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Old 03-17-2012, 11:27 AM   #76
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The messed up dream that I had recently was like a Hangover movie sequel. My buddy and I are on holidays in the Ukraine as part of our bucket list.

We go to a local bar to hang out with our hot Russian blondes' tour guides. Flirting and conversation over vodka with the ladies made it a fun dream in the beginning.

Then three huge Russian dudes decide to harass the Russian blondes and calls me and buddy "chinks". Even though I do not any martial arts, I do my Donnie Yen imitation and kick their asses. However, one of the Russian dudes knocks out my buddy with a beer bottle. I kick the last Russian dude standing and knock him out.

One of the Russian blondes goes nuts and pulls out an axe from her fur coat and starts hacking one of the Russian guy's arms into pieces. Blood is everywhere.

Then I fall asleep at the end of the fight after too much vodka.

I wake up the next morning with the two Russian hotties in bed with me. All of us are naked. Used condoms everywhere. Perhaps a great threesome after the fight? They smile when they see me wake up.

I find this tattoo of a Russian bear on my left shoulder. One of the blondes looks very worried. My buddy is missing. He was nowhere to be found after the bar fight.

Then the Ukraine police knock on my hotel room door. I am wanted for questioning in regards to my friends' disappearance. One of the blondes filed a missing person's case with the cops.

Uh oh. Where is my buddy??
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awesome story lol i feel like it has potential to be a movie.. or is there one thats already like this?
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I woke up this morning from the sound of my own laughter. Is that weird?
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I was at a shoppers drug mart looking in the condom section and decided to buy one and I have no clue what it looks like.

Walk to the counter and it was an african american, he told me I can close off a part of the section and try it or something. I said no thank you and resumed back at the asle looking at a blank shelf.

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I woke up this morning from the sound of my own laughter. Is that weird?
.. thats kinda freaky

most fucked up thing ever this morning, sleep paralysis or some shit. in my dream i was walking down an alley way at night time with this person holding her hand, walked up some stairs and the room we went into looked like my room. i layed down, and she sat on my legs. when i woke up my legs were numb.
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:00 AM   #81
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dope i used to be able to do this because i got sick of having the same reoccurring nightmare when i was a kid, but not anymore

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yeah it's easy... start with a dream log

everyday write your dreams down, asap. if you have time do it immediately when u wake up or realised you dream.

u can write down notes if you're time constrained and come back later

but the important thing is to write them down when you remember, cuz if you dont... you'll probably forget lol

as you do this, your dream recall will strengthen and most nights you'll be able to remember multiple dreams.

it helps to track backwards, sometimes you'll remember dreams or scenes from earlier.

after you master recall, which could take a long time (and the skill disappears really quickly if you stop practicing), you can start to practice lucidity... realising you're in a dream.

there's tons of techniques for that. most require you to train yourself to have a new habit of checking watches twice, or just being aware you're dreaming. or being aware of strange things. this is very hard. but that's a whole nother topic.

then after gaining lucidity, you can start practicing how to use dream powers. such as flying, or using "the force"... or whatever else you can think of. creating things out of thin air. etc
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:36 AM   #82
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when i was a kid, lucid dreams were so much fun.

best part was to jump off tall buildings to wake up and remember instantly shit i was doing in the dream lols
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:58 AM   #83
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awesome story lol i feel like it has potential to be a movie.. or is there one thats already like this?
It would probably be a really bad B-movie lol ... like some cheap knock-off of Lord of the Rings haha ... unless I can find some epic director ...
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I hate those dreams where your arm gets shot/cut off and when you wake up you feel pain on that arm
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Old 03-18-2012, 02:51 AM   #85
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I had a dream the other day that burrows scored in OT of game 7 to win us the cup
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Old 03-19-2012, 12:16 AM   #86
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I've been getting sleep paralysis occasionally for many years now. But then since November of 2010 while I was in Japan, I've been having a similar experience as you although not as bad.
For me it would feel as if there's someone holding me down and grasping my wrist, neck, leg or waist so hard that it is painful. I would always try to struggle in attempt to wake myself up but the harder I try, the harder the grasp will be and the more painful. Once I'm awake though, I'm fine other then having the feeling something is watching me.
This has happened to me maybe 3-4 times since the first.
Just happened to me again. Can't go back to sleep. This time I could feel it kicking my stomach so I held out my "arm" to try to keep some distance.
Woke up sweating. Normally I would just go back to sleep again right after but then I though about this thread and Mr.chin's post.
Before I fell asleep and this happened, I could sort of sensed it coming.
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Old 03-19-2012, 12:29 AM   #87
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I get sleep paralysis only if I had napped earlier in the day or had an irregular sleep cycle.
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I usually dream about killing someone who is trying to kill me. But its like I can't kill them. Stabbing doesn't work. And then if I run, I can't run. Like I "forgot" how to run, lol.
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:21 AM   #89
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Wow shit.. this thread is in awful need of some cheering up.

So the other day I had this dream where I was at some ice skating social event thing. It just started so the rink was pretty empty at the time.

There was this cute white chick sorta skating around all shaky - she was obviously new at this - really cute actually, hair kinda short which usually isn't my thing but somehow it was working for her.

So she's skating around at the empty far end of the rink, and she suddenly falls down. I skate over immediately to help, and I don't know exactly how this happened but dream-me decided the best way to help would be to give her a light tap in the skate.

Except that's not what happened. I skated up to her as fast as I could, but instead of giving her a light tap, I slammed into her at max speed - *BOOM*.. shot her right across the rink and into a wall. Heard a light crunch in the distance.

But that's ok. Because after I fled the scene like a BOSS, she came and found me after. And somehow we ended up chilling out by the side of the rink..... in a tent. Lying down next to each other just chatting.

And we got to talking about her car (white civic EP3), and how she wanted to modify her car with Mugen and Spoon parts. For the next week every day we would hang out just like that. She kept bringing up this guy Joe and how he said she should get this body kit and these rims and I just kept ending up disagreeing with everything this idiot ricer had told her.

Anyway it was a lot of fun talking cars with her all week, but on the last day of that week (at this point it felt like I was going to wake up soon), we were just kinda quiet and I think we were talking about coilovers, and she asked me a question. As I was answering her, all of a sudden she rolled over on top of me and said "I love you."

I froze. And all I could think was, "I love you too". I struggled to say something, anything. But just then.....

My alarm went off.
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I dreamed my Wife was a demon/zombie and was tryin to eat my brains, but since it was my wife i couldnt blow her head of or KO her, so I shoved her away really hard.

Our bed is against a wall and well, she sleeps on the inside and i shoved her into the wall. Note I'm 6'2" 180 lbs, she's like 5'4"

I was woken by her yelling "WHAT THE HELL!!???"

After I told her my dream she couldn't stay mad and kept laughing at me all day
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taken from nsfw section but not nsfw, related to this thread and thought it belongs here
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lol, anyways if you guys want to get lucid go watch reecejones87 on youtube, great tips

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lol, anyways if you guys want to get lucid go watch reecejones87 on youtube, great tips

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When reading your comic, I couldn't help but think of the movie "Insidious".
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lol, anyways if you guys want to get lucid go watch reecejones87 on youtube, great tips

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you think this is actually true?
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Old 03-20-2012, 01:01 AM   #95
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Twice I had dreams of running away from something and then I would lose my breath. Then it starts to get really hard to breathe and I wake up.
Very creepy.
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I remember a dream I had. I was having sex in my dream, and I woke up and I was actually jacking off.
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am i the only one in revscene who dreams like one a month...? i do not get it often unless i sleep SUPER Tired or something...
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You know what else is creepier than sleep paralysis?

Waking up in the middle of the night completely wide awake as if you just closed your eyes and opened them a second late. It happens to me occasionally and absolutely creeps me the fuck out. There's no tiredness, no grogginess, nothing.
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^^ That happens to me somtimes , its nice when u wake up early for work like that though lol



my favorite is when i wake up from alarm clock super early in the morning and press snooze, fall back asleep instantly and dream for 1+ hr it feels like but its only been 2 mins in reality time, press snooze and do it again and again multiple times.

Somtimes i have dreams where it feels like im in the dream for over a week and i actually start to beilive its reality, and when i wakeup i get confused as shit.. weird as hell, that and once i recall many years ago i had a dream where i woke up into another dream 3 damn times and it slowly turned into a nightmare LOL

But the all time shittiest moment of dreaming is where you have a shitload of money or somthing awesome , then realize your waking up and try to put it in your pockets or hold onto it and wakeup.. and say, SHIT! lol
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LOL every night i hope i dont get it. last time it happend i felt something lick my neck. its fucked up.
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