welcome fellow subaru owner. openroad boundary no less

http://media.tenor.com/DMnciMY1VRwAA...rt-simpson.gif

Hahaha I forgot that's how you say Subaru in Chinese.

For the non-canto ppl here: 掃把 ["so-bah" = broom]... 佬 ["lo" = guy].

wow im in disbelief lol

also 58k msrp and 4k off would make it 54k, how did you get it under 50k in the first place for it to qualify for the rebate? so then after rebate it was 45k before taxes?

the last threshold was from the dealership's margin. which for a 58k car a 3 k buffer ain't bad.


falkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i wish i got this instead then LOL...\
OH and.... hmm... dare i ask.. is there a glove compartment?

please keep me posted on any after marketing thingsyou're getting.
I'm getting floor mats (cause mine is not a preimum), mud flaps, center console organizer..

Can you walk away from your Toyota deal and head over to Subaru? :lol

This is the first time I have ever failed a Badhobz post, but also thanked it too.

I feel so confused inside. Is Badhobz going to start using pronouns?

There's no glove compartment in any BZ / Solterra / RZ variant. Some premium trims have a radiant heater in that spot, otherwise it's just a plastic panel.

He may even find out he's part Indigenous and two-spirit! :awwyeah:

He bitch / manwhore.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EVCanada/s/e6sari9i87

Here’s the reddit post of people doing the same across Canada. Very expensive car. Very cheap payments.

I couldn’t do it guys. I couldn’t let this deal slip away. As much as I dislike dem nips, ultimately the inner chinaman was screaming what the fuck !!!! 500 dollar for 58k car ! You paid 500 bucks for a 42k gti before. Or you can pay 500 a month for a base model 29k ratrolla LE also at 500 clams.

I don't know this Badhobz guy (thing?) anymore. :okay:

I woke up hating myself this morning but the inner chinaman was like yo let’s go yum cha to celebrate. Now I’m gonna plug in at work and fuck everyone else by leaving it plugged in for the entire 3 hours I’m there

yum nei loh moh, ah! :cry:

I don’t think I can sink any lower. Just like AutismDreams said, from a Maserati to a stupid Toyota and now to a …. Oh god I can’t even…. *throws up a bit in mouth* … suuubaaagululululu

Nobody talk to me anymore. I’m dead inside and out. This is exactly what would happen if a blonde hooker waived her ass in my face. Zero impulse control and I’d end up paying child support so damn fast it’ll be like the 0-60 on this uhhhhhhaahhgghhh gay turd baru…..

If I’m capable of this sort of degeneracy. What’s next ?! A fucking Tesla ?!?

I swear, it's the Year of the Fire Horse man.

Impulse buy
Everything you hate

What have you become!?!?!?! :crybaby:

Excuse me while I do a sincere land acknowledgement and queef a shitty spoken word poem about LGBT rights

The guy at the dealership asked me what sort of Subaru swag I wanted. I said if they have a blue dildo that would be good… he said Eruhh no.

lol

Nice! Once you go EV for daily driving you dont go back. The solterra is more lesbaru than the outback too. When you going to protest pipelines and oil tankers?

Are you going to install a 220V at home or just use a 120V?

Neither. I’m going to charge it at work and take up their EV parking stall like the faggot I am now

I was right :joy: time to get some sti stickers from AliExpress :ifyouknow:

I want to see just how much STI stuff you can stick on it and not the type I got from that Thai escort.

Go ask them for some rainbow lanyard, sticker and plate frames

Gonna try these vanity plates
lezbaru
LuvLez
MuffEV
Carpet

Really like the MuffEV

+1 to STI the shit out of your car.

Oh my god, the badges are even pink, it's perfect.

https://i.imgur.com/MzvkH80.png

https://i.imgur.com/tu2km6J.png

Oh and then buy the spoiler off an STI owner who went with the "clean look".

https://i.imgur.com/Id5GX9f.png

Excuse me sir it's CHERRY BLOSSOM

Hobz I'll take the car off you in 12 months, lease takover ok?!!!

I really like the wingless STI look. Subtle, lowkey. Ironic, I drive a Civic Type R.