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Old 12-02-2005, 10:38 AM   #1
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Stupidest question you've ever BEEN ASKED.

Please read the thread topic carefully... This is about the stupidest question anyone's ever asked you!!

Mine must be this:

"The girl's got a hot ass, and I'm interested in her hot ass... Therefore, she must be interested in me too right?!?!"

.........HOW?!
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:15 PM   #2
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That's more stupid logic than it is a question, really...

How about when someone calls you up on your home number and then asks "Are you home right now?"
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:19 PM   #3
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^ haha actually people ask me that all the time cause i have call forwarding.
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:26 PM   #4
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try working retail -- doors closed, lights off, customer knocking on the window screaming 'are you open???'
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:46 PM   #5
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Worst one was?

I'm talking to someone on msn and he then phones me and asks if i'm at home? duh!

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Old 12-02-2005, 01:57 PM   #6
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Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)

5. Did you ride zebras to school,

4. Did you have pet lions

3. Did you have roads

2. Did you have Slaves

1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.

because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as

5. No but we did use them to pull the plow

4. Yes of course ..... dont you.

3. What is this road thing you talk of...

2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.

1. why do you think we have lions as pets......
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Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)

5. Did you ride zebras to school,

4. Did you have pet lions

3. Did you have roads

2. Did you have Slaves

1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.

because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as

5. No but we did use them to pull the plow

4. Yes of course ..... dont you.

3. What is this road thing you talk of...

2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.

1. why do you think we have lions as pets......
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:06 PM   #8
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Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)

5. Did you ride zebras to school,

4. Did you have pet lions

3. Did you have roads

2. Did you have Slaves

1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.

because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as

5. No but we did use them to pull the plow

4. Yes of course ..... dont you.

3. What is this road thing you talk of...

2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.

1. why do you think we have lions as pets......
Hahahaha that's awesome!
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i get that too.. a phone call @ my work place. and asks are u open today lol.. no i just like to come to work and close shop and sit.. for 8 hrs..

or i get ppl comming in my eyeglass store asking. " do u do watch repair?" WTF does it look like i sell watches??

or when i was working in overdrive.
"do u sell those N's u pot on the back of the cars?"
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Old 12-02-2005, 04:21 PM   #10
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you shoulda scabbed like a few from cars to sell them
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Old 12-02-2005, 04:39 PM   #11
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someone once asked me what the stupidest question ive been asked was.. hah
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:07 PM   #12
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a common question substitute teachers ask in school these days when they're taking attendance, " alrite, who's not here today?"
as if she's expecting an answer from the person who's not here?! then she/he will then follow that silence by.. alrite then, i guess everyone's here!
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:41 PM   #13
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"where is my key?"

flip the entire house over and it's in my hand
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Old 12-02-2005, 06:27 PM   #14
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"where is my key?"

flip the entire house over and it's in my hand
I didn't something similar..

I was on the phone with someone and then freaked out becaues i my phone wasn't in its recharing thing for my car and i kept asking shit wheres my phone?

Other person must have thought I was on crack.
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After dropping my drunk buddy off at his place and he's walking to his front door.. then he stops and turns around..

"dude did I leave my cell in your car?"

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" where the hell is my pencil ?!?!?!??! "

ppl start laughing

it's on your ear!

damn.. ^ is really really common!! happens to me ALOT!!
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" where the hell is my pencil ?!?!?!??! "

ppl start laughing

it's on your ear!

damn.. ^ is really really common!! happens to me ALOT!!
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:56 AM   #18
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back in high school i worked at tim hortons and this lady orders a ham sandwich. while im making it she ask if the ham is from a cow or a pig! hahaha omg that was sooo stupid.
another time this dude came up to me and orders a sprite and a coke. remember now, the lids are semi clear so its obvious which one was coke and which one was sprite. so i give it to him and he asked "excuse me which one is which?"
omg how stupid can some ppl be?
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mayb he was colour blind ? ? :shrug: ? u never know! haha
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Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny
silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for!
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fun with retail:

1 - Chinese customer points right at the ginormous price tag and asks "how muchie?" (yes I know 'how muchie' = 'gimme discount la?')

2 - I walk out of the store after closing, a customer tried to walk into the store and my coworker and I tell him "Sorry sir but we're closed" - the customer responds with "How come?"
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I work for the american side of fedex so I get A LOT.. today a guy wanted to pick up his package so I gave him the address and he started arguing with me saying they moved. So I say "okay I will place you on hold while I call and ask them".

Come back and tell him I was correct they are at that address.

Then he asks me if it is a building. I reply with "yes, it's a building. You open up the door, go inside and there are people right there at the counter". He didn't like that too much
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When i was travelling i met 2 girls from the OC in cali, and when they found out i was in vancouver, one asked me, do you canadians live in houses ?
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