I'd be more worried about why I got a period instead of worrying about my friend's carseat LOL.

What if you found out that you couldn't shit anymore for the rest of your life?

LOL Then I wouldnt have stinky bathrooms : )

What if you walked into your washroom, and there were cockroaches EVERYWHERE ?

try to squish them all

what if you found a whole colony of ants living in your basement?

I'd feed them sugar and have them work as my army.

What if you totalled your car?

ew .
- Id call someone to help me kill it all

What if you had a realy exhausting day, jumped into bed (violently) and then found out you killed someone right under ytou ?

I'd call the cops and said somebody broke in so I killed them in self defense.

What if you could never have a cell phone for the rest of your life?

AHAHHA

I would die to get one

What if you were driving home, and as you're driving, you see pieces of your belongings everywhere on the road ?

I'd be confused as fuck to how they got there.

What if your car broke down on the highway?

I wouldnt know what to do .. hide in my car with my face covered until the towing dudes get there ?

What if you had to push your car b/c the snow was too high and your ex's car was right behind you waiting impatiently ?

I'd flip her the bird then start pushing the car as slow as I could.

What if you fell face first in front of your ex?

Id stay down there until he decides to walk away and hopefully not realize its me ..

What if your gf had really bad breath, would you tell her ?

I'd keep offering her gum, and hopfully she'll catch on.

What if you noticed your bf's zipper was undone.. would you tell him?

yes lol

what if you got your gf pregnant but isnt ready to get married ?

^ Then he'll wonder why you were looking there... LOL
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I'd try to get her to have an abortion.

What if your nose started bleeding right after you finish reading this post?

LOL, better to tell him then have everyone walking past and laughing

HAHAAHAHAHAH Id blame you for it

What if I died from the nosebleed just b/c you jinxed me ?

I'd feel bad... then laugh a lot. :p Jokes.
If you're reading my post then obviously you didn't die LOL.

What if you actually did die?

LOLOL Im gonna miss posting on VLS LOL jkjk,I dunno, havent tought of it

What if I did die from you jinxing me ?

Then I'd be bored here on VLS... hahahahah.

What if I died from jinxing you?

haha ! Im gonna feel sooo badd !

What if a plane crashed into your room?

I'd wonder if the pilot was asian.

What if I ran out of what if questions, like how I just did?

HAAHHA You'd probably ask "have you?" LOL

What if someone tried to get your attention by throwing a rock at your window, but neded up breaking it ?

I'd be pretty pissed off.

What if you wake up in the middle of the night and see three vans with pedobear stickers parked outside?

I would be hiding under the bed..and call the cops

What if all your actions were being videcammed by your neighbour across from you

I'd show them my asscrack everyday.

What if your best friend stole twenty bucks from you?

hahahhaha, some of ur questions are so funny, LOL

i'd just let him have it...he must have some crazy reason to go that far


(true story) What if someone broke into ur house and took a shit in your toilet and didn't flush...also they didn't take anything...? would u be pissed?