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09-03-2025, 11:15 AM
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#28126 | | It's like going crazy when you're already nuts
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Originally Posted by Badhobz  i called this ah mo a chou hai in the ladys market, she fucking lost her shit.
I was trying to get 20 hkd off a communist hat.
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09-03-2025, 11:36 AM
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#28127 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Bahahahah that’s awesome Jing
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09-03-2025, 11:44 AM
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#28128 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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new profile pic material right there
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09-03-2025, 12:21 PM
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#28129 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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replace the sun with a porsche logo
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09-03-2025, 12:25 PM
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#28130 | | RS Veteran
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09-03-2025, 01:18 PM
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#28131 | | Performance Moderator
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It's missing the terrible sparse goatee that probably took 3 months to grow
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09-03-2025, 01:33 PM
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#28132 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Me jealous of beards. I can only fu man chu it.
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09-03-2025, 01:44 PM
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#28133 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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shouldn't the phone also be a Huawei?
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09-04-2025, 08:22 AM
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#28134 | | linguistic ninja
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09-04-2025, 06:49 PM
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#28135 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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AI is going to make everyone even more retarded
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09-04-2025, 08:27 PM
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#28136 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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09-04-2025, 09:34 PM
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#28137 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-05-2025, 09:25 AM
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#28138 | | private modder
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I was randomly looking at flightradar, noticed this helicopter, and did some digging and found a rich person.
The helicopter heading north belongs to Lorenzo Fertita, former CEO of UFC. 
Then I found his yacht, anchored just off Johnstone Straight in Knox Bay. 
Knox Bay 
His yacht: https://www.superyachttimes.com/yachts/lonian/overview
Then I notice another ship anchored next to his yacht. 
And I realize he has a second yacht that carries all his toys to support the first yacht, including the helicopter spotted above.
The support yacht: https://www.superyachttimes.com/yachts/hodor/overview
That's wild.
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09-05-2025, 10:29 AM
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#28139 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Eff-1 I was randomly looking at flightradar, noticed this helicopter, and did some digging and found a rich person.
The helicopter heading north belongs to Lorenzo Fertita, former CEO of UFC.
Then I found his yacht, anchored just off Johnstone Straight in Knox Bay.
That's wild. | We saw that heli at Parksville last week. We were eating at the airport restaurant so the kids can see planes, and that heli landed and a Range Rover drove into the field to pick them up. Guess he's still in the area based on your map.
I guess he spends a lot of time around BC during the summer.
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09-05-2025, 10:58 AM
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#28140 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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That area is absolutely beautiful.
We had the luxury is staying on my friend's yacht for a few days near that area in Desolation Sound last year, around Prideaux Haven and Pendrell Sound. All the rich fucks gather over the August long weekend out there, tie up various boats and have a big party. They have a massive barge anchored out there where they throw a few "themed" parties, and music performances. https://pendrellsoundyachtclub.com/
It was fucking cool, massive boats all with all their own boat bitches galore. There is so much money out there it's insane.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
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09-05-2025, 03:28 PM
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#28141 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Someone call the whales to go do their thing.
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Originally Posted by punkwax Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct. | | |
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09-05-2025, 04:15 PM
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#28142 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Whew I think I'm becoming addicted to HK food.
Had this black pepper steak with gravy on fried rice at Crystal Cafe in Crystal Mall.
Fucking hell that was good.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | | |
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09-05-2025, 04:46 PM
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#28143 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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As I always say, you can't beat a Chinese Food Court lol
Plenty of good options in Richmond. Just be prepared for chaotic parking lots.
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09-05-2025, 05:50 PM
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#28144 | | RabidMod
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No but especially Crystal Mall. The amount of scrape marks on the walls 
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Originally Posted by EvoFire I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea. | | |
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09-05-2025, 07:20 PM
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#28145 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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I think we're all in consensus that that's the most horribly designed parking lot of all time for an Asian mall. Aberdeen and Parker Place are probably a close 2nd though.
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09-05-2025, 08:41 PM
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#28146 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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It’s not the mall’s fault, it’s the fucking asians.
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09-05-2025, 09:50 PM
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#28147 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by mikemhg Whew I think I'm becoming addicted to HK food.
Had this black pepper steak with gravy on fried rice at Crystal Cafe in Crystal Mall.
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Originally Posted by RabidRat No but especially Crystal Mall. The amount of scrape marks on the walls | I don't even understand why it's so hard for people to park at Crystal. I drive a X5 in there and have zero problems. It's rarely going to be bigger than an X5 unless you have a Sienna or Oddessey. Most are just Corollas or Teslas.
Though, some one tried to drive a Hummer EV in the other day, that was interesting.
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09-05-2025, 10:00 PM
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#28148 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by EvoFire You need to visit Mambo in Aberdeen or One Cafe at Parker Place | woe ... slow down, let the brother slowly acclimatized.
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09-05-2025, 10:33 PM
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#28149 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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I would recommend Mike to go to Angel Cafe (on Fraser) for a good, hearty HK meal: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ggM3p1HANLwmY4BZ6
and get the (u-pick) 3-item sizzling plate dish. It comes with soup -- red for borscht, or white for cream of corn, garlic toast, your choice of carbs (rice / spaghetti / fries, and maybe mash potato?), choice of gravy -- you may like black pepper better, but I'll take garlic, an HK style drink -- HK milk tea is good, though some may prefer yin-yeung (or a milk tea - coffee blend), and a BS dessert.
Damn... now I'm craving for some...
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09-05-2025, 10:34 PM
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#28150 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Angel is expensive though, that 3 piece meal is probably what? $26 now?
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