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hchang 03-21-2010 11:01 PM

I'd chase after the robber swinging my dick around like a helicopter.

What if you had a dick?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 11:03 PM

AHHAAHAHHAAH , that made my day

chop it off and see what happens

what if you woke up with no dick ?

hchang 03-21-2010 11:10 PM

LOL. :)
I'd... cry, then put on my pants and keep it as my darkest secret.

What if you woke up in the zoo?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 11:12 PM

Id yell at people for feeding me peanuts lol

what if you went home and found dog crap everywhere ?

MR_BIGGS 03-21-2010 11:12 PM

I'd being tripping out, cause I have no dog!

What if you woke up with a permanent wood?

babyyxjayy 03-21-2010 11:16 PM

O________________O

uhm.. Id tape it down ..

what if you got pleasure while staring at your dog ?

hchang 03-21-2010 11:22 PM

LOL WTF.

Then I guess I'd be one happy man?

What if your license got taken away?

mjnt 03-21-2010 11:58 PM

drive without it..

What if you know you will die tomorrow?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 03:22 PM

grow a dick lool

what if you were hanging at the top of a 30 story building, and no one was around to help you ?

art-gallery 03-22-2010 03:32 PM

i would shit myself and try to hang on

what if you were attacked unexpectedly with a hammer?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 03:34 PM

I would turn around and knock em out .

What if you had to go to juve?

hchang 03-22-2010 08:14 PM

I'd take the responsibility for my actions and go.

what if you woke up and found out that youre the only person still living on this planet?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 08:19 PM

Same answer as the only girl one LOL "Id be so damn happy"
Gonna go into every store on robson and just walk out wit that shit lol

What if you wake up to find someone watching you sleep ?

hchang 03-22-2010 08:21 PM

I'd say good morning and introduce myself.
Then tell them to get the fuck out.

What if you could go out with anybody in the world, who would you choose?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 08:44 PM

you LOL JKJK. .I dont really know

What if you won a really big house, but had to have the ugliest girl living with you ?

hchang 03-22-2010 08:47 PM

I'd do it. It's a big house, plenty of space to hide LOL.

What if you gave me your number ;)

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 08:51 PM

LOL , I dunno, what would you do with it ?

What if you had anything you could choose in the world, what would it be ?

hchang 03-22-2010 08:52 PM

Write it on bathroom walls, post it on craigslist... you know, the usual. Jokes!

It would be lots an lots of money.

What if you woke up and found out somebody took a dump on your bed?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 08:54 PM

LOL I was thinking the same thing with the number x)

Id barf like crazy

What if you were really thirsty and just picked up a random cup to drink out of, but realized it tasted like piss ?

hchang 03-22-2010 08:58 PM

I'd go and make myself puke.

What if you were forced to work as a janitor for the rest of your life?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 09:00 PM

I would move to someplace else

What if you swore in class, and the teacher decided you should get a beating ?

jdmhaze 03-22-2010 09:26 PM

Id probably laugh my ass off.

What if you were told by a doctor you could never get an erection ever again, and it was true.

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 09:27 PM

good. Id freak out if I did have one

What if your doctor decided you should have no balls ?

hchang 03-22-2010 09:29 PM

I'd run and find a new doctor.

What if you found out you fell asleep and drooled all over your friends car seat?

babyyxjayy 03-22-2010 09:31 PM

Id be soooooooo embarassed .. and probably treat him/her to dinner

What if you got your period on your friends car seat, and it was a permanent stain?


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