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Greenstoner 06-13-2012 05:18 PM

i got whole bunch of condoms left at my gf.. we broke up few months ago..

PM me , i will sell it to you. I wont release your name or phone.. very discreet

van_city23 06-13-2012 05:23 PM

lolllll sucks to be you. Just go to a gas station late at night or a even a 7/11 in the middle of the night when no one's there. I bet op is worried about how to put the condom on when with a girl too... and then how to put it in her... smh.

MG1 06-13-2012 06:03 PM

Never use expired condoms........... resulted in one of my many kids I never knew about, LOL.......... Aug 25th much?

murd0c 06-13-2012 06:15 PM

Got that right. A broken condom is the whole reason why I would never go bungee jumping

"A broken rubber is what brought into this world and i sure as hell am not going to let a broken rubber take me out too."

Iceman-19 06-13-2012 07:31 PM

Next thread from OP: "if you give a Craigslist hooker a fake name, is that ok?"

Teriyaki 06-13-2012 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b0unce. [?] (Post 7946157)
if you're too much of a bitch to buy them, maybe try hitting up the health clinic area at UBC and grab handfuls of FREE condoms. i'm not sure if UBC has something like this, BCIT does, and it's great :D

Not sure if things have changed, but they like to "man" the station and try to engage you in conversation and educate you and shit. Not just a free-for-all grab over there. :concentrate:

jello24 06-13-2012 08:26 PM

wtf? there's actually people out there that's ashamed to show signs of getting laid?

what kind of world do i live in...

murd0c 06-13-2012 08:38 PM

I really wonder how many people are sacred as shit in this thread and still talking big like its no big deal :troll:

penner2k 06-13-2012 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doritos (Post 7945968)
Where do you guys go to buy them if you feel uncomfortable to always go to the supermarket, pharmacy in front of people etc...

If you arent mature enough to buy condoms without feeling weird you arent mature enough to have sex.

penner2k 06-13-2012 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenstoner (Post 7946556)
i got whole bunch of condoms left at my gf.. we broke up few months ago..

PM me , i will sell it to you. I wont release your name or phone.. very discreet

so you are saying after you broke up you stopped getting laid?

TOS'd 06-13-2012 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 7946593)
Never use expired condoms........... resulted in one of my many kids I never knew about, LOL.......... Aug 25th much?

Oh, you!

badboy 06-13-2012 09:11 PM

Holy look at all those fails LOL

rsx 06-13-2012 09:13 PM

update? did you go through with this harrowing experience??

SkinnyPupp 06-13-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodnarb (Post 7946493)
Surprised OP doesnt have custom title by now.

Shamefully buys XS condoms

And an avatar :lawl:

Mr.HappySilp 06-13-2012 09:49 PM

if OP still haven't bought them yet I will do it for you. For every 3 condoms I buy for you, I get one on the house!

BaoTurbo 06-13-2012 10:41 PM

Patiently waiting for OP to reply....:derp:

Doubledown1 06-13-2012 10:56 PM

If you are too much of a bitch to walk into a store and buy them, you may as well stay Home and jerk your little weiner.................. boy.

Vale46Rossi 06-13-2012 11:02 PM

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...232/picsor.jpg

MG1 06-13-2012 11:04 PM

^you want pics of a high school kid jerking his little weiner?

eeeewwwwwwww...............

you mean pics of g/f, right?


Then again, it could be his............ nuff said.

Gotta love threads like this.

DanHibiki 06-13-2012 11:13 PM

my ex worked at shoppers before so I never had to buy em :D

FerrariEnzo 06-13-2012 11:57 PM

Massage parlours or call girls usually have their own condoms... your good to go... well unless you need the EXTRA EXTRA Small ones

BaoTurbo 06-14-2012 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FerrariEnzo (Post 7947001)
Massage parlours or call girls usually have their own condoms... your good to go... well unless you need the EXTRA EXTRA Small ones

OP doesn't need to buy condoms. Go to Dollar Store, you can get water balloons for $2 a pack.

Ronin 06-14-2012 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 7946145)
Go to Costco they have packs of 48 Durex for $18. I went there and got the double pack of KY for $8 and was waiting in line just holding that. This older Asian women looked over and gave me the dirtyest look every and I just had a big smile and winked. She was so pissed off it was great.

They are great condoms but I was unable to use them lol

This. Shop smart, friends.

Look at her straight in the eye and tell her there's enough in the box if she wants to join.

Vale46Rossi 06-14-2012 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 7946087)
Have fun with it....this would be my combination:

condoms
weiners
vaseline

And put on your best troll face.

Quote:

Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 7946088)
^ gotta be smokies not weiners :D






trip 06-14-2012 02:53 AM

http://www.totalaccessgroup.com/thum...axx=300&maxy=0


OP needs


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