From an American in California: "Is British Columbia in England?"


Customer at Canadian Tire: "Excuse me, how big is that Rubbermaid container on the top shelf?"

Me: "Well Ma'am, its about as big as it actually appears"

hahaha! friking hilarious!!! no, we live in purple barbie doll houses.. lol
i'm pretty sure every single country on the face of the earth has got houses...

hahahaha!!! i think she meant the measurements lol, but newayz.. it wasn't really the question that was funny, more like the way u answered it hahaha! ROFLMFAO!! XDXD :P

at work, it just happened to me today so thats why i remember it

man: this refrigerated smoked salmon expires a week from now, i want something that will last longer, no one will buy this, can you find newer ones?

me: actually ppl will buy this and we have no new ones, you can buy frozen or room temperature smoke salmon if you need something to last longer

man: i dont think so, but where are the other smoked salmons?

me: the middle freezer and the other is aisle 113

man: where's the frozen one and where's the room temperature one?

me: the middle FREEZER, aisle 113, the middle FREEZER, aisle 113

"Do tattoos hurt"
[sarcasm] No.... they feel like bunny rabbit slippers and a down comforter on a cold day. [/sarcasm]

Uhhh, i'm sticking needles repeatedly into your skin and making you bleed....my bet is your probaly gonna feel it a little!

when I was at work:

Me: eating my lunch and this co worker ask are u having lunch?

Me: slacking and surfing RS. Co-workers comes and ask "Are u slacking off"

Duh.

why is your door pink?

me- that was the color of the paint

hahah i like that one

when ppl ask me at work: "where are the pickles"
i answer: "down the pickle aisle"

you'd be surprised how many ppl it works on

Customer: Is this the digital camera department?

Me: <looks around surrounded by cameras and a huge sign above that says "Digital Cameras">

"Which state do you live in?"

Me: British Columbia, I moved back to Canada, we have provinces here.

"I don't know that state. What state are you in?"

Me: I live in British Columbia, Canada. I don't live in Seattle anymore.

This went on for a few minutes till she finally agreed to put British Columbia as a state. Then we argued on the postal code.

girl: Wheres the mcdonalds???

Me: Right behind u.

i had an american friend come over for 1 year but he was canadian born and he told me when he first went to the us the kids would ask him do u speak canadian and i think thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard

*phone ring*
me: "Hello?"
them: "Are you at home?"
me: "Did you call my house?" :P

durrrr..

I love that one ..... the answer is obviously do you speak american..... the only problem with that is that they will answer yes..... OMG its ENGLISH PEOPLE>>>>>>.

My best one...

A customer walks into my store where we have entrance and exit doors (located about 2 feet apart... I don't know why they did that, but they're clearly labelled). They shop aruond for a bit, they look confused, and finally approach me.

"How do I get out of this store?"

Um. How did you get IN this store?

And the most frequently asked stupid question: Can I return this pair of underwear? It didn't fit.

*facepalm*

my friend "what are you guys laughing about" (we were actually laughing at her)
us: "the cup" (sarcasm)
my friend: "whats so funny about the cup"

i mean seriously do girls act stupid for attention or are they just fucking STUPID??

i work in retail and some chick asked me "Do you guys accept canadian money?"

*Blank stare*

I get a million people asking me if I speak Chinese when I'm at work. There was this one lady that I just flat out starred at for like a minute before she just...left.

Oh, then there's

<point to price tag> "How much is this?"

ohh this happened to a friend, he was in the states and a woman asked where he was from, he answered Canada, and she said, i always wanted to go to Canada.

He asked, why don't you just go ?

And she answered, well i wouldn't know how to get around, i don't speak Canadian.

wtf.

My friend recently moved to the US and:

Person: Where are you from?

Friend: Canada

Person: Oooh do you know Sue?

Friend: ...

yah there's so many stupid questions you get when goin down to the states. this guy asked me if there igloo's in vancouver.

i wasn't sure if he was jokin but he sure looked like he was asking a serious question.

this one girl i worked with told me she got asked if she knew a guy named john when she went down to texas. funny thing was that she actually knew the guy named john the guy was talkin about.

Upon finding out I was born in Singapore..

"Do you speak Singaporean?"

No I speak english you idiot

Hey ! I know john too ! Big hockey player Mountie guy who wears a toque right ? Jeez..smal world.

:p

Here's one.

Are you asian?

I worked in a tourist shop one summer and alot of americans came in. The best question i was ever asked, and this guy was serious, Where can i buy some totem poll seeds? I couldn't answer i was so dumb-founded by his stupidity.