The Official Shit That No One Cares About, Thread

[bcrdukes]

[EvoFire]

Originally Posted by unit

when you say look at, do you mean just admire before you say goodbye or you mean like practically pick it apart?

If the colour and shape is good, you are typically ok. It's unlikely you'll glean much from picking a part anyways.

[spoon.ek9]

Originally Posted by unit

when you say look at, do you mean just admire before you say goodbye or you mean like practically pick it apart?

[roastpuff]

That's what the poop knife is for, right?

[Mikoyan]

Originally Posted by unit

ew just imagine if some poop fetish hacker got a hold of your turd photos

Good thing that shit is end-to-end encrypted.

[Manic!]

But who want's there shit on the cloud. If you have ever seen the movie hackers the main character who is a kid gets banned from being able to use a computer till his 18th birthday. We are coming to a point that one day all toilets will have a computer in them.

YouTube

There was also a company that maid a pet food dispenser. It got the current time from a server they ran. The server was down for 2 days and they did not tell anyone. So dogs went without food for 2 days.

[Eff-1]

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9

So accurate.

https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?si=BKEe_YTWgebwOZyt&t=78

[68style]

RS scat fetish wasn’t on my bingo card for this fall

[donk.]

Originally Posted by bcrdukes

Why do you know this lol

Probably has a cpap machine and this is just one more step towards being expired

[donk.]

Originally Posted by 68style

RS scat fetish wasn’t on my bingo card for this fall

You guys want RS bingo V3?
Fail this post 5+ times and il get it set up

[mikemhg]

Everyone should look at their poop.

Since I'm a standup wiper, I look at all my dumps.

[MG1]

https://www.reddit.com/r/halifax/s/bit3T1GGOc

So N. I. C. E.

[whitev70r]

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9

I do both depending on weather. The description says they're waterproof and breathable (probably impossible but that's what it says lol).

A bit late to the dance but found the answer to your problem ... . But then now you have another problem, where do you park this thing .. haha.

https://www.facebook.com/share/19fRdgtdpJ/

[Badhobz]

looks like a huge suppository

[SkinnyPupp]

Originally Posted by mikemhg

Everyone should look at their poop.

Since I'm a standup wiper, I look at all my dumps.

I had a debate over this with Joe Rogan on his forum back in the day, before he lost his mind

I had no idea people did that until he mentioned it, seems like you won't get very good access that way

[spoon.ek9]

yeah, that "vehicle" is way too big lol. maybe I should just modify a rascal or something

they see me rollin'...

[unit]

i thought wiping standing up was normal in this country. i know that in parts of europe wiping sitting down is more normal... then again europeans are dirty fuckers.

anyone in this thread who doesnt have a bidet yet needs to be studied in a lab. they've never been so accessible, affordable, and abundant, and they are easy to install. it's like the best quality of life to dollar spent ratio you will find anywhere.

i highly recommend buying a nice electric one for about $500 but even the $50 cold water ones are way better than smearing shit with a piece of paper

[whitev70r]

Originally Posted by bcrdukes

That is true. He's got a lot of young people taking his life's work to the next level.

I'm still genuinely curious about your DVD ROM.

Did not want to contribute anymore to the tangents of that 'other' thread .

DVD ROM works like a charm, part of an old school IBM refurb machine that I bought oh ... 8 yrs ago and still working. A tad slow but it just sits there in living space, off most of the time, but when you need an old school DVD played or burned ... it works, Win 10 built in software.

[RabidRat]

Originally Posted by unit

i thought wiping standing up was normal in this country. i know that in parts of europe wiping sitting down is more normal... then again europeans are dirty fuckers.

anyone in this thread who doesnt have a bidet yet needs to be studied in a lab. they've never been so accessible, affordable, and abundant, and they are easy to install. it's like the best quality of life to dollar spent ratio you will find anywhere.

i highly recommend buying a nice electric one for about $500 but even the $50 cold water ones are way better than smearing shit with a piece of paper

But doesn't the poop water splash everywhere and cause cross-contamination?!

[spoon.ek9]

I'd buy something at this price point:

https://www.aliexpress.com/p/tesla-l...SABEgLQVvD_BwE

too bad the ad looks sketchy af

edit: there's this one too!

https://flistar.en.made-in-china.com...d=1j8bnb0kk91b

[roastpuff]

Originally Posted by RabidRat

But doesn't the poop water splash everywhere and cause cross-contamination?!

Bidet taps the clean water supply....

[unit]

Originally Posted by RabidRat

But doesn't the poop water splash everywhere and cause cross-contamination?!

hmm not really no. i mean ive never tested swabs on a petri dish or anything but i don't think it's really a noticeable problem

[spoon.ek9]

I remember watching some TLC show about extremely frugal people and this one lady would hop in the shower quickly to clean herself with soap and water rather than waste money on toilet paper.

[unit]

i saw that one too lol. she was asian as well iirc

[spoon.ek9]

Yeah she looked Chinese lol. I'm sure she's thinking now, with all these bidet users "who's laughing now??"