Insert baby into dispenser for refund.

lol thanks for all the fails. I am not in hs, never used condom in the past because all my partners were on the pill. I am not shy usually, just hate it when all these people standing behind me will look when i throw that box on the counter but I will do the self check out =D. Im sure its not just me that feels like this. What are the best brands that are lubricated and gives you the most sensitivity anyways?

Gave you thanks for coming back and responding.............. fun times.

Welcome to RS, BTW.

Only way to get feels on a bitch is to raw dog her

why not buy your lube and condoms at a sex/adult store?

even 711/gas station late at night works too

ppl give u stares for having safe sex:seriously: :fulloffuck: (i never had sex before so dun really know), a buddy of mine always says ''at least im having safe sex & not worry about aids''

Have you heard of std's? Well thats the reason why you wear condoms as well not because u don't want to her her prego...

Get a couple 3 pack boxs for your self and try them out. It's interesting to mix them up because everyone is different.

Check this thread out to answer your condom questions

http://www.revscene.net/forums/66453...ml#post7947046

hahaha,

every day I refresh my latest posts,

and every day this one keeps staying at the top.

RS did not disapoint

I'm sure someone who is shy about buying condoms at a store would have no problems waltzing into a gay bar to grab condoms from the washroom.

OP can skip to 2:40 of first vid....

LOL @ Doritos DP and description.

Every time I look at it, I'll just be reminded of this thread now. :fullofwin:

awesome thread OP, would read again :awesom:

also, congrats, you're on the list: http://www.revscene.net/forums/66085...ads-posts.html

If you have a credit card then buy it from an online health/pharmacy such as well.ca

or get some free from the community health centre, they should be available for the taking on the front counter.

Condoms arent only to prevent babies bro...

Restocking Condoms: A Frivolous Affair by G_K

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...25checkout.jpg

I had this one time at Safeway where I decided to use the self-check station because the lineups were too long at the tills. At the self-check out station, I literally spent about a minute or two trying to scan the bar code on the condom box, but to no avail. I can feel the impatience in the air as the line ups grow longer and at some point, an elderly East Indian woman, being the Good Samaritan she was, decided to help me. Out of nowhere, she takes the box from my hand and attempts to scan it, herself :ohgodwhy: . She, too, was unable to achieve the “electronic bleep” which goes off after successfully scanning an item. Intrinsically, she inspects the box and from what I can assume was due to old age, she was unable to clearly see the labeling.

Squinting, she tries to make out the words: Tro….Troololo, nooo…. TROJAN Cond-oh, OHHHHHHHHH. *hands me back the box*.
At this point, I decided to go to the cashier. As I step out of line, I can feel the silent judgments emanating from each individual who had the misfortune of lining up behind me :QQ: . Once at the cashier, she too was unable to scan the Trojans :denied: .“God…………. Damn it”,I uttered to myself when suddenly, she picks up her intercom: Price check on Trojan condoms, price check on Trojans. At this point, out of frustration or embarrassment, I interrupted and said, “You know what? It’s okay, I don’t need them” :rukidding: and walked off to my car. I thought to myself “Oh well, maybe I’ll just have some “me time” with my “me time” hand. :jerkit:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21.../gtv-front.jpg
Inside my car, I start my engine and the radio comes on. It’s Jack from JackFM playing what he wants, no doubt. That night he goes, “for all you sexually frustrated guys out there, you need to take Divinyls’ advice. *proceeds to play Divinyls’ – I Touch myself*

F*ck You, Jack. The End.

OH BTW bbq
To the few ladies that peruse this site, I only buy magnum Trojans :ifyouknow: jk :alonehappy:

Im afraid that once you go in you cant come back out LOOL ;)

Watch OP start a new thread asking "how to return unopened box of condoms discreetly"... :lol

There's a similar thread on body building forum :suspicious:

Buying condoms discreetly - Bodybuilding.com Forums

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there, that should make it better. Finish off the song for the rights to my user title :fuckthatshit:

LOL OP's custom title

"Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping"

Fixed. :)

I was in line at Costco and a dude in front of me bought a 3 pack of condoms and a 3 pack of panty hose.

:suspicious:

2 virgins failed you

hahahaha, while buying Condoms SHOULDN'T be embarrassing, you can run into some pretty funny situations.

A month ago, for example, I was in Seattle and went to a market there to get a box. They had self checkout as well so I thought there wouldn't be any problems. I get to the aisle of where the condoms are stocked and each box was encased in a locked plastic box.

From that point I knew it would get super interesting...go up to the self checkout, middle aged lady takes the plastic box and opens it with a bit of a panic look on her face...the anxiety in her starts building up as she realizes she can't fucking take the condoms out of the plastic encasement LOL. All I'm doing is standing there waiting, along with other customers, awkwardly watching her fumble around with the box. After failing several times, Her co-worker, this big black dude, comes up to her and says, "GADDAAYUM, LADY, YOU RUININ' THIS MAN'S NIGHT." and takes the box.

They finally get it out of the encasing and the box is literally shrivelled up because they were pulling the shit out of it trying to get it out, hahaha.

Left the store. Everybody was happy. Who knew, eh?

LOL :awwyeah: