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View Poll Results: which limb do you wipe with? | |
wipe with left hand
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wipe with right hand
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alternate left and right
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I save toilet paper and thus trees by jumping into the shower after
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I have a fancy water jet sprayer
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other : please specify in post.
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01-09-2010, 02:08 PM
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#51 | | Oh goodie, 5 posts already!
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Wad front to back is the way to go. Jet sprayers are like one of those "It seemed like a good idea at the time" deals, yet somewhat intriguing
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01-09-2010, 02:09 PM
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the wad
if its really bad, the super wad ahahah
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01-09-2010, 02:12 PM
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#53 | | Oh goodie, 5 posts already!
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Originally Posted by TOS'd  Anyone notice sesame seed like things in their poop? Even if you haven't had any sesame seeds in a very long time?
And while you were on the topic, 89blkcivic, do you guys prefer having a same sex doctor? And if you have an opposite sex doctor, for the guys do you get a semi or full when she examines you? |
I might say, you seem to be getting quite into the self excrement investigation.
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01-09-2010, 02:34 PM
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#54 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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I wipe with my left now because I broke my right hand a while ago and just got used to it like other things. No more stranger for me.
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01-09-2010, 04:46 PM
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#56 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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01-09-2010, 05:09 PM
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01-09-2010, 05:35 PM
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i thought of this question before. also, what did ancient civilizations wipe with?
some answers
India - LEFT hand, cuz u eat with ur right hand...
Arabs - water and hand
chinese - paper!
corn cobs - early americas
shit wiping sticks - japan
europe - old poetry books
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01-09-2010, 05:49 PM
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#59 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Proper medical terminology please. 
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i use steel wool
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01-09-2010, 06:01 PM
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seriously, this is the best thread EVAR!
also, my wiping method goes as follows: 2 dry wads, 1 wet one then another dry.. fuck the trees, dont need stinky poo stained underwear.
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01-09-2010, 06:10 PM
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i also failed to mention, at the time of my last post, i was sitting on the toilet pooping. laptops FTW
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01-09-2010, 06:14 PM
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#64 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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01-09-2010, 06:52 PM
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Have you every had to pull the poop out of your ass?
Like you had some very stringy veggies and half of it is in the toilet and the other half is still in your ass.
Very unpleasant
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01-09-2010, 07:22 PM
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#66 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by jimzilla Have you every had to pull the poop out of your ass?
Like you had some very stringy veggies and half of it is in the toilet and the other half is still in your ass.
Very unpleasant | Use the pinching move. Be one with the toilet paper, young grasshopper.
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01-09-2010, 07:27 PM
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#67 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by halogodv2 | Wow, for some reason other people's shit looks so bad. I have relatively good looking shit. Thin poop is not good, as in the samples in the link. It means possibility of colon problems. Possible cancer, pollups <sp?>, or cists.
Please, no "pics or it didn't happen comments."
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01-09-2010, 07:31 PM
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#68 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by TOS'd Anyone notice sesame seed like things in their poop? Even if you haven't had any sesame seeds in a very long time?
And while you were on the topic, 89blkcivic, do you guys prefer having a same sex doctor? And if you have an opposite sex doctor, for the guys do you get a semi or full when she examines you? | I would imagine like with most nuts and legumes, the seeds take a long time to digest if ever.
As for a female doctor, I'd feel totally comfortable having everything done to me. Even catheter up the pee hole. A woman holding your manhood is a lot more comfortable, don't you think?
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01-09-2010, 07:32 PM
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My favourite shit is the one where you don't have to wipe. I mean you bombed the toilet but when you try to wipe it, THERE'S NOTHING! It's gonna be a good day!
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01-09-2010, 07:34 PM
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#70 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by skyxx My favourite shit is the one where you don't have to wipe. I mean you bombed the toilet but when you try to wipe it, THERE'S NOTHING! It's gonna be a good day! |
Yes, but what do you do when the bomb causes a tidal wave or a splash right up the wazoo?
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01-09-2010, 09:42 PM
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#71 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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just shitted some type 6
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01-09-2010, 09:55 PM
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#72 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Shitting is an art, but analyzing your shit is just as important. Shit tells you what your body is going through.
If you have worms, blood, or green colour, go dirtectly to emergency. No shit, it's important to check your poo. | reminds me of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8Z4xLSvu8 | |
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01-09-2010, 10:00 PM
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#73 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I haven't had this much fun in a thread since, since................ danned and his aluminum pie plates.
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01-09-2010, 10:03 PM
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So, going back to my Bristol Stool Chart, do you wipe differently based on the type of poo? I know I do, but for the life of me I can't seem to remember what I would do in each case. Entirely instinctual, I guess.
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01-09-2010, 10:10 PM
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#75 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Now that you mention it..............
I'm more interested in the method of wiping or lack thereof.
I guess it depends on the type of shit (what you ate beforehand).
Runny, little balls (like maltesers), captain's log, stringy (celery), etc.
Sometimes you have to pat instead of wiping which causes smearing. Oh then there's dingleberries (swolen hemeroidal tissues). I'm pretty hairy back there, so I have to be careful.
Preperation H or Tuck's wipes are so soothing. Did you know that stuff is made from sharks? | I don't think I've shat my own logs before... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4tZSUsmFI
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