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Badhobz 01-26-2025 06:32 AM

At my age none of that shit above sounds appealing.

Things I like

Take my convertible for a long drive somewhere SOLO

Eat at a nice quiet restaurant somewhere

Yell at kids both online and in person

Fight old ladies at t&t for discounted 1 claw crabs. That’s my crab you bitch !!!!!

Say as much racist / sexist shit and see if you can get away with it

Costco shopping and fighting people in the parking lot


I just noticed you don’t need basically any money to enjoy the shit above. So there you go kids, you can grind your ass off but if you become an old fart like me, you can save a lot by just toning down your expectations and lifestyle.

Oh somewhere up there is meeting up with friends to do something social but frankly it’s not that high on my list anymore.

bcrdukes 01-26-2025 08:02 AM

RIP Geriatric Motoring Club

The Club that achieves its objectives by not meeting.

Badhobz 01-26-2025 08:05 AM

YOU DIDNT CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE TO COMIC SANS YOU NON CLOWN!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU NOT have a geriatric FONT for our MOTORING CRUB!

I got T-shirts and a Club sign made already

https://i.postimg.cc/y896Pg2H/Whats-...t-09-16-15.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/15b5wcCB/Whats-...t-09-16-25.jpg

bcrdukes 01-26-2025 08:37 AM

can i lern to comic zans plz?

RabidRat 01-26-2025 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9163297)

At first squint on my phone, I thought that was a hooked dick coming out of a pair of nuts. I had to kind of hold it away, and down at an angle to see. Jeebus what's happening to me.

Badhobz 01-26-2025 04:05 PM

It’s a one handed walker with those 4 stability legs. Usually geezers put tennis balls on those legs so they don’t squeak or something

EvoFire 01-26-2025 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RabidRat (Post 9163322)
At first squint on my phone, I thought that was a hooked dick coming out of a pair of nuts. I had to kind of hold it away, and down at an angle to see. Jeebus what's happening to me.

That's a sign of getting old, where you need to pull things farther to see it.

Razor Ramon HG 01-26-2025 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9163329)
It’s a one handed walker with those 4 stability legs. Usually geezers put tennis balls on those legs so they don’t squeak or something

Lol, that's exactly what we did for my grandma

:lawl:

donk. 01-26-2025 06:05 PM

Spoiler!


Whats it like having friends that actually want to do said above items

:okay:

GS8 01-26-2025 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9163296)
RIP Geriatric Motoring Club

The Club that achieves its objectives by not meeting.

Now that the hostess with the mostest has entered chat, our first meet will be pretty simple:

First we go to local rave and serve the way less fortunate:



And then off to the park for exercise:

Spoiler!

jing 01-26-2025 07:31 PM

This is probably more accurate



68style 01-26-2025 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9163291)

Oh somewhere up there is meeting up with friends to do something social but frankly it’s not that high on my list anymore.

Words hurt :alone:

Mikoyan 01-26-2025 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9163329)
It’s a one handed walker with those 4 stability legs. Usually geezers put tennis balls on those legs so they don’t squeak or something

GMC: Four on the floor.

Badhobz 01-27-2025 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9163391)
Words hurt :alone:

i have to pretend to say that, because all you fuckers left vancouver.... sniff sniff.. im not crying, youre crying. :okay:


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Originally Posted by Mikoyan (Post 9163392)
GMC: Four on the floor.

Thats epic !

Gerbs 01-27-2025 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9163291)
At my age none of that shit above sounds appealing.

I think that's where me and AstulzerRZD's worries lie.

We wanna maximize life and enjoyment in the right pockets of time before our body is no longer able to do these activities or outgrow them and they're no longer enjoyable.

Y'all seniors be sending pictures of ABG's / Gym thotties, we're at the age where we are pulling them for the future spankbank

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Originally Posted by donk. (Post 9163348)
Spoiler!


Whats it like having friends that actually want to do said above items

:okay:

Idk, me 3-4 years ago would've never dreamed of having all this social access to do all these fun things. I seem to be lucky in running into good people the last few years.

Yesterday, I subbed for a sports team, met a Honda fan and we ended up running some loud and gay street pulls in the Honda. Reminded me of being 21 again :lawl:
Ended up getting re-invited to be a permanent member for their team haha.

CivicBlues 01-27-2025 09:31 AM

Whats with you GenZs obsessed with Min-maxing every aspect of your life? Life isn't a game it's not about racking up stats and XP points on spreadsheets. Just do what you enjoy, spend time with those who you like/love and fuck the rest. Lemme tell you this, life doesn't end at 40 - you choose the life you live. Maybe trying to "front-load" everything into your 20s will burn you out but I still enjoy going out and having fun times at my age. Sounds to me you're the ones wasting your life chasing some nebulous FOMO.

bcrdukes 01-27-2025 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerbs (Post 9163431)
I think that's where me and AstulzerRZD's worries lie.

We wanna maximize life and enjoyment in the right pockets of time before our body is no longer able to do these activities or outgrow them and they're no longer enjoyable.

I am curious if there is a list or matrix that exists somewhere that defines the criteria you guys speak to, and what the consequences are if you don't meet them by age "X."

You both have a lifetime ahead of you and there are no hard rules to come back to enjoy these things. Guys like Badhobz are complaining and discouraging because they're old and grumpy, and also richer than most of us. This is waht happens when you've done everything in a short amount of time. Everything becomes boring. Take what he says with a grain of salt.

bcrdukes 01-27-2025 09:35 AM

Oh and yeah, fuck you Gen Zers bunch of losers.

AstulzerRZD 01-27-2025 09:37 AM

life is all about trying, no?

There are so many things I thought weren’t for me until I gave them a shot. Hip-hop dance—who would’ve guessed? Went from fearing the club to being in the middle of the dance circle.

And my car? At first, I thought I'd be a slick back 6MT E46 6MT owner. But trying a convertible... I've got my road bike on the back, top down in the snow, introducing drop top experience to my friends.

But not everything lives up to the dream. Europe, for example—it’s romanticized, love recharging there, but living there? Eh, pas pour moi.

Still, some things take work. A dream road trip, building the perfect ride—they start to need planning in late 20s.

But that’s the beauty, no? The effort makes it worth it. Life is about trying, feeling, and finding what you really care about

AstulzerRZD 01-27-2025 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9163436)
Oh and yeah, fuck you Gen Zers bunch of losers.

it's the way we're cuspers, not even gen Z :pokerface:

CivicBlues 01-27-2025 09:37 AM

Badhobz definitely doesn't speak for the rest of us in his age cohort. Sorry buddy -much love but my body still works fine at 42. It might not be able to take punishment as much as I did in my 20s but I can probably still run a 5k out of bed, go on long hikes, play sports, etc.

If anything my mind is aging more I'm just sick seeing the shit happening with society over and over again so I'll gladly pay money to avoid such discomforts.

AstulzerRZD 01-27-2025 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9163434)
I am curious if there is a list or matrix that exists somewhere that defines the criteria you guys speak to, and what the consequences are if you don't meet them by age "X."

You both have a lifetime ahead of you and there are no hard rules to come back to enjoy these things. Guys like Badhobz are complaining and discouraging because they're old and grumpy, and also richer than most of us. This is waht happens when you've done everything in a short amount of time. Everything becomes boring. Take what he says with a grain of salt.

What hehe said was so real - I fear the window is closing.

It almost feels the the time to be chaotic and hoe around Europe is coming to a close
& people starting to care at what you already done/have a bit more.

Almost feels like now or never to take big risk with career/socially to set trajectory
Next thing I know I'll be 35 at a concert with my wife and sold my Ferrari engine for a Yamaha

underscore 01-27-2025 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CivicBlues (Post 9163433)
Whats with you GenZs obsessed with Min-maxing every aspect of your life? Life isn't a game it's not about racking up stats and XP points on spreadsheets. Just do what you enjoy, spend time with those who you like/love and fuck the rest. Lemme tell you this, life doesn't end at 40 - you choose the life you live. Maybe trying to "front-load" everything into your 20s will burn you out but I still enjoy going out and having fun times at my age. Sounds to me you're the ones wasting your life chasing some nebulous FOMO.

I know a few Millennials who are the same way. Getting older is realizing there's no actual age limit on things and ultimately life is a compromise. Your tastes are always changing and there's a good chance that later on you won't care about a lot of things you thought were so important when you were younger. So there's really no point in adding to much stress to it.

Badhobz 01-27-2025 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CivicBlues (Post 9163440)
Badhobz definitely doesn't speak for the rest of us in his age cohort. Sorry buddy -much love but my body still works fine at 42. It might not be able to take punishment as much as I did in my 20s but I can probably still run a 5k out of bed, go on long hikes, play sports, etc.

If anything my mind is aging more I'm just sick seeing the shit happening with society over and over again so I'll gladly pay money to avoid such discomforts.

:okay:

youre like the model geriatric motoring geezer.

Some of us dont plan on being around much longer past 65 okay? especially without any little hobzlets, ill burn this fucking candle out ASAP and go out with a bang surrounded by 10 blonde hookers and a mountain of coke.

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Originally Posted by AstulzerRZD (Post 9163441)
Next thing I know I'll be 35 at a concert with my wife and sold my Ferrari engine for a Yamaha

:QQ::QQ: thats rave you motherfucker!!! RAVE!!!!!!!!!!! :QQ::QQ:

unit 01-27-2025 09:46 AM

everyone says they dont wanna live past 60 till they are 55 and doing well and in good health.


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