^^ Agreed.

I used to get specific, going into engine size and model information but now I just say "Cruiser"

I look like a cruiser guy

wtf

you do do!

i guess because of ur previous sig, i always thought u looked like those guys in training day, but on a lime green pimped out bicycle with gold rims and white tires....

im not gonna say ur fatter than i thought cause u'll hurt me, so i'll just say i thought u were skinnier

(o___o)..

because Chopstick is full of stupid, 4 years ago, i pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. i realized after the 3rd time i said it, i was in the wrong fucking place

(>___<)

Hahah. Thats because on most pics posted of me on this site I -was- skinnier.

God bless fried chicken.



Back on topic with another call centre story:

Customer: Where are you from?
Me: I'm up here in Canada
Customer: Canada... y'all are communists, right?
Me:....what?
Customer: You know.. with that commie health care
Me: .....is that a serious question?
Customer: What?
Me: Is this a prank call?


I fixed the customer's issue and then got written up for that piece of dialog (performance assessment). Apparently asking someone too stupid to know about their neighboring country

I ride a red sport bike. That's all most people need to know. If they know bikes, they'll guess what bike and it'll go from there.

Love this thread!

Went to Europe few years ago..trying to haggle with a street vendor for some souvenirs in Florence:

Me: *points to hat* How muchIe?

Vendor: 10 euros

Vendor: But I geev you a goot deal ...TOO FOR 20 EUROS!

lulz

from an kia dealership locally, my friend was getting a used g35

my friend: sir, the tires are the other way around, these ones(pointing to the front tires) should be on the rear
salesperson: no no no no no, the wider tires should be in the front because the engine is in the front and its a fwd, more traction you knowww
my friend & me: @_@...........@_@

Your friend is hilarious.

Idiot:<insert any question here>
Me: <insert serious response, no sarcasm etc.>
Idiot:"really?"

Honestly, why ask "really", that IS such a stupid question.

I've stopped answering people when they ask "really?" or any other similar question that asks the same thing as their first question. I just ignore them and continue whatever I was doing.

Wow, I think I'm going to sig that.

I asked someone how many quarters are in a football game and they didn't know ;)

haha! u fucking guy

I get people looking over my bike (now old bike), and then ask what size the motor is...
this usually happens when they're by the tail section which has "750" on it in silver numbers...

Another one is what kind of bike is that?
A Suzuki GSX-R 750
Sweet! What size is the motor?

My mom phones home...

"Hey son, where are you at?"

me: = =

LOL no way!? haha

..........

(o_____o)!

Not a question I was asked but happen to my friend

friend - I just bought my bag from the LV store today
Jen - is it fake?
friend - ..... wdf?

That's more of a show of disbelief then an actual question.

Meet a friend at Tim Hortons while dressed for work in combats.

Friend (who knows I'm in the army): "Where you going?"

Here's another time hortons related stupid question

I was in the drive thru at time hortons getting my lunch. The employee asked me through the intercom:

"Is it for here or to go?"

Bubble tea place in Richmond:

Me: Can I get a bubble milk tea please.
Waitress: Do you want bubbles with that?
Me: Huh? Yes...

LB! some of yours crack me up!!

HAHAHAH hilarious stuff! keep them coming!!

But I've had : Do you lend out money here?? (i work @ a FI)

I plan to compile a big pile of call centre calls into one long sound file and post it when I'm done work next month. Some of these are just so http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsys...s/emot-aaa.gif that they need to be heard to be believed.

there was this one forum posting on a celica forum

guy A is trying to sell a part and lives in the states
guy B lives in Canada and wants to buy
guy C ... random guy asking questions

A: hey, so how much is shipping to Canada? I live in Alberta?
B: I live in Buffalo, I live pretty close to the to Canada, which province do you live in?
C: quotes guy B and ends with "?????wtf"
B: shut your trap, I know what I'm talking about. Province is what Canada calls 'city'."