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[dinosaur]

okay guys....first post ever. was encouraged by my bf to post this.

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Stranger: tell me a secret
You: hi
You: u again?
You: I USE MY VIBRATOR EVERY DAY
Stranger: NOOOOO NOT YOU
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[KingDeeCee]

LOL. I love this site.

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You: I like turtles.
Stranger: hello
You: I fuck 10 birds at once.
You: Fucking pegasus style.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi there stranger
Stranger: how are you?
You: Oh, you like to role play?
You: I'm good.
Stranger: what sort of role playing
Stranger: i only like certain things
You: Well it's obvious isn't it?
You: Oh what do you like?
You: You like sucking dick?
You: Anal?
Stranger: i do like anal
You: Oh nice.
You: No deepthroat?
Stranger: but only the anus's of horses
Stranger: so you have to be a horse
You: Oh.
Stranger: i want to be able to stick my arm up to the shoulder
You: Oh shucks, I'm a centaur.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: with tits
Stranger: ?
You: Oh with 10 tits.
Stranger: gross dude
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[Not really racist!]

been chatting with this one guy for 5 mins now...

wow hes like not a douchebag like the 20 people before

[J-Chow]

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Stranger: ello
You: sup
You: I said sup
You: HI damnit
You: hi
Stranger: soup?
You: no
You: i don't want soup
You: i said sup
Stranger: what is 'sup' ?
You: it means hello
You: jesus
Stranger: false
You: go false yourself
Stranger: true
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[Berzerker]

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You: Hi.
Stranger: hello
You: Your not freak are you?
Stranger: i guess no
Stranger: you?
You: Good last person almost made me cry
Stranger: wow
Stranger: why?
You: I'm sensitive
Stranger: and what the stranger did to you?
You: I accidentally a Fleshlight.
You: The whole thing.
You: THE WHOLE THING!
Stranger: what?
You: I accidendally a fleshlight!
You: The whole thing!
Stranger: what's a fleshlight?
You: Now I don't know what to do.

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Rofl.

Berz out.

[sexyflanders]

You: hi!
Stranger: i once killed a baby once
Stranger: sufficated it in its sleep
Stranger: and this is my confession
You: hmm..that's horrible!!
Stranger: the funny thing is
Stranger: you will be the only person who ever knows
Stranger: and you'll never know who i am
Stranger: and on these online sites
Stranger: i get to tell people
Stranger: and go free
Stranger: every day of my life
Stranger: without caring
Stranger: because i vented to a person
Stranger: like you
Stranger: which only leads me to my next victum
Stranger: without caring
You: omg

ugh i got scared and i left...

[JHuJHu]

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You: lol
Stranger: Did you know that?
You: i had no idea
Stranger: then your fuckin retarded

[InvisibleSoul]

LoL @ Chris Hansen

[Gh0stRider]

haha..so many fuked up convos

[FiveDime]

You: hello>?
Stranger: Hey
You: i need some help
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: I love giving advice
Stranger: What's the problem?
You: i just suffocated my pet hampster about 30 minutes ago, and the cunondrum is what should i do with its rigor mortise corpse?
Stranger: Bury it
You: bury it? thats no fun
Stranger: How'd you suffocate it?
You: i was thinking of letting the corpse decompose in a tupperware container full of drano for a few weeks
You: see if i can grow some new life forms.
You: that would be cool?
Stranger: Wow... You see, I'm a vegetarian
Stranger: So I'm not so sure I agree here
Stranger: Anyway, Drano would kill any bacteria
You: damn, so ex the drano
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: And bury the thing
Stranger: How'd you suffocate it?
You: i put it in a zip lock bag
Stranger: WHY?
You: cuz i hate my sister
You: it was my sisters pet hampster
Stranger: I hope you're kidding

[FiveDime]

lol

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You: you leave and ill fuckjing kill your first born child
You: i swear=
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[FiveDime]

You: hello?
Stranger: is anybody there?
Stranger: knock knock
You: im here!
You: your not a freak are you?
Stranger: knock knock
Stranger: well
Stranger: what are freaks?
Stranger: i'm nice
Stranger: and funny
Stranger: i'm a hot stud
You: the last person almost made me cry
You: wow the perfect catch!
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: are you a lady?
You: im realling you in
Stranger: if you're a lady hook me fast
You: oh boy, a big one
Stranger: or the bait will be gone
Stranger: ;D
You: your pulling the line so tight!
You: i gotta act quick
Stranger: yeah, i'm one strong
Stranger: hurry
Stranger: nomnomonmonmnomnon
Stranger: hahaha
You: i can see you jumping out of the water abotu 100 yards away
You: im trying to hard to pull you in!
Stranger: i'm actually near you now
Stranger: you're pretty strong, girl
You: i got my bat to knock you out
Stranger: keep going
You: its all ready
Stranger: knock it on my forehead
Stranger: i'll fall for you
You: almost almost!
You: YES YOUR ON MY BOAT
You: BUT WAIT
Stranger: FINALLY
You: your not a fish
You: your a gum boot!
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: i'm a hot stud
You: im throwing you back in
You have disconnected.

[BNR32_Coupe]

Stranger: hola!
You: asl
Stranger: 16 F AL You?
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You: Please, don't be startled, you're being filmed.
You: We have police outside your doors right now.
Stranger: Thats beautiful.
You: Tell me, what are you doing seducing older men in on line chat rooms?
You: We have enough evidence to charge you with sexual misconduct
Stranger: Uhm frankly This is a website where the website connects with someone so I never know if it's a dude or chic, and no
You: Is that really the case?
Stranger: yes
You: What about the previous conversations we have recorded with you and older men?
You: Don't be nervous, everything will be ok. We'd just like a few answers for now.
Stranger: what previous conversations?
You: We have 2 conversations with sexual implications here dated on April 2nd, 2009
You: Care to explain to America what you've been up to?
Stranger: I just learned about this website not even an hour ago.
You: please tell us, who's your source?
You: Who are you affiliated with? Who gave you this illegal activity source?
Stranger: mi amigo gave it to me.
You: Look outside your window
You: See the black cars?
You: We're monitoring your conversations
You: We know you've been seducing innocent older men in on line chat rooms

[Tofuboi]

Stranger: hgi
You: hello
Stranger: hi*
Stranger: how are you
You: constipated
Stranger: why
You: i havent taken a shit in days
You: you?
Stranger: how come
Stranger: yeah i haven't shit for one day
Stranger: that's long for me
You: i like power dumps
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: lol i'm a girl as well
You: have you ever tried it in the ass?
Stranger: i've never talked to a girl who talks about shit like that
Stranger: no
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[m4k4v4li]

You: hello?
Stranger: That's what she said!
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[razy]

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You: h
You: i
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: my mom's dark womb
You: you?
Stranger: wich country ?
Stranger: me france
You: are u a girl?
You: cuz that would suck, cuz france women are hairy as fuck
Stranger: xD
Stranger: im a man
You: that still sucks for you, cuz the women you fuck are hairy as fuck
Stranger: =D
You: j'mapelle You
You: ca va bien
Stranger: lol
You: ok you're boring
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[penner2k]

its actually not too bad if you take it seriously..
I was chatting with some 16 year old from Germany..
I learned you can get a scooter license when you are 16.. and your drivers license when you are 18..

[azzurro32]

long but stupidly fun

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Stranger: HELLO.
You: who goes there
You: identify yourself
Stranger: who goes where?
You: there as here not where but here as in the present
You: i need your name location and shoe size
Stranger: EMMA SWEDEN 38
Stranger: YOU?
You: emma those are some big feet you have
You: how big is your bra size
You: or do you wear your shoes on your breast
Stranger: ;_____; that made me SAD
Stranger: yes.
You: are they nike pumps
Stranger: i need YOUR name location and shoesize
Stranger: nah converse
You: i apologize. i am from canada and l misconverted shoe size
You: i am rafael canada 11 and a half
Stranger: ok
Stranger: HELLO RAFAEL!
You: hello emma
You: do you like cheese
You: by any chance
Stranger: yes i do like cheese.
You: wut is ur favoruite kind
Stranger: haha i dont know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: i like boursin
You: have you ever had
Stranger: nooooo
You: it is a mild cheese. creamy with garlic bits
You: makes my feet tingle with delight
Stranger: oh ok nice.
You: do you shop at ikea
Stranger: yes of course ikea is what sweden is proud of
Stranger: and elks
You: if i change my name to sven will you allow me to wear your shoes for a day
Stranger: yes but only if you change your name to sven.
You: ok. i will have my people fax your people the correct papers
You: in the mean time please tell me something interesting'
Stranger: ok my people will take care of it
Stranger: my people is better than your people
You: that may be correct
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: do you like MCFLY?
You: they are so friendly when i buy furniture
You: but they make me assemble it myself
You: the only mcfly i know is marty from back to the future
Stranger: :'(
You: who is mcfly
Stranger: a band heeheheh
You: is he a combination of mcdonalds and a fly
You: is that a new burger
You: less fat, more protein?
Stranger: yes with that cheese you liked too
You: emma what year were you born
Stranger: 2005
Stranger: you?
You: i have cheese older than you
Stranger: no you dont
You: 1982 for me my good friend
You: is your name really emma. or is it jeff john steve
Stranger: yes it is emma DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: emma is this the beginning of a new friendship
Stranger: yes a lifelong rriendship
Stranger: f*
You: u know i bought a sweden track suit a few months ago
You: i like the blue and yellow colors
Stranger: yes everything in sweden is blue or yellow
You: if we ever have a daughter together, she will be named emma as well
Stranger: yes emma jr
You: no, just emma. you will have to change your name
Stranger: to what?!
You: if i like you, to boursin. if i dont, to larry
Stranger: larry!!!
Stranger: no i want my new name to be lemmy
You: ok but you better be able to assemble an ikea bed in 19 minutes or less
You: that is the true national swedish test
Stranger: yes it is and i can do it in 10 minutes
You: that means we have 9 minutes to test the sturdiness of the bed
Stranger: yes.
You: emma id like to buy you a flower
Stranger: how nice3333333333333333333333
You: and id like you to give that flower to your hottest friend, from rafael
Stranger: ok i will do it
You: in the mean time emma, wut do u like to do
Stranger: i like to ride on the elks. what do you like to do?
You: i like to shoot the elks
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
You: emma are you blonde with blue eyes
Stranger: yes i am.
You: great. i need a pair of headlights for my car. you will do just fine
Stranger: yes great
You: emma i feel we may never meet. can you promise me something
Stranger: ok
You: say promise
Stranger: i promise
You: and you will do this within the next 26 hours?
Stranger: yes i promise.
You: ok. go into your closest supermarket tomorrow and buy boursin cheese. promise me you will do this
Stranger: yes i will.
You: is there anything you want me to do for you
Stranger: yes. eat a mcfly burger.
You: the day mcdonalds invents this, i promise i will be first in line.
Stranger: yes!
You: great. it was a pleasure to meet you emma. will you dream of me tonight
Stranger: i will dream of you rafael33
You: thank you. think of me eating my cheese and riding the big converse shoe to the stars. one day i think we will reunite. till then emma, have a great night
Stranger: 333

[azzurro32]

lol sorry for the spam. couldnt help it.


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You: name location and shoe size pls
Stranger: uhh.. shoe size?
You: yes. the number on the inside of your shoe pls
Stranger: i know what shoe size is.
Stranger: why do you want mine?
You: why are you so protective. do you not have feet
Stranger: i'm just wondering, lol.
You: shoe size pls
Stranger: 11.
Stranger: i'm tall.
You: tall guy with small shoe size. you know what that means
Stranger: i'm a girl?
You: ok. tall girl with big feet. buh bye
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Stranger: annyong
You: name location and shoe size pls
Stranger: bella swan, forks washington, 6
You: are you a real swan with those small feet of yours
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[jofo]

forgot to copy paste, the stranger begged me to play OMGPOP. wtf is that?

[hongy]

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………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..
…………………………………*-„ . . . . . \„-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there
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Stranger: hay gurl
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: ummmm fuck man she was hott as shitt but i just wanted to dump on her chest?
Stranger: is that cool...
You: no
You: it's not
You: go have a seat
Stranger: AWW FUCK!
Stranger: i am shithead
You: you into scat?
Stranger: lets brawl
You: cause you took a dump on her, and that shit an't right nigga
Stranger: all fuck you uo DAWG
Stranger: hansen your a pussy
Stranger: mound up homie
Stranger: KNOCK
Stranger: your out...



Wtf, how does this person know my name...

[penner2k]

someone sent me this

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[azzurro32]

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[bootymac]

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[HollyZ32]

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Can you keep a secret?
You: lets find out
Stranger: I'm not wearing a tie.
You: ou la la
Stranger: I feel so naughty.
You: Oh yeah ?


Hhaah they feel naughty...