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[Vansterdam]

i got into a random convo and now im showing this stranger http://1guy-1cup.com/ LOL

[CanadaGoose]

Originally Posted by Vansterdam

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You: i think of you when i masterbate
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HAHAHAHA

[K-Dub]

i got a japanese girl asking me to practice english with her. and she likes it when "tongues go on her spot"

[Vansterdam]

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Stranger: /b Anon reporting in!!!
You: epic
You: /b/
Stranger: Lol win
You: i like turtles
Stranger: i like MUDKIPZ
You: GIRGUGAMESH
Stranger: Yo dawg, i heard u like niggers so i put a nigger in your car and now its gone...

[Vansterdam]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
You: GIRGUGAMESH
Stranger: Hello?
You: Hello?
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You: ASL

Stranger: 19 M ?
Stranger: You?
You: 13/F
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[Ulic Qel-Droma]

*i don't type anything for a while*
Stranger: Say hi bitch
You: Hi bitch.
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUU
*disconnected*

[k2_alpha]

i actually had a decent convo with some "girl"
too long to post

but if you and the stranger take it a bit seriously, it is actually pretty cool

[Vansterdam]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey paul
You: hayyyyyyyyy ASL
You: paul?
Stranger: haha very funny
Stranger: how did your test go?
You: not good
You: test came out positive
Stranger: shit
You: not just positive
You: im hiv positive
Stranger: god, we're gonna have to close the pool again
Stranger: what are you going to tell sarah?
You: i like turtles
You: sarahs been dead for 10 years
Stranger: not that sarah, dumbass
You: oh
You: that sarah
You: THE SARAH
You: the one and only
You: im going to tell her
Stranger: haha riiiight
You: i like turtles
Stranger: you're gonna have to be upfront with her eventually
Stranger: and not just about this
Stranger: she's put up with a lot of shit from you
You: i know
You: but at the end of the day
You: as long as i shit on her chest
You: she be happy
You: she loves it when i shit on her chest
Stranger: it takes more than well-timed chest poo to make it work, paul
You: i donno jim
You: she always cums when i do
Stranger: i don't need to know about you guys' sex life, dude
You: she loves that hot brown runny diherea dripping down from my anus
Stranger: anyway
You: onto her chest
Stranger: i'll see you in the lab tomorrow
Stranger: for god's sake, don't forget to bring all the stuff
You: me and her like to roleplay 2girls1cup
You: you should really come check it out sometime jim
Stranger: brian's going to be making his rounds tomorrow, and he'll probably want to see everything we've been working on
You: maybe we can have a quick session tommorow after class
You: oh and jim
You: i like turtles
Stranger: yes, paul?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i love you too
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[CanadaGoose]

Stranger: Heyy
You: hey whats up
Stranger: u a girl
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………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..
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[Alby]

this is what i squeezed out of a stranger.

Stranger: melanie rosina davis

look it up on fb. you be the judge.

[K-Dub]

Originally Posted by Alby

this is what i squeezed out of a stranger.

Stranger: melanie rosina davis

look it up on fb. you be the judge.

hmmmmm.,,,,,,,

[Vansterdam]

4/10

[Alby]

claimed she was 21 in the UK. its either me or she looks almost old enough to be a mom.

another convo:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: is this hal?
You: how'd you guess!
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: !
You: haha yea
Stranger: whats up man
You: nothing you
Stranger: how you been
Stranger: nothing
You: same old same old
You: what are the chances
Stranger: my wife is cheating on me i think
You: shit
You: what makes you think so?
Stranger: we have to keep our homo sexual relashinship private
You: i thought it was private enough
Stranger: your not how
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

[K-Dub]

Stranger: i am bearded programmer

You: ....jesus is that you?

Stranger: yeah

You: shit. ive been looking for you

Stranger: jesus loves everybody!

You: my friends say you were in their peanut butter

Stranger: especially little girls

You: hi im chris hansen.

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[illwdt]

^^ hHaha.

[hotjoint]

lol funny shit

[time_traveller]

omg this is epic.

[BNR32_Coupe]

You: hi
Stranger: Hey stranger! Age/Sex/Location?
You: Whats yours first? ~___^
Stranger: Evil, but Male, 24. US.
Stranger: Your turn
You: evil? :O
You: 13/f/colorado
You: what you up to?
Stranger: lil young to be on here, aren't ya?
Stranger: Chilling out.
Stranger: You?
You: lol i just copy my sister
You: she found a bf on this thing, i want one too
Stranger: that's silly. not always a good idea to copy the older siblings.. they'll get you in trouble.
You: No, I'll get YOU in trouble because...
Stranger: Because what? What's going on?
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………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..
…………………………………*-„ . . . . . \„-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there
……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|
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You: Please, don't be startled.
Stranger: I've watched many of his shows.
You: Tell me, what are you doing seducing little girls in an online chat room?
Stranger: Idiot.
You: Good, you can watch yourself on it now, from behind bars.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vansterdam]

i spent up to 5am o nthis yesterday LOL

[Sodium]

Originally Posted by Alby

claimed she was 21 in the UK. its either me or she looks almost old enough to be a mom.

another convo:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: is this hal?
You: how'd you guess!
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: !
You: haha yea
Stranger: whats up man
You: nothing you
Stranger: how you been
Stranger: nothing
You: same old same old
You: what are the chances
Stranger: my wife is cheating on me i think
You: shit
You: what makes you think so?
Stranger: we have to keep our homo sexual relashinship private
You: i thought it was private enough
Stranger: your not how
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Someone got owned by Stranger.....

[Berzerker]

You: Is this thing on?
Stranger: nope
You: Damn it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol..

Berz out.

[Elder_MMHS]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Revscene
Stranger: eh?
You: Canadian?
Stranger: heh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: u?
You: This is like sticking a body part into a hole in the washroom wall
Stranger: never done that but I appreciate the analogy
Stranger: I'm guessing you have
Stranger: in which case
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[6insomnia9]

You: Revscene?
Stranger: hi
You: Revscene?
Stranger: Whats that????
You have disconnected.

.

You: RevScene?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: ffffkjfkjfkjj
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[BlackV62K2]

Some people are actually decent to talk to lol

[OffSea]

This actually just sucks.

You: hi
Stranger: Connecting to server...
You: okay.
Stranger: Connecting to server...
You: wat
Stranger: Connecting to server...
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