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dinosaur 06-13-2012 11:24 AM
if you are too shy/embarrassed to buy condoms....you shouldn't be having sex b/c you probably suck at it....and maybe cry a little bit after.

or, you could ask your mom to buy them for you.

truth 06-13-2012 11:30 AM
two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before :suspicious:. Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...:pokerface:

dinosaur 06-13-2012 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946195)
two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before :suspicious:. Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...:pokerface:
:lawl:

The_AK 06-13-2012 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946195)
two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before :suspicious:. Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...:pokerface:
proceed

drunkrussian 06-13-2012 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 7946088)
^ gotta be smokies not weiners :D
the ones with the hot cheese inside that explodes when you bite into it

kwy 06-13-2012 12:28 PM
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4364/4265980460s.jpg

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6712/3217192460s.jpg

hotjoint 06-13-2012 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dinosaur (Post 7946199)
:lawl:
what the.....

JDął 06-13-2012 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946195)
at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...:pokerface:
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/990755_o.gif

Holeshot 06-13-2012 01:43 PM
Go to a Bar or club if you re old enough, and slide $2 into the dispenser thats in the washroom

murd0c 06-13-2012 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Presto (Post 7946149)
^^^
I can picture you standing in line with those awesome tinted sunglasses and pervy mustache. You probably gave the lady a little hip thrust too!
U should of seen me with the top hat I was wearing as well :ilied:

CP.AR 06-13-2012 02:51 PM
OP, if you are really feeling uncomfortable - buy them online from a reputable store and ship them to point bobs....

truth 06-13-2012 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 7946202)
proceed
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?

Cereal Killer 06-13-2012 02:59 PM

El Bastardo 06-13-2012 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946366)
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?


http://i.imgur.com/3Ghtg.jpg

The_AK 06-13-2012 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946366)
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
http://i.imgur.com/3Ghtg.jpg
x2

JDął 06-13-2012 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 7946371)
http://i.imgur.com/9WbAL.gif

Akinari 06-13-2012 03:52 PM
This is like sex ed all over again :pokerface:

TRD Rs200 06-13-2012 04:37 PM
Best thread on rs for a while, this reminds me of putting a condomn on a banana in hs! HahahahabhH

white_guilt 06-13-2012 04:50 PM
Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.

bloodmack 06-13-2012 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 7946067)
OP, are they the extra small size ones?


I'm predicting 5 pages by noon........



Speaking of high school...... I knew this guy who carried a condom in his wallet. It would conveniently fall out whenever he took out his wallet.

In front of the whole cafeteria crowd one day, I yelled, "Jesus christ, Vinnie, that's the same fucking condom you've had for the last three years!" Vinnie was pretty embarrassed and stopped showing off his condoms from that day on. Yeah, I was a little mean, but fuck........
haha you said but fuck.

JesseBlue 06-13-2012 05:10 PM
you can buy rubber gloves from the dollar store (the yellow ones) and just cut out what you need...i'm guessing the pinkie finger part...

dealt 06-13-2012 05:15 PM
hey man, I solved your problem.

http://images.allegrocentral.com/F0/...DIUM_IMAGE.jpg

punkwax 06-13-2012 05:15 PM
Surprised OP doesnt have custom title by now.

Shamefully buys XS condoms

drunkrussian 06-13-2012 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truth (Post 7946366)
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
watre sprouts? serious question

Mr.HappySilp 06-13-2012 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by white_guilt (Post 7946462)
Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.
I like to know........:nyan:


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