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penner2k 02-23-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by x-babi-x (Post 6829087)
too confusing? ..

hmm other words what if a was wearing a really low shirt that showed half my tits and your parents were there what would u do to them(tits) get that?

I'd call you a whore.. tell you to get the fuck out and apologize to my mother..

skyxx 02-23-2010 08:01 PM

Yeah Penner, Show her who's boss. Let me buy you a drink bud!

penner2k 02-23-2010 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by skyxx (Post 6829327)
Yeah Penner, Show her who's boss. Let me buy you a drink bud!

If she would just be wearing a low cut top I wouldnt care.. If she tried to start fooling around with me in front of my parents I'd get pissed though.. I'm sure they know how I am to a certain extent but I dont bring it up and I sure as hell would never flaunt it in front of them

phunky.FOB 02-23-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by penner2k (Post 6829339)
If she would just be wearing a low cut top I wouldnt care.. If she tried to start fooling around with me in front of my parents I'd get pissed though.. I'm sure they know how I am to a certain extent but I dont bring it up and I sure as hell would never flaunt it in front of them

well obviously I'd hint u to go to your bedroom! :P

penner2k 02-23-2010 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by x-babi-x (Post 6829353)
well obviously I'd hint u to go to your bedroom! :P

I dont live at home.. if my parents are over I wouldnt be going to my room to fool around with you..

phunky.FOB 02-23-2010 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by penner2k (Post 6829356)
I dont live at home.. if my parents are over I wouldnt be going to my room to fool around with you..

ouch. ..!! whatever.

hchang 02-24-2010 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by skyxx (Post 6829178)
Where can we meet up? Date and time please. :thumbsup:

Okay, to answer that. I would first tell you to cover up yourself before you actually see my parents then I'd eye fuck you. After that you head over to my room and I play with them. How's that for an answer?

My turn, What if one day you woke up and you found out you could speak. What would you do?

I would start speaking...

What if you found out that your stepdad totaled your car.

SMDBICH 02-26-2010 02:57 PM

tell that fucker to buy me a new one or gtf away from my mom

what if you were in the shitter and the "big" earthquake happened?

hchang 02-26-2010 07:45 PM

i would not worry about shitting my pants then.

What if you found out that the only water resources left for you to drink are jizz or water, which would you choose

SMDBICH 02-26-2010 08:48 PM

obviously water, what kind of question is that??

wud u rather get anal-ed by a rhino or have 5 old man blow u off 1 at a time

hchang 02-26-2010 08:49 PM

^ Fuck I didn't proofread my post again.
Meant jizz or piss.

5 old men blowing me off at the same time, nothing goes up my ass.

Leah Dizon or Misa Campo

skyxx 02-27-2010 12:55 AM

^ According the SMDBICH's question, It's the same if you close your eyes. :lol
hchang: Misa Campo.

Pistachios Or Cashews?

fliptuner 02-27-2010 08:40 AM

You guys just turned this into the " this or that " thread

fliptuner 02-27-2010 08:43 AM

What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

nack 02-27-2010 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fliptuner (Post 6835229)
What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

get your girlfriend the lick it off my face while im doing her.

what if you were sitting on an airplane, with a hot 17 year old girl horny as can be, who is going to turn 18 in 2 hours?

penner2k 02-27-2010 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jivan6 (Post 6835256)
get your girlfriend the lick it off my face while im doing her.

what if you were sitting on an airplane, with a hot 17 year old girl horny as can be, who is going to turn 18 in 2 hours?

If she is hot she is 19 :thumbsup:

skyxx 02-27-2010 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fliptuner (Post 6835229)
What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

OH FUck, I thought it was that thread. I saw Hchang's post so I thought it was! FUCK!!!!!!!

SMDBICH 02-27-2010 01:57 PM

i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

penner2k 02-27-2010 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SMDBICH (Post 6835624)
i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

Who hasnt done that?

hchang 02-27-2010 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fliptuner (Post 6835227)
You guys just turned this into the " this or that " thread

Oops.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMDBICH (Post 6835624)
i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

then I'd be pretty grossed out and start jacking off.

what if you jizzed your pants accidentally in front of your in laws

babyyxjayy 03-18-2010 10:38 PM

make them clean it up for me , LOLOL jk

what if you took at shit on your bf/gf's face while they were sleeping

tripleE 03-19-2010 10:04 PM

ROFL hope i give them pink eye

what if u won the lottery and lost ur ticket?

babyyxjayy 03-19-2010 10:40 PM

Id shit myself big time

what if you had to make out with one of your parents in order to save someone's life?

hchang 03-20-2010 08:15 AM

I'd be extremely grossed out, and I'd only do it if it was to save somebody I care about's life.

What if Facebook never existed?

babyyxjayy 03-20-2010 12:05 PM

Then Id be the first one to make it and earn big bucks .

What if everyone lived in nudity ?


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