That's pretty sad considering Mercedes Benz is one of the most recognizable brands in the world.

she said she just knows my car is "silver" :facepalm: x over 9000

cocky asian gangbangers in their late twenties hosting b-day parties at chinese resturants. Fucking goofs acting like a bunch of douchebags with your sleeve tatties and Vancouver styled buzz hair cuts . You guys are fucking almost 30, go get a legit job and stop acting hardcore ! your mama/papa dunt wana see you in jail LOL

oh and forgot to add, those bitches (their cbc girlfriends with heavy make-up who are only with them for the LV/gucci purses) sitting together at the other table arent paying a dime for the lobster/red wine dinners too, all out of your pockets dudes. Thats what u get for acting baller.

mechanics that rip you off, that's y i do the work myself ....

LOL the flat top buzzed douchebag hair?

yea and those wearing tight ass t-shirts to show off their tatty when actuall crazy gangsters don't show off their tatties at all.

Construction outside your house when you're trying to sleep :QQ:

When you're waiting in line at mc dicks and the person in front of you takes fucking forever to decide what they want while they're at the cashier lady. You were in line for like 10 minutes asshole, why didn't you look at the menu while you were waiting? Do you have shitty eye sight? God this iced coffee really hits the spot. Worth the wait fa sho

When the person in front of the express line at Superstore cannot pay for their bag of frozen corn after taking almost ten minutes to find out her debit cards don't work. She forgot the debit card Pins. Stupid!

people who cant park small cars :fuuuuu:

Park? Fuck, some people can't even drive beside truck on the freeway cause they think their Geo Metro is a bus.

when i cant find my tools..:fuuuuu:

When people slow/stop an entire lane because they want to change lanes :rukidding:

Rude crack heads.

When you try to take a piss really hard, but instead you shit your pants and gotta go all the way home by bus with shit hanging on edge of the sleeve of your pants.

eye tokes

I hate waiting for people and making people wait. Be on time FFS.

girls who have a bf but still dress so slutty and go clubbing

1. ppl who u know recieved ur text but dont bother texting back

2. materialistic cbc bitches in a group (with heavy make-up) who hold up their big ass LV bags while camwhoring

3. Girls who don't tell ppl they got a bf so they can whore on some other guys :heckno: to these bitches

girls camwhoring: kk i'mma lay down somewhere and squeeze my boobs together so they look a lot bigger than they actually are

^Or girls taking pictures at specific angles, changing the lighting n shit to make themselves look better, then when you see them irl you're like: :suspicious:

freakin' chinese pop can collectors who GO INTO YOUR SPORTS BAG while you're on the field playing ball, and take your Coke and Water bottles..that are still full! WTF!

when you msg som1 and the reply comes after your already falling asleep ad wakes u up

when u finally meet a hot chick in class but the next day she isnt there anymore cause she dropped the course :alone:

Nightmares.... Especially those involving loved ones