people who piss on the toilet seat rather than pushing it up

now some employee has to wipe off/clean up your piss you damn neanderthal (employee is not me btw :lol)

office people.

im an HVAC tech

Summer.
"it got up to 24c in here today! we cant even work!" :suspicious:

did you try taking off your sweater?............. no? o ok, let me go on the roof at 28C + sun and fix that for you :)

Winter.
"My god the rooftop unit broke down again?! Our staff is freezing and about to go home!" (18c in office....)

Well equipment does break, but let me go on the roof @ 2C and fix that for you :)

Year round
"The thermostat does not work! send someone asap!"

ok

So, if you want the fan to be on, you need to press...... fan....on
So, if you want the unit to cool, it needs to be in...... cool or auto. not heat. :facepalm:
"OOOOHHHHHHHHH" :fuckthatshit:

People complaining that this weekend's storm wasn't what they expected to be. Complaining that they didn't get their typhoon, you don't want a damn typhoon. Better to be over prepared than under. :facepalm:

Some days I just want to SHORYUKEN slap the shit people say.

^I was just about to post something similar :lol

people who end every statement with an ellipsis

like...
why...
everything on the report looks good...
have a great day...
thanks...

here's another one that grinded my gears this morning

People who talk about how horrible Trump is on daily basis. And openly question why people are still talking about his antics.

I get it, you hate him, I hate him, you don't understand why his hardcore supporters love him, yadda yadda yadda. If you truly didn't give a fuck about the guy, you'd have shut the hell up about him already. I hear about that orange orangutan more than I'd like in a fucking day from the media AND social media. I don't need to hear it from people too. Don't you have anything to talk about other than "...he said this today, can you believe it?!...How are people still supporting...?" I fucking get it. Stop giving the dip shit the time of day and talk about something else. Anything.

Fuck this fucking election. Not only are the supporters morons, but so are the ones who can't fucking stop talking about it. We're in fucking Canada, get ahold of yourself. There's other shit to talk about. At some point, the guy could have raped a 10 year old and I wouldn't even give a fuck because I'm sick of talking about or hearing about that mindless piece of shit and his antics.

When people choose to talk in the silent study area of the library :rukidding:

people that don't rerack/put back their goddam weights at the gym

like the dickhead who left 12 plates on the leg press :rukidding:

Nothing is good enough, everything is "Eh, it's okay." Always giving negative opinions or comments. This is why I barely talk to you anymore, never fully there when I speak to you. Waste of money, waste of that, do it my way, it's better. But its not as efficient. No, you shut off and refuse help when given.

Dude, stop talking about trump already! It's driving me nuts! :troll:

Lazy people who don't stand up and gtfo of my way when it's at my skytrain/bus stop.

Do you like my ass in your fuckin' face? :seriously:

your gym needs to put some of these around

people who say sorry all the time


shut the fuck up and grow a pair.

sorry :okay:

coming home and find your parking spot is taken

I'll top that.

Last week, I came home to 4 RCMP vehicles parked in front of my spot with a 90s Camry parked in my spot. Turned out it was being driven with stolen plates. It remained there for 2 days before a tow truck came to get it.

Dumbasses in general have been grinding my gears.

I order a take-out at Boiling Point yesterday and I arrived 20 minutes after order was placed. The moment I walk up to the cashier, I already noticed there were several bags of take-out ready.

The cashier took my payment, and there was also a long line of customers wanting to pay. And so I sat there for nearly 10 minutes as the cashier continue taking payments. Nobody else knows I'm there for a take-out except the cashier. After my patience ran out, I walk up to the cashier and ask is my food ready. He takes one of the bag that had been sitting there for 10 minutes and handed to me. Like, for real?

Some people are just either very oblivious or just plain stupid. He is the true legit FAI CHAI (dead log in chinese) I met this week.

happened to me at least once at pretty much every asian place i order take-out from

In a double left turn lane, why is it so hard to understand that if you're in the inside lane, turn into the inside lane. I always make sure I'm not side by side with people during the turn because more times than I'm comfortable with some asshole swings wide into my lane.

Happened to me on Halloween, turning left on Marine Dr to Boundary. Like, these are the shit that driving test need to teach/test.

This is why I try to be on the right side of the double left turning lanes. If they do swing wide, I have room to get the fuck out of the way lol

what's up with spotify's "verify i'm not a robot" box?

like clicking on things based on the question is hard enough but that one where you have to trace around a certain object is bugged and laggy as fuck.

Goddamn it spotify, i just wanna log in and listen to my music.

Trying to obtain the free kit BC Hydro is giving out, fills out the form. Types in all correct information and this shit pops up.
http://i.imgur.com/Jzkx3iC.jpg?1

:fuuuuu::yuno: Why can't you just tell me which part is incorrect.

People who try to block you from merging into a lane when there's an accident. Bitch you're taller than I am, how do you not see it up ahead??? Happened this morning EB on Hwy 1 trying to get around the roll over accident. Just about got rear-ended twice because they tried to speed up and block me.

You mean you almost rear end them?