Most of you are pathetic

[3xta]

Ulic, Penner, and Marco, when you go out on a date with a girl, and they just sit there after dinner, after the bill has came obviously. How will you guys respond?

[yuusha]

^ Ulic will whip out his wallet and pay using four different credit and debit cards. Penner will whip out a money clip overstuffed with browns and tip $200 more than the cost of dinner but expects to lay his date afterwards. Marco911 will take the waitress to the back room, have a quickie with her, tip by direct deposit of his precious genetic material right into her sperm bank, then pay using traveller's cheques.

[3xta]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL ^^^