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FlyNvBaller 06-14-2008 03:56 PM

You guys be the judge if this is a stupid question or not.

My friend asked me this question, she lives in north vancouver and I live in surrey.

Friend: "How long does it take to drive from Surrey to Langley??"

I wasn't really sure how to answer that question so I responded with a question myself.

Me: "How long does it take you to drive from North Vancouver to West Vancouver?

the_rickster 06-14-2008 05:47 PM

ex gf: how come there's so many washington plates around?
me: because we're in washington
ex gf: i thought we were in seattle?!?

dinamix 06-14-2008 06:21 PM

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question...4191359AAKb3iD

misbehave 06-15-2008 01:32 AM

i was at rogers, lining up by the counter area. n' then there was this caucasian guy behind me asking me RANDOM STUFF. so here goes,

him: taps on my shoulder* Hi!
me: hi...
him: where's rogers?
me:...right here?!
him: are you asian?
me:...uh yea.
him: ooo i see, i like your accent. were you born here?
me:...haha uhh, thank you. um yea.
him: yea well, you have this nice canadian accent. :)
me...umm okay? thanks again.

RANDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

monkey_trouble 06-15-2008 10:44 PM

at starbucks...working..

customer: dose latte have caffine?
me: yeah it does unless u want a steam milk

JudeChow 06-17-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veilside Ryder (Post 4027383)
i get that too.. a phone call @ my work place. and asks are u open today lol.. no i just like to come to work and close shop and sit.. for 8 hrs..

or i get ppl comming in my eyeglass store asking. " do u do watch repair?" WTF does it look like i sell watches??

or when i was working in overdrive.
"do u sell those N's u pot on the back of the cars?"


I believe in a lot of places in asia..watch repair people also fix glasses etc..and vice versa.....

JudeChow 06-17-2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey_trouble (Post 5900520)
at starbucks...working..

customer: dose latte have caffine?
me: yeah it does unless u want a steam milk

can't you make a latte with decaf??

c_loke 06-19-2008 11:35 AM

working at tsawwassen ferry terminal. (NOT on the ferry, but on the terminal)

while in the cafeteria,

lady: "how long is the ride to victoria"
me: "an hour and a half"
lady: "great, only 30 minutes before we get there"
me: ":confused:"

aznrsx1979 06-19-2008 01:58 PM

When I was working in Seattle, a coworker asked me what the weather was like in Vancouver. He had just moved there recently.

Coworker: What's the weather like in Vancouver?
Me: It's just like Seattle, not much different.
Coworker: Oh, I thought there were igloo's there.
Me: (Looking at him funny) Uhmm no, no igloo's. They're much farther north then Vancouver.

BlackZRoadster 06-19-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10W-30 (Post 5897882)
Bubble tea place in Richmond:

Me: Can I get a bubble milk tea please.
Waitress: Do you want bubbles with that?
Me: Huh? Yes...

bubble tea doesnt come with pearls its always extra for it

menu will say bubble tea varieties, refering to the shaken bubbles on top. pearls are extra so u failed at attempt

Chopstick 06-19-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster (Post 5906335)
bubble tea doesnt come with pearls its always extra for it

menu will say bubble tea varieties, refering to the shaken bubbles on top. pearls are extra so u failed at attempt

u fail! he asked for a BUBBLE milk tea if he just said milk tea, then he deserves to get kicked in the nuts but he didn't!

(x__x )Q=(o___o )Q
(x__o) Q(o___o)..
(x__x )Q=(>___< )Q

self - owning while trying to own someone is uber hurt!!

Alfred E Neuman 06-19-2008 03:51 PM

are you worry?

BlackZRoadster 06-19-2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopstick (Post 5906370)
u fail! he asked for a BUBBLE milk tea if he just said milk tea, then he deserves to get kicked in the nuts but he didn't!

(x__x )Q=(o___o )Q
(x__o) Q(o___o)..
(x__x )Q=(>___< )Q

self - owning while trying to own someone is uber hurt!!

From wikipedia: Bubble tea also known as boba, is a tea beverage that originated in Taiwan in the 1980s. The literal translation from Chinese would be pearl milk tea (traditional Chinese: 珍珠奶茶; Hanyu Pinyin: zhēnzhū nǎichá; Tongyong Pinyin: jhenjhu nǎichá). The word bubble refers to "bubbling", the process by which certain types of bubble tea are made, and not the actual tapioca balls).

trying to own someone after he owned sumone equals epic fail..

by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine

Chopstick 06-20-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster (Post 5906516)
From wikipedia: Bubble tea also known as boba, is a tea beverage that originated in Taiwan in the 1980s. The literal translation from Chinese would be pearl milk tea (traditional Chinese: 珍珠奶茶; Hanyu Pinyin: zhēnzhū nǎichá; Tongyong Pinyin: jhenjhu nǎichá). The word bubble refers to "bubbling", the process by which certain types of bubble tea are made, and not the actual tapioca balls).

trying to own someone after he owned sumone equals epic fail..

by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine

why do ppl think im gay cause i use faces... (>__<) u hurt my e mellow

XtC-604 06-20-2008 10:33 AM

IIRC, the "stupidest question" i've been asked is this topic...IIRC "stupidest" is not a word...

Noir 06-20-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZRoadster (Post 5906516)
by the way you fail at being a guy, are you a homo sexual, whats with those faces and keroppi shit? Im being serious, do you kno how gay you are? The only time i see those sanrio shit or those kinda faces are when i talk with girls on msn....u seriously scare me , unless ur gay, thats fine

+1. That and talking to oneself in the 3rd person is not funny either. I think he's trying too hard to be cute, in a forum primarily populated by the male gender.

Chopstick 06-20-2008 10:44 AM

(.___.)... maybe Chopstick should turn down the gayness to avoid having a new hole ripped (>_<)

q0192837465 06-20-2008 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopstick (Post 5907521)
(.___.)... maybe Chopstick should turn down the gayness to avoid having a new hole ripped (>_<)

NOOOOOOOOOOO, i love Chopstick, you should not change for the sake of satisfying a small portion of this community. No more Chopstick makes me sad :cry:

Chopstick 06-20-2008 11:00 AM

haha!

<^> (>____<) <^> fuck u msg length!!!

BlackZRoadster 06-20-2008 11:01 AM

^ you two go get a room

lgman 06-21-2008 02:42 AM

I worked @ Rush and I was asked one time "The game is too hard, can I get a refund?"

The same day some kid dumped 4 loonies in a machine when the sign clearly says "4 Tokens", I would have thought he was kidding when he put the 4th one in to show me "It's not working, see!" Most expensive MT2 game evr...

vmec 07-16-2008 08:42 AM

Them: "How old are you?"
Me: "23"
Them: "So you're going to be 24 next year?"
Me: "No, I'm going back to 21"
Them: "WHAT?!"
Me: no response.

the_rickster 07-16-2008 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XtC-604 (Post 5907512)
IIRC, the "stupidest question" i've been asked is this topic...IIRC "stupidest" is not a word...

actually, it is.

Kagemusha 07-16-2008 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vmec (Post 5946248)
Them: "How old are you?"
Me: "23"
Them: "So you're going to be 24 next year?"
Me: "No, I'm going back to 21"
Them: "WHAT?!"
Me: no response.

What they probably meant to ask is if you turned 23 this year or last year.

It would be like :

"How old are you?"
"I'm 29 right now"
"So you're 30 next year?"
"No, I turn 30 this September."

vmec 07-16-2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagemusha (Post 5946383)
What they probably meant to ask is if you turned 23 this year or last year.

It would be like :

"How old are you?"
"I'm 29 right now"
"So you're 30 next year?"
"No, I turn 30 this September."


No, these people mean "you're turning 23 on the next birthday you have..." If it were the other way- it would simply be "when is your birthday?"


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