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GLOW 02-27-2026 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9212597)
The guy at the dealership asked me what sort of Subaru swag I wanted. I said if they have a blue dildo that would be good… he said Eruhh no.
wtf i didn't get offered any subie swag fml

Badhobz 02-27-2026 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by roastpuff (Post 9212612)
Excuse me sir it's CHERRY BLOSSOM

Hobz I'll take the car off you in 12 months, lease takover ok?!!!
Don’t crash it into a wall at mission. I don’t think the lesbians would appreciate that.

Apparently this thing does 0-60 in 4.4 or 4.3 seconds. What the fuck!!!! Why would lesbians need such a fast vehicle

Gumby 02-27-2026 10:46 AM
Haha!! Curious what your wife and her friends think of your new car… :lol

bcrdukes 02-27-2026 10:52 AM
https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedi...a/25269247.gif

Badhobz 02-27-2026 11:10 AM
Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car. Another “useless trash car” in her words.

Pretty sure her dumb cunt friend will parrot her statement about my frivolous spending all the while she drops 30k on following BTS faggots around the world like a groupie whore.

To be honest I was actually going to replace her RX with a newer RX or a BMW x5 or a Mercedes GLE. I got sidetracked and ended up with a lezbaru. She wanted a Range Rover sport. I told her I have brain damage but I’m not fully retarded yet.

djstyles 02-27-2026 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9212621)
Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car.
There's a solution for THAT problem.............


https://i.postimg.cc/HsfjPhhd/Seinfeld1.gif

bcrdukes 02-27-2026 11:25 AM
hahaha Gool ol' Seinfeld. :D

RabidRat 02-27-2026 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9212621)
Wife is bitchy as always about me buying yet another car. Another “useless trash car” in her words.
Show her the Multi-Terrain Monitor.

"Oh my god, it has X-mode?!??!", is likely what she will say.

Mikoyan 02-27-2026 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9212610)
Gonna try these vanity plates
lezbaru
LuvLez
MuffEV
Carpet

Really like the MuffEV
So ba lo

Badhobz 02-27-2026 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RabidRat (Post 9212632)
Show her the Multi-Terrain Monitor.

"Oh my god, it has X-mode?!??!", is likely what she will say.
X mode is for when she needs to shut the fuck up

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b4c...a3a3e90a0.jpeg


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