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InvisibleSoul 06-15-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neggo (Post 7948504)
Her co-worker, this big black dude, comes up to her and says, "GADDAAYUM, LADY, YOU RUININ' THIS MAN'S NIGHT." and takes the box.

A brother knows what's up! :fuckyea:

xerograv 06-15-2012 05:01 PM

Epic.

Mr.HappySilp 06-15-2012 05:18 PM

Just came back form Shoppers Drug Mart.

Was buying some body wash, shampoo, tootpaste and a box of condoms. Got in line and went straight to this young female cashier......

She started scanning my items and then comes the box of condoms lol...... I started asking her a simple question (IE Where I can grab some chips in this store?). Trying to avoid eye contact she just mumble the asile number. After I paid she didn't even give me my stuff and she quickly call the next customer..... I had to ask her several times can I my items (she put them in a bag behind the counter.....).

Her face totally turn red after =D

spoon.ek9 06-15-2012 10:18 PM

an MSN convo I had:

[22:41] friend: gonna play pool or snooker with the girl sunday night
[22:41] spoon.ek9: aw snap
[22:42] spoon.ek9: make sure you know where to buy condoms discreetly
[22:42] friend: LMFAO AHAHAHAHA
[22:42] friend: is that thread still going on
[22:42] spoon.ek9: ya man lol
[22:42] spoon.ek9: i added him to the list of most failed

:lawl:

roastpuff 06-15-2012 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.HappySilp (Post 7948710)
Just came back form Shoppers Drug Mart.

Was buying some body wash, shampoo, tootpaste and a box of condoms. Got in line and went straight to this young female cashier......

She started scanning my items and then comes the box of condoms lol...... I started asking her a simple question (IE Where I can grab some chips in this store?). Trying to avoid eye contact she just mumble the asile number. After I paid she didn't even give me my stuff and she quickly call the next customer..... I had to ask her several times can I my items (she put them in a bag behind the counter.....).

Her face totally turn red after =D



Well, was she cute/hot/sexy?

Oh.. also... http://www.coloradohpjunkies.com/for...thout_pics.gif

Mr.HappySilp 06-15-2012 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by roastpuff (Post 7948967)
Well, was she cute/hot/sexy?

Oh.. also... http://www.coloradohpjunkies.com/for...thout_pics.gif

Blonde short hair. I went to the Shoppers inside Metro around 4pm today. Is just condoms lol not sure why she is shy about it.......... I wouldn't really care at all (I work as CSR/TSR so time to time ppl call in to order adult channels).

I remember one time this customer was disconnected for non-pay coz he haven't paid his bill for ages. I talk to him about this and he said he is coming over to meet with my managers to talk about making payment arrangements (now usually they do this over the phone with us but this guy own like over $2k on his bill and there are some charges he wants dispute). Curious as I was I look over to see why his bill is so high.

Big surprise this guy literally order over $1.8k or pay per view movies in a month and all of them are adults videos........ like you can see he constantly order movies after movies....... even if it is the same one. So I go and talk to the manager letting her this customer is going later to see her.

He comes and wants to shake hands with the manager as I happen to walk to by(just to see what's up). He held out his hand wanting to shake hands. My manager just totally didn't want to do it lol(you could tell from her face and experssion). She prolly don't want to touch his hands at all knowing what he did everyday and touched lol. Pretty funny.......

doritos 06-16-2012 01:05 AM

gad damn, i come back to read this thread and i made it to one of the most fails list lol. I am oddly to say that i am laughing my ass off and proud it made ppl laugh and tihnk its retarded=D. And to answer why i never used condoms with my past partners, i made sure i got myself checked up regularly when im with someone new, also went to clinics with them. a few days ago my gf asked, why the hell havn't you bought condoms yet!?

Mr.HappySilp 06-16-2012 10:07 AM

^^ To be honest I think most Asian is pretty shy about it (expect the Japanese). I mean you don't hear ppl talk about it.........

However, in HK there are more and more freaks out there....... just read in Apple daily news that a guy busted his nut on a girl's back in a MTR full of ppl...........

murd0c 06-16-2012 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by doritos (Post 7949082)
gad damn, i come back to read this thread and i made it to one of the most fails list lol. I am oddly to say that i am laughing my ass off and proud it made ppl laugh and tihnk its retarded=D. And to answer why i never used condoms with my past partners, i made sure i got myself checked up regularly when im with someone new, also went to clinics with them. a few days ago my gf asked, why the hell havn't you bought condoms yet!?

Good on you for laughing about it rather then crying like I have see a lot of bitches here do. It's been a great thread this week thanks for the laughs :thumbs:

BaoTurbo 06-16-2012 06:06 PM

Or else it would have become...first time web raging... :troll:























:noob:

spoon.ek9 06-16-2012 06:40 PM

^ it's not like... we'd enjoy that or anything.. :pokerface:

belaud 06-16-2012 06:41 PM

So...whos Bradford Chow?

(sorry dont sue me)

BaoTurbo 06-16-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by belaud (Post 7949609)
So...whos Bradford Chow?

(sorry dont sue me)

Belaud is a noob to RS. Don't worry, everyone once was. I'll link you bro. Grab some popcorn btw

http://www.revscene.net/forums/59074...-revscene.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/60446...ford-chow.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/62103...dasitgets.html

MG1 06-16-2012 07:08 PM

^does STi have a turbo? :troll:

DanHibiki 06-16-2012 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaoTurbo (Post 7949618)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 7949626)
^does STi have a turbo? :troll:


I just spend the last 2 hours reading all that. Dropped everything and to do it. I always knew a bit about this inside RS joke but now I know the full joke in detail thank you!

Now can anyone link me to the Wonder/Wander Jeffield thread? I know I rad that before but I don't remember much. :)

CP.AR 06-16-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by belaud (Post 7949609)
So...whos Bradford Chow?

(sorry dont sue me)

He is a LEGEND that has his own smiley/emoticon

:noob: :noob:

spoon.ek9 06-17-2012 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by belaud (Post 7949609)
So...whos Bradford Chow?

(sorry dont sue me)

Enjoy!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/66085...ml#post7949813

CRS 06-17-2012 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanHibiki (Post 7949782)
I just spend the last 2 hours reading all that. Dropped everything and to do it. I always knew a bit about this inside RS joke but now I know the full joke in detail thank you!

Now can anyone link me to the Wonder/Wander Jeffield thread? I know I rad that before but I don't remember much. :)

Here you go

http://www.revscene.net/forums/26047...wa-not-wo.html

XplicitLuder 06-17-2012 12:32 AM

^ that was fuckin epic LOL @ OP im glad you have a HUGE sense of humour, you're gonna do great on RS :fullofwin:


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