when your ex girlfriend wasn't hot when you guys were dating, but you 2 broke up and now shes fine as hell

what the fucks with that

Really? Mines always the opposite. My model ex became ugly as hell and I was like omg so embarrassing I dated that shit. Not only did he become physically uglier but personality went downhill as well.

whatever. you girls are all crazy psycho and shit

girls who are party animals :facepalm: first day finished with their exams and off to the clubs they go like there is no tomm

When fights always break out cause "he/she's staring me down" so tired of that shit happening....

When someone types "ur", "ya" etc. don't mind if it's once in a white but if or type like that all the damn time I feel like I'm talking to a total dumbass.. Does not typing a few extra letters save to that much time...?

people who don't use turn signals. :yuno:

people who say they have fitness goals, then you make a workout plan and take them through it, and they give up half way through because they're 'tired' ... how bad do you want something if you can't take a little pain, i hate weak people

Fucking rude when people don't text back. (Been said already I know)

Photographers that are anything but photographers. I'm still fucking pissed that some gay teacher's boyfriend is supposed to photograph student projects, but does worse than an unbalananced toddler with an iPhone. I wonder how many projects he's fucked up. The teacher, a pro-photographer, only has praise because he's probably getting his dick Hoovered.

road cyclists grind the ever loving fuck out of my gears. why you gotta ride side by side in the middle of a fucking 1 lane road? i dont get their smug attitudes. whats the point you're trying to get across? you're "going green" by not driving? you're trying to stay fit? you think you're fuckin better than me because you're riding 2 wheels on a little metal frame or some shit? i swear to god i want to apply for a job at starbucks so i can spit in all road cyclists drinks.

closed minded people

when theres kids that live upstairs and they're making all kinds of fucking noise and it wakes you up. granted it happened at like 4pm but what the fuck happened to using your "inside voice"? fucking kids these days i tell ya what. back when i was a kid, if i showed any enjoyment in anything whatsoever i'd be getting a beating

When clais make their way to Washington and you nearly get killed 5 times in 5 minutes :facepalm:

When a cop cuts in front of you and then slams on the brakes :fulloffuck:

when clothes you really like shrink after the first wash :okay:

losers
the kind of losers that are so afraid of not winning that they don't even attempt to try
those are legitimate losers

^ wouldn't be a bad idea to try and motivate them, but if they keep saying no then i agree

people who J-walk when they know a car is coming their way

:fuuuuu:

And they walk slowly and stare you down while doing so.

One time there was this one guy jaywalking down 49th Avenue; I didn't slow down as I headed towards him knowing he'd be clear of most of my lane by the time I got there, by the time I reached him I drove by a few feet from him, and he had the nerve to call ME an asshole while he's jaywalking down a busy street.

people who don't signal.
don't care if you're 15 car lengths ahead.
but 2-3 car lengths :seriously:

when the same person keeps fucking calling you even though you're not picking up because you're way too baked. that's what voicemail is for, asshole.

fuck my life

oh and the fact that someone would be calling at 10:43pm really grinds my gears. what if i went to bed early? you dick. that woulda waken me up

ppl with one arm out of their car window when smoking and giving you a stare down

ppl that drive really aggressive and fast trying to race everyone in a straight line but slows the fck down when taking the slightest turn only to floor it again once the turn is over..

Women that PMS

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