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Old 03-15-2012, 11:59 AM   #51
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Weirdest dream ive had is a dreamt i had lost a tooth and swallowed and i was gagging and choking, i woke up and there was a fucking tooth in my mouth

most reocurring and fucked up dream is i built some huge ass snow/ice slide and a whole bunch of old people were protesting and getting pissed off, then one chick flashed me (funny part is i remember everything tits down,just no face). And from there we ended up jumping off some cliff together (very sunny and hot outside) and landed on a Yacht. I dont remeber anything past that but ive had that dream 4 or 5 times over the last 8 years and its always the exact same.
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most recent messed up dream was just last night where i fucked a black girl after she gave me her number at this place that looked like china rice world but it had white ppl working there

before that there was a cute asian girl that also gave me her number as well, so right now im just trying to figure out why i chose to fuck the black girl over the cute asian girl & also for the fact that the black girl was no where near the asian girl when it came to cuteness or hotness
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when i was about 5, i had a dream where i aimed and took a piss then i woke up finding my pants all wet =.="
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Last night i had a weird ass dream that i saved a vicious baby crocodile that was trapped behind a TV for some reason...I gave it water and then tamed it to be my pet and attack people, it felt like a 3 day dream and i was at my old house for some reason lol.

Was pretty awesome dream... Then i woke up wishing i had a pet croc
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i did once when i was 8. i couldn't move, my eyes were wide open and the sun was in my eye. the whole time it felt like.i.was choking.
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for the past 3 years.

ive written down ~95% of my dreams in great detail in the past 3 years.

well not always in great detail since its so time consuming.

dreams are fucking crazy. what your brain can create. its amazing
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For the past three years, I've been having on and off, can't say dreams because they're not. I would like to call them experience or encounters.

Anyways, they feel like demonic invasions of some sort because I am conscious but my body is unable to move. Sleep paralysis is what most people will say but prior to all of this, I had sleep paralysis, where I lie in bed and I can hear strange noise and such. But these encounters are far beyond that.

It usually begins with me going to bed and seconds later, the paralysis begins. I can feel heavy pressure in the air, on my chest and this entity would crawl onto me. And when I say entity is because I can feel them, literally, spiritually (spiritually as in my arms are on her but I can't see my arms). Their breast, their skin. I can feel the oral sex, I can feel the intercourse. I searched it on google and people around the world have described their experience with a succubus, and this is exactly what it feels like because I can feel it's thorny carapace below her waist. And when it gets very intense, I would wake up, slowly. Then seconds later fall back to sleep with this disturbing feeling of worms or snakes crawling all over my body.

There are times where I can feel this creature is over me, disturbing my sleep. There are times where I get so terrified that I have force wake myself.

Just last couple of nights, I feel this entity crawling on my bed. I knew instantly that it's a creature, a bug or something because of it's legs. It started scratching my face. So I woke up, cover myself in my blanket, tucked myself in tight and went back to sleep. I can feel just outside my blanket, this thing is crawling around finding entrance into my sheets. I opened my eyes, it was dark so I couldn't really see, but I think I see my sheets moving with the creatures leg walking on top of it.

All these "experience" is so real yet so dreamy that when i wake up, I can't even say if I was dreaming or if I was awake while some spiritual thing invaded me.

To share something like this would make me sound pretty crazy, but I guess since everyone is sharing, I might as well. I can say without a doubt that these are not dreams.

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For the past three years, I've been having on and off, can't say dreams because they're not. I would like to call them experience or encounters.

Anyways, they feel like demonic invasions of some sort because I am conscious but my body is unable to move. Sleep paralysis is what most people will say but prior to all of this, I had sleep paralysis, where I lie in bed and I can hear strange noise and such. But these encounters are far beyond that.

It usually begins with me going to bed and seconds later, the paralysis begins. I can feel heavy pressure in the air, on my chest and this entity would crawl onto me. And when I say entity is because I can feel them, literally, spiritually (spiritually as in my arms are on her but I can't see my arms). Their breast, their skin. I can feel the oral sex, I can feel the intercourse. I searched it on google and people around the world have described their experience with a succubus, and this is exactly what it feels like because I can feel it's thorny carapace below her waist. And when it gets very intense, I would wake up, slowly. Then seconds later fall back to sleep with this disturbing feeling of worms or snakes crawling all over my body.

There are times where I can feel this creature is over me, disturbing my sleep. There are times where I get so terrified that I have force wake myself.

Just last couple of nights, I feel this entity crawling on my bed. I knew instantly that it's a creature, a bug or something because of it's legs. It started scratching my face. So I woke up, cover myself in my blanket, tucked myself in tight and went back to sleep. I can feel just outside my blanket, this thing is crawling around finding entrance into my sheets. I opened my eyes, it was dark so I couldn't really see, but I think I see my sheets moving with the creatures leg walking on top of it.

All these "experience" is so real yet so dreamy that when i wake up, I can't even say if I was dreaming or if I was awake while some spiritual thing invaded me.

To share something like this would make me sound pretty crazy, but I guess since everyone is sharing, I might as well. I can say without a doubt that these are not dreams.



Be careful what you wish for. It's because I've learned about OBE and lucid dreams, and practiced it, is when I started experiencing what I posted above. People say dreams are gateways for demons to come in and your spirit to go out.
Logical next step: video camera in the bedroom
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When I used to share a room with my older brother about 2 years ago, when it started happening, I had sleep paralysis. I opened my eyes and saw my brother literally choking me with this scary ass look on his face. I shook myself to wake up and the whole fucking image in my room changed with him just sitting at the computer.

It's like at the blink of an eye, everything changed. I asked him did he felt or see anything, he said no. And he started filming me sleeping where i had encounters but nothing was caught on the camera.

And those encounters are nothing like the ones I am experiencing now. The ones now terrify me so much that I have to sleep on my computer chair sometimes because whenever I force wake myself, I get super exhausted.
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For the past three years, I've been having on and off, can't say dreams because they're not. I would like to call them experience or encounters.

Anyways, they feel like demonic invasions of some sort because I am conscious but my body is unable to move. Sleep paralysis is what most people will say but prior to all of this, I had sleep paralysis, where I lie in bed and I can hear strange noise and such. But these encounters are far beyond that.

It usually begins with me going to bed and seconds later, the paralysis begins. I can feel heavy pressure in the air, on my chest and this entity would crawl onto me. And when I say entity is because I can feel them, literally, spiritually (spiritually as in my arms are on her but I can't see my arms). Their breast, their skin. I can feel the oral sex, I can feel the intercourse. I searched it on google and people around the world have described their experience with a succubus, and this is exactly what it feels like because I can feel it's thorny carapace below her waist. And when it gets very intense, I would wake up, slowly. Then seconds later fall back to sleep with this disturbing feeling of worms or snakes crawling all over my body.

There are times where I can feel this creature is over me, disturbing my sleep. There are times where I get so terrified that I have force wake myself.

Just last couple of nights, I feel this entity crawling on my bed. I knew instantly that it's a creature, a bug or something because of it's legs. It started scratching my face. So I woke up, cover myself in my blanket, tucked myself in tight and went back to sleep. I can feel just outside my blanket, this thing is crawling around finding entrance into my sheets. I opened my eyes, it was dark so I couldn't really see, but I think I see my sheets moving with the creatures leg walking on top of it.

All these "experience" is so real yet so dreamy that when i wake up, I can't even say if I was dreaming or if I was awake while some spiritual thing invaded me.

To share something like this would make me sound pretty crazy, but I guess since everyone is sharing, I might as well. I can say without a doubt that these are not dreams.



Be careful what you wish for. It's because I've learned about OBE and lucid dreams, and practiced it, is when I started experiencing what I posted above. People say dreams are gateways for demons to come in and your spirit to go out.


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for the past 3 years.

ive written down ~95% of my dreams in great detail in the past 3 years.

well not always in great detail since its so time consuming.

dreams are fucking crazy. what your brain can create. its amazing
dope i used to be able to do this because i got sick of having the same reoccurring nightmare when i was a kid, but not anymore

any helpful guide/tips to on getting started =]
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There are times where I can feel this creature is over me, disturbing my sleep. There are times where I get so terrified that I have force wake myself.

Just last couple of nights, I feel this entity crawling on my bed. I knew instantly that it's a creature, a bug or something because of it's legs. It started scratching my face. So I woke up, cover myself in my blanket, tucked myself in tight and went back to sleep. I can feel just outside my blanket, this thing is crawling around finding entrance into my sheets. I opened my eyes, it was dark so I couldn't really see, but I think I see my sheets moving with the creatures leg walking on top of it.
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For the past three years, I've been having on and off, can't say dreams because they're not. I would like to call them experience or encounters.

Anyways, they feel like demonic invasions of some sort because I am conscious but my body is unable to move. Sleep paralysis is what most people will say but prior to all of this, I had sleep paralysis, where I lie in bed and I can hear strange noise and such. But these encounters are far beyond that.

It usually begins with me going to bed and seconds later, the paralysis begins. I can feel heavy pressure in the air, on my chest and this entity would crawl onto me. And when I say entity is because I can feel them, literally, spiritually (spiritually as in my arms are on her but I can't see my arms). Their breast, their skin. I can feel the oral sex, I can feel the intercourse. I searched it on google and people around the world have described their experience with a succubus, and this is exactly what it feels like because I can feel it's thorny carapace below her waist. And when it gets very intense, I would wake up, slowly. Then seconds later fall back to sleep with this disturbing feeling of worms or snakes crawling all over my body.

There are times where I can feel this creature is over me, disturbing my sleep. There are times where I get so terrified that I have force wake myself.

Just last couple of nights, I feel this entity crawling on my bed. I knew instantly that it's a creature, a bug or something because of it's legs. It started scratching my face. So I woke up, cover myself in my blanket, tucked myself in tight and went back to sleep. I can feel just outside my blanket, this thing is crawling around finding entrance into my sheets. I opened my eyes, it was dark so I couldn't really see, but I think I see my sheets moving with the creatures leg walking on top of it.

All these "experience" is so real yet so dreamy that when i wake up, I can't even say if I was dreaming or if I was awake while some spiritual thing invaded me.

To share something like this would make me sound pretty crazy, but I guess since everyone is sharing, I might as well. I can say without a doubt that these are not dreams.



Be careful what you wish for. It's because I've learned about OBE and lucid dreams, and practiced it, is when I started experiencing what I posted above. People say dreams are gateways for demons to come in and your spirit to go out.
I've been getting sleep paralysis occasionally for many years now. But then since November of 2010 while I was in Japan, I've been having a similar experience as you although not as bad.
For me it would feel as if there's someone holding me down and grasping my wrist, neck, leg or waist so hard that it is painful. I would always try to struggle in attempt to wake myself up but the harder I try, the harder the grasp will be and the more painful. Once I'm awake though, I'm fine other then having the feeling something is watching me.
This has happened to me maybe 3-4 times since the first.
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You guys are creeping me out ... can't we keep this light-hearted with club swinging pig-men in Darth Vader suits?
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i usually have action-adventure type dreams epic movie like

really long and detailed ones to the point that i wonder if im in an alternate reality and actually living the dream lol... especially on a number of occasions where the dream continues the next time i sleep




and the weird thing is these dreams all end with a tapping on my pillow (like someones flicking it) and what sounds like someone whispering in my ear saying "its time"

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