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heard this from an ex-coworker when I was working at Orange Julius at the time: Coworker: "Hi!, sorry we only have Orange and Strawberry Julius left" Customer: "Oh ok, so whats the difference between an Orange and a Strawberry Julius?" Coworker: *facepalm* |
i wake up go to the kitchen my mom sees me and asks you awake already? i say no im sleep walking |
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Would you rather shit bricks or piss marbles? |
^^Wow thats a very touch choice LOL My friend asked me "Would you rather get fucked by an asian buy or give a black guy a bj?" |
" having dim sum?" asked by a friend whom just been sat down to the table right next to me in a Chinese restaurant .... "mmmm..." me looking blank with a half-biten shrimp dumpling still held between the chopsticks ... |
From a stupid American: Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels? http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/can...kel-beaver.gif |
Friend calls my house phone "Hey you home?" :facepalm: |
Would you like fries with that? jk. Friend calls me at 1 am, "Hey are you awake?" "I am now..." |
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hey, so are you arab? as im sitting and eating pancakes w/ bacon and ham at dennys at 3 AM in edmonton..... |
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Oh, the nostalgia. :fuckyea: |
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At least I can get surgery on my anus, but not really the other way around. |
Classmate: If blue whales are so big, wouldn't they fill up the entire ocean???? Class: *FACEPALM* |
I was at apple and overheard... Customer: Do you guys sell blackberry bold here? Employee: No, sorry sir, we only carry iPhones in our store. Customer: *Pauses* Customer: So can i get Blackberry here? Employee: Sorry sir, we only carry apple branded products (etc..) |
Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong... |
"Is the revolving restaurant the one that spins around?" Asked by an asian that's very blonde Posted via RS Mobile |
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Friend texts me, "what's your number?" |
Friend is testing out a manumatic car for the first time, pops it into manual and asks: "if I slow down, does it automatically downshift?" Tries it and voila, of course. Friend then asks: "if I speed up, does it automatically upshift?" **facepalm.jpg** |
Hey are there really smart people on revscene? |
ME: Oh a new product, im gonna try it. *buys it* before taking a bite/opening it Friend:Is it good? |
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The most annoying one to me: "Is that so?" |
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