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spoon.ek9 01-06-2026 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206647)
Well I decided to make a thing…

https://www.jxphotography.ca/

I don’t use social media but a bunch of these geezers and gezettes along the dyke keep asking me what sort of photos I’m taking, so I figure might as well showcase it with a website.

I figured your pronouns on the IG profile would have been: fuck you/fuck that!

bcrdukes 01-06-2026 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 (Post 9206848)
I figured your pronouns on the IG profile would have been: fuck you/fuck that!

His about me section is missing "I love analing blondes"

Badhobz 01-06-2026 03:21 PM

Should have just been a pornographer.

Badhobz 01-06-2026 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68style (Post 9206831)
What have I inspired you to do?

Anal blondes ?!

RabidRat 01-06-2026 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206647)
Well I decided to make a thing…

https://www.jxphotography.ca/

I don’t use social media but a bunch of these geezers and gezettes along the dyke keep asking me what sort of photos I’m taking, so I figure might as well showcase it with a website.

$5 for digital prints, or just right-click and save off revscene.net!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206647)
What makes you different?

I do not believe in any AI enhancement and/or generation. I think the work should capture nature and wildlife in its truest form.

Translation: "I can't be bothered to do touch-ups in post, so I'm just going to label that "INTEGRITY" and call it a day."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206647)
Do you do custom work?

Yes, depending on size and scope. Contact me for further details

Orly? Is the fee still $5 if we send you out on random photo quests??

Badhobz 01-06-2026 03:25 PM

You can contact me and I’ll tell you to go fuck your own hat. These templates are gay

RabidRat 01-06-2026 03:27 PM

What if somebody contacts you to photograph their wedding, would you do it

Badhobz 01-06-2026 03:28 PM

Fuck no. Photograph other people’s joy and happiness ?!?! Ewww gross. I’d only go to anal the bridesmaids and fight the groomsmen


This is me at weddings

bcrdukes 01-06-2026 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206911)
Anal blondes ?!

Waspy blondes to be precise!

EvoFire 01-06-2026 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badhobz (Post 9206910)
Should have just been a pornographer.

Then you'll be Jason00Hobz

Badhobz 01-25-2026 12:02 PM

I took these this morning. The entire dyke was covered in frost, and it was stunning.

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...g?format=2500w
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...g?format=2500w
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...g?format=2500w
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...g?format=2500w

bcrdukes 01-25-2026 03:44 PM

When are you going to feed it prime rib?

whitev70r 01-25-2026 03:50 PM

when are you going to catch one and eat it?

Nice lens, worth the $2K that you spent on it to get these pics.

Badhobz 01-25-2026 06:01 PM

Me never eat dog !

I’d let the dog eat me cuz I smell like bacon.

Remember toys, After I crash horribly in a beetle (taking out a bus full of nuns or something). Take my mangled corpse to the dyke and let the forest puppies do their work. Whatever you do, don’t listen to my wife. I don’t want my head in a jar or cryogenically frozen. She’ll nag me for all of eternity.

spoon.ek9 01-25-2026 06:13 PM

"the Canadian dingoes ate your hobzy"

Badhobz 01-25-2026 08:17 PM

I also took a picture of her taking a squat, but it seemed inappropriate to keep shooting while shes having such an intimate moment.

https://i.postimg.cc/FKhMFcDS/IMG-29...PRIME-XD2s.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/R0vkCfXT/IMG-29...PRIME-XD2s.jpg

poor fuzzy wuzzy.... not easy passing rodents that you swallowed whole. she stood there for like 5 minutes trying to push that little log out. all the while im like... uhhhh...... :pokerface: nature's majestic

77civic1200 01-26-2026 12:36 AM

[IMG]https://iili.io/fP5PEUF.md.jpg[/IMG]

Let me try your lens and I'll show you where to find these guys tomorrow

Badhobz 01-26-2026 07:28 AM

OHHH!!! ME WANTY!!! where is this!? and yes you can shoot with it.

77civic1200 01-26-2026 09:39 AM

They are in Maple Ridge, just off Neaves road near the aloutte river

Badhobz 01-26-2026 10:06 AM

wowowowow me go look! thank you


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