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hchang 03-21-2010 04:52 PM

Then I'd keep flashing people until the bouncers throw me out.

What if you were caught driving without a license by your parents?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 05:23 PM

Suck up and hopefully get to take the car out again.

What if you were shitting and you fell into the toilet ?

hchang 03-21-2010 05:37 PM

I'd hope I can reach my phone and call for help.

What if your in laws caught you having sex with their child?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 06:07 PM

I would say I got forced into it .

What if you were being forced to stick chopsticks down your throat ?

art-gallery 03-21-2010 06:19 PM

then ill start crying

what if you were the only person left in the world?

hchang 03-21-2010 06:31 PM

I'd go find the nicest car I see and drive the shit out of it.

What if you were the only girl left on the planet?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 07:58 PM

Id be so damn happy

What if you were showering and then someone throws at cat at you ?

hchang 03-21-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babyyxjayy (Post 6870868)
Id be so damn happy

LOL.

I'd freak out and hope the cat doesnt scratch the shit out of me.

What if you were showering then found out that a lot of people were watching you shower.

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 09:47 PM

LOL Id call the cops, and then get plastic surgery on my face

What if you tripped while going up the stairs, tried to get up and then fell down the stairs ?

hchang 03-21-2010 09:56 PM

Then I would sit there for a while and laugh at myself.

What if you were driving naked?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:02 PM

Id make people pay me for staring at me @ the stop lights

What if you were swimming and your shorts were carried away ?

hchang 03-21-2010 10:07 PM

Hahahaha your answers and questions are priceless babyyxjayy

Then I'd quickly swim over face down to retrieve my shorts.

What if the driver in front of you threw out her bloody tampon and it hit your windshield?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hchang (Post 6871112)
Hahahaha your answers and questions are priceless babyyxjayy

Then I'd quickly swim over face down to retrieve my shorts.

What if the driver in front of you threw out her bloody tampon and it hit your windshield?


LOL ! Thanks :)

I would take write down her license plate, follow her home, and the next time I get my period, I would fill her whole car up with my tampons. LOL


What if you go home, and your whole house was flooded with water and sharks ?

hchang 03-21-2010 10:36 PM

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good question, first of all, I'd shit my pants upon acknowledging theres fucking sharks in my house.

Then I'd ask my neighbour how the fuck my house turned into an aquarium

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:37 PM

LOLOLOL !

you forgot your question :(

hchang 03-21-2010 10:38 PM

You're replying so fast LOL.
My bad for forgetting question

What if you woke up and found out your reproductive organs fell off?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:39 PM

LOL ! I know , I cant sleep haha

LMFAO uhm, i dunno how a vajayjay could fall off .. but okay..

Id freak out..and try to reattach it ? SUPERGLUE THAT SHIET ! LOL

hchang 03-21-2010 10:42 PM

YOU forgot the question this time ;P

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:44 PM

oh, WHOOPS LOL

what if you wake up, and instead of waking up in your bedroom, you woke up in a glass box naked in the center of the mall ?

hchang 03-21-2010 10:45 PM

I'd sincerely hope I dont get morning wood to make matters worse.

What if you woke up to find out youve just been raped?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:48 PM

I would go and find that motherfucker that did it .. then Chris Brown him. LOL

What if a really ugly, man looking girl came up to you, and then asked you for your number & a one night stand ?

hchang 03-21-2010 10:50 PM

^ LOL

Depending on my mood I'd go slam a few shots or beers and go.

What if you woke up next to a complete stranger?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:54 PM

I would fall off the bed and hide under it shitting myself :(

what if you woke up and you didnt know where you were and had a 70 year old sleeping chewing on your ear ?

hchang 03-21-2010 10:55 PM

I'd fucking puke.

What if you woke up next to your mom who is completely naked?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 10:58 PM

oh my god. LOL I am gonna move out and not tell her where I move to, ever.

what if you were taking a shower and then a robber busts into your house ?


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