Simpson
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i wish i had a token black friend. then people would think im not THAT racist..... id totally call him a nigger though. He can call me a chink and we'd be having a great time at fried chicken joints.... sigh... oh well, ill just settle for cracker ass mcgee
We had it out pretty good in the parking lot but we managed to settle our differences and decided to spend some quality time together after:
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LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
i wish i had a token black friend. then people would think im not THAT racist..... id totally call him a nigger though. He can call me a chink and we'd be having a great time at fried chicken joints.... sigh... oh well, ill just settle for cracker ass mcgee
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
The whole world has gone down a road no one can recover from, and it's nothing to do with governments, it's because so much of the general public is so fucking stupid.
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I been waiting to call a buddy fat chink
All my Chinese buds are skinny
Gung hay my fat choy!
But youre not dark enough Mikey. In order for me to look less racist, i need Weasley snipes kinda dark. Like straight outta africa kinda dark. You look fucking cuban. (p.s. you do black….er face, and ill staples my eyes back some more till they are a fine dental floss of a line, then we go grab the dirtiest looking buddy guy with the thickest accent, and go hit up a old guy white country club…. That would be RIGHTEOUSLY hilarious)
Please call me a fat chink. That would be an epic rapper name.
GIVE IT UP FOR…… FAAAAAAATTTTTT CHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNNKK!!!!!!!!
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(p.s. you do black….er face, and ill staples my eyes back some more till they are a fine dental floss of a line, then we go grab the dirtiest looking buddy guy with the thickest accent, and go hit up a old guy white country club…. That would be RIGHTEOUSLY hilarious) 
