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10-09-2008, 10:06 PM
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#26 | Circle Stick Square Mod
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^ i loled.......
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10-10-2008, 04:55 AM
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#27 | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: VANCOUVER
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A friend of mine (male) periodically sends me the lyrics to his favorite song.
This time it was by korean(?) group Wonder Girls - Nobody
I want nobody, nobody but you. I want nobody, nobody but chew! I want nobody, nobody, NOBODY!!! NOBODY BUT CHEWWWWW!
I usually send him back lyrics to the last song i was listening too. I think it was DMX - What's my name?
HEYO,HEYO! WHAT'S MY NAME?
DMX AND I BE THE BEST
YOU SEE THE REST?
THEY LOOKIN LIKE THEY NEED A REST
ONE MO' TIME!
ARF ARF!
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10-31-2008, 05:52 PM
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#28 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Port Moody
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my friend tells me to keep my phone close by around 1am
phone buzzes
friend: Left or right?
me: what? ummmm
me: left
friend: too late rights in her ass, left on the phone
20mins later
friend: answer, dont talk
phone rings,
massive moaning, friend is calling her every name in the book, she loves it
true story
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11-03-2008, 07:22 PM
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#29 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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^fucking Sweet
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11-06-2008, 12:45 AM
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#30 | Retired moderator
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Girl:Ok now Im craving attention.
Girl: D!!!!!!!!!!!
DL: go look in the fridge then
Girl: Tried, not there
Girl: I know ur hiding some. Give ME!
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11-06-2008, 01:31 AM
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#31 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Girl Girl: Damn, if I wasn't seeing <guy's name> on Saturday, I'd totally be texting you about your night.
RS: <guy's name?>
Girl: Yes you read correctly. He just got off the plane. I don't know what to tell him.
RS: what? my nuts?
Girl: no your nuts are seeing <friend's name>'s face on Saturday.
Girl: TEABAG!!!
Girl: u should text me WHILE you're getting sucked off
RS: hmm i should record it, i did w/ <ex's name> fuck she had such a nice ass
Girl: R!! you're horrible! i was only kidding. She's OUR good friend!
Girl: but that be damn funny...and highly awkward to watch.
RS: You'd love it.
Girl: seeing ur penis? uh...no thanks...no offence | This convo is full of lulz ... .. . . .. .. .... |
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11-06-2008, 09:22 AM
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#32 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Surrey
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Originally Posted by stewie her: what you doin?
me: i thought your not allowed to talk to me?
her: whys that?
me: your controlling bf..
her: yeah hes in mexico...what you doin
me: oh..hahaha, beer and tv...
her: sounds fun....
me: fun yeah, but im in pain...hurt at work
her: awww...you need some tlc baby!!
me: i need a massage...
her: perhaps we can exchange a service?
me: what is my service
her: i think you already know
me: well im free right now
her: head to my place
true story | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1990TSI random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
1990tsi: u hopefully
random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
1990tsi: k
true story. | gotta love these txt messages |
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11-11-2008, 05:16 PM
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#33 | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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K: He's 6'2
G: Whoa, 6'2 dick? Ouch!
K: Tall :P
G: lol I was talking about dick size
K: Oh, D's 8
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Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
I WILL EAT YOUR RICE! | |
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11-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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#34 | I am Hook'd on RS
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person: yo what's your number?
me: noob.
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11-20-2008, 08:11 PM
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#35 | Retired moderator
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Girl: Yes he's having my kids, he's been pregnant with my kids since HS
GC: I take it kevin is the .5?
Girl: he's brown, use to be my neighbour. we said our kids are gonna come out with turbans and chopsticks in hand
GC: rofl
Girl: well turban would be on their heads. and he's a tiny guy i dunno how that's coming out of him =|
Girl: his asshole maybe?
GC: eeeeeew
Girl: ya i know takes the meaning of brown baby to a whole new level
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11-30-2008, 07:55 PM
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#36 | Official Texas Ambassador
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True story. |
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12-02-2008, 08:33 PM
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#37 | Larger Than Life Mod
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Vegetarian Friend: I think i'm gonna try steak tonight, wish me luck.
Me: Good luck
VF: The Cows don't mind, do they?
Me: Nope, they live for it
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12-04-2008, 04:50 PM
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#38 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ME: Bar soon?
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon.
ME: Did you just send me the same message seven times?
EB: No.
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12-07-2008, 12:04 AM
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#39 | MoD
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^ i dont get it.....
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Lets street race, first one to jail wins
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02-10-2009, 09:12 PM
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#40 | Retired moderator
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Ryan: Any vday plans
Girl: Ya, states
Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky?
Girl: Out of town for work all weekend
Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you!
Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt?
Ryan: I will be serving some.
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02-11-2009, 06:31 AM
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#41 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Girl Ryan: Any vday plans
Girl: Ya, states
Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky?
Girl: Out of town for work all weekend
Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you!
Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt?
Ryan: I will be serving some. | nice
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02-17-2009, 05:32 PM
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#42 | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Bro: Hey, have you heard?
Me: What?
Bro: That b-b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Me: ...
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02-17-2009, 06:07 PM
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#43 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Boobiemaster Bro: Hey, have you heard?
Me: What?
Bro: That b-b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Me: ... | haha family guy
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02-25-2009, 02:38 AM
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#44 | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Inaii: Shot down by the girl he was seeing. Oh god, I think I'm dying.... ROFL!
Girl: HAHAHAHA, It's true, it's all true. No wonder he's so emo, none of his gf's want to have sex with him! WOW
Inaii: Rofl
Girl: Poor guy, oh well.
Inaii: Lol. Maybe he killed a bunny rabbit in a past life.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's almost sig worthy!
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Inaii: How about SF?
Girl: SF? san fran? so fresh? oh! Sasha! LOL
Inaii: Sasha fierce....... wow /facepalm
Girl: Ahahahahah! Oh god, I'm drying!
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"Can you match my resolve? If so then you will succeed. I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavour to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve." -- Monty Oum Quote:
Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
I WILL EAT YOUR RICE! | |
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02-25-2009, 07:41 AM
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#45 | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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lawl. "drying"
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02-25-2009, 11:20 PM
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#46 | Retired moderator
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Originally Posted by Inaii Inaii: Shot down by the girl he was seeing. Oh god, I think I'm dying.... ROFL!
Girl: HAHAHAHA, It's true, it's all true. No wonder he's so emo, none of his gf's want to have sex with him! WOW
Inaii: Rofl
Girl: Poor guy, oh well.
Inaii: Lol. Maybe he killed a bunny rabbit in a past life.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's almost sig worthy!
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Inaii: How about SF?
Girl: SF? san fran? so fresh? oh! Sasha! LOL
Inaii: Sasha fierce....... wow /facepalm
Girl: Ahahahahah! Oh god, I'm drying! | Moral of the story kids? Don't be an asshole, playboy, emo child rolled into one if you want to get laid.
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02-26-2009, 11:36 AM
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#47 | RS controls my life!
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Juan : Hey guess whos still together after all the shit between them? Your ASS CHECKS!!
Me: ahhh!!! wtf
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03-01-2009, 10:11 PM
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#48 | Retired moderator
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RS: Hey
Girl: How goes it?
RS Tired. Very tired.
Girl: Why?
RS: Late night last night
Girl: Ahahahhahaa with Anna and ur banana
RS:Lol I got blown while watching the hockey game tonight ftw TWICE
RS: Each time, we scored! Lol
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03-02-2009, 06:26 AM
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#49 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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bj while on watching tv = |
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03-02-2009, 02:19 PM
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#50 | Retired moderator
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Girl: Thanks J for making me feel better =)
JL: Anything to make u smile McLovin =) Here have a Panda
Girl: *nom*nom*nom*
JL: OMFG DONT EAT THE PANDA YOU TWITTER SHITTER X___X
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