When some fucking faggot wants to buy your phone and then ignores you for three days. Then you go and reply to him and tell him price drop then he attempts to bring you down to 150. He then arranges where and when to meet with you and you agree. Then after an hour passes he asks for a receipt or else he won't buy the damn phone. He then ignores you for another two hours until you call him to ask if he still wants to buy it. He talks in a heavy indian tone that you can't understand for shit. Then you meet at the place arrange and he inspects the phone with his dirty fucking smoker hands like he smokes a pack a day and says he doesn't want to buy it because there is litteraly 1 NOT TWO little scratches on the back. He then says he'll buy it for 120. Then he changes his mind and says where can I unlock it, I'll buy it if I can unlock it. I proceed to tell him that he can a few blocks down at Crystal Mall. He says lets go and opens the door to his BMW x5. I just derp and told him ill walk there. I arrive at said destination and he drives around for another ten minutes trying to find a parking space when it was right in front of him the whole time. He calls me to tell me to ask how much is it to unlock the phone and I find out that it is $35. He comes back and asks himself.....Then he stands there for another five minutes and says he doesn't want it. Someone help me key his car.

people who drive way too fast or way too slow in rain or shine conditions

:rukidding: 1st world problems




























you mad? :troll:

1. ppl who "like" their own facebook status

2. Girls who hide shit ( the fact that they are not single but don't show it)

Those people on Facebook/Twitter that post that it's snowing

NO RLY I DON'T HAVE A WINDOW

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when people say:no you call im on low batt. how the hell are you always low batt do you charge your phone for 30 seconds? WTF.

^^^+1 i feel the same way, its like going into war with 5 bullets

When you forget to charge your phone the previous night :okay:

when you get excited for a surprise from your SO, but ending up being something stupid like a kiss on a cheek or smth...

Teachers who never check homework when you do it, then when you forget/dont do it they check homework...:rukidding:

people who don't offer their [public transit] seats to an elderly/handicapped person

When people act like dumbasses and don't even realize it, while blaming others who are right. Especially when everyone else in the group agrees that the dumbass is wrong.

When you order a large triple triple at Timmy's and it's bitter because they did not stir your coffee and the sugar is at the bottom of the cup! Grrrrrr
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when skinny girls ask if they look fat

^that is so annoying especially when they are under 100lb...

when profs tell you what to study and that if you do the practice problems you'd be good for the exam, but the actual exam is on material totally different.

When people chew their food with their mouth open and drink while making that slurping sound... That really pisses me off
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when clothes u really like don't fit u anymore FFFFFUUUUUUU :heckno:

When you think your going to fart a nice silent and deadly one but instead you get the brown river flowing down your legs...:heckno:

When you see some clothes you like, but they're all size: XL, XLL etc.. :alone:

when you're single but nobody wants you .. and then you get a girlfriend and you meet so many cuties along the way that you possibly have a chance with but you're already taken

or not even texting back at all :pokerface:

holy fucking shit. Story of my life these two weeks. Thanking you when I get on the computer. Met and went out with three different girls the past two weeks. Two of which hid shit. One was "seeing someone" and never told me until yesterday but is consistently flirty and wants to go out with me. Another who asked me to chill with her and later I find out she has a bf but hides it. What the fuck man.



Anyways back on topic.

When someone on Facebook decides its funny to troll your statuses

When Attention whores do the same shit over and over again to gain attention.

When someone wants to be friends with you only for status and Hookups
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When you cant sleep so you go out driving but cant think of where to go.

Replacing parts on your vehicle only to instantly have something else start to break.

Applying to jobs for a month or 2 without any call backs. Then as soon as you get hired at a shitty job, you get called by 5 or 6 of the jobs that you actually wanted to work at.

When you cant get into your car because your locks are frozen :swear:
:accepted: Lock de-icer and a lighter

i'll thank in you first then haha. I hate those girls who dunt even show their bf on their facebook etc and take a pic of flowers their "bf" gave them but only say "thank you" underneath but dunt tag or say who their bf is.

This chick i was hanging out with had a bf but didnt show it and when i chatted with another girl, she got pissed and ignored me after. WTF is wrong with you? u already got a bf, eventhough u think i dunno, Why are u still mad at me for talking to another girl :rukidding:

I also hate girls who have a bf but refer them to you as "friend" meaning that she is not in a serious relationship and constantly looking for better guys. Or those girls who hide their bfs cause they think hes not good enough for her :fuckthatshit:

so can i be your friend? :alone: