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12-02-2005, 10:38 AM
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#1 | | VLS Barista Brat
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| Stupidest question you've ever BEEN ASKED.
Please read the thread topic carefully... This is about the stupidest question anyone's ever asked you!!
Mine must be this:
"The girl's got a hot ass, and I'm interested in her hot ass... Therefore, she must be interested in me too right?!?!"
.........HOW?!
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12-02-2005, 12:15 PM
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#2 | | The RS Freebie guru
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That's more stupid logic than it is a question, really...
How about when someone calls you up on your home number and then asks "Are you home right now?"  | |
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12-02-2005, 12:19 PM
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^ haha actually people ask me that all the time cause i have call forwarding.
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12-02-2005, 12:26 PM
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#4 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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try working retail -- doors closed, lights off, customer knocking on the window screaming 'are you open???'
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12-02-2005, 12:46 PM
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#5 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Worst one was?
I'm talking to someone on msn and he then phones me and asks if i'm at home? duh!
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12-02-2005, 01:57 PM
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#6 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)
5. Did you ride zebras to school,
4. Did you have pet lions
3. Did you have roads
2. Did you have Slaves
1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.
because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as
5. No but we did use them to pull the plow
4. Yes of course ..... dont you.
3. What is this road thing you talk of...
2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.
1. why do you think we have lions as pets......
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12-02-2005, 02:30 PM
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#7 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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| Quote: Originally posted by KinK
Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)
5. Did you ride zebras to school,
4. Did you have pet lions
3. Did you have roads
2. Did you have Slaves
1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.
because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as
5. No but we did use them to pull the plow
4. Yes of course ..... dont you.
3. What is this road thing you talk of...
2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.
1. why do you think we have lions as pets...... |   | |
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12-02-2005, 03:06 PM
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#8 | | VLS Barista Brat
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| Quote: Originally posted by KinK
Ok I Grew up in South Africa when I moved to North America I stayed in New York for 3 weeks.. some of the best ones are. (and remember these were asked seriously no joking....and most of them more than once)
5. Did you ride zebras to school,
4. Did you have pet lions
3. Did you have roads
2. Did you have Slaves
1. What did you do to the slaves when they tryed to escape.
because we got asked more than once we ended up coming up with answers such as
5. No but we did use them to pull the plow
4. Yes of course ..... dont you.
3. What is this road thing you talk of...
2. Yes how else would the lawn get cut.
1. why do you think we have lions as pets...... | Hahahaha that's awesome!
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12-02-2005, 04:03 PM
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#9 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie that I think I should sponsor
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i get that too.. a phone call @ my work place. and asks are u open today lol.. no i just like to come to work and close shop and sit.. for 8 hrs..
or i get ppl comming in my eyeglass store asking. " do u do watch repair?" WTF does it look like i sell watches??
or when i was working in overdrive.
"do u sell those N's u pot on the back of the cars?"
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12-02-2005, 04:21 PM
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#10 | | Bieksa eats bears for breakfast...
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you shoulda scabbed like a few from cars to sell them
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12-02-2005, 04:39 PM
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#11 | | I keep RS good
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someone once asked me what the stupidest question ive been asked was.. hah
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12-02-2005, 05:07 PM
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#12 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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a common question substitute teachers ask in school these days when they're taking attendance, " alrite, who's not here today?"
as if she's expecting an answer from the person who's not here?! then she/he will then follow that silence by.. alrite then, i guess everyone's here!
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12-02-2005, 05:41 PM
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#13 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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"where is my key?"
flip the entire house over and it's in my hand
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12-02-2005, 06:27 PM
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#14 | | I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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| Quote: Originally posted by asian_XL
"where is my key?"
flip the entire house over and it's in my hand | I didn't something similar..
I was on the phone with someone and then freaked out becaues i my phone wasn't in its recharing thing for my car and i kept asking shit wheres my phone?
Other person must have thought I was on crack.
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12-02-2005, 06:42 PM
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#15 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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After dropping my drunk buddy off at his place and he's walking to his front door.. then he stops and turns around..
"dude did I leave my cell in your car?"
"uh nope, its in your hand!"
"oh gotcha!"
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12-02-2005, 07:16 PM
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#16 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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" where the hell is my pencil ?!?!?!??! "
ppl start laughing
it's on your ear!
damn.. ^ is really really common!! happens to me ALOT!!
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12-03-2005, 12:18 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by wobuffet
" where the hell is my pencil ?!?!?!??! "
ppl start laughing
it's on your ear!
damn.. ^ is really really common!! happens to me ALOT!! | | |
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12-03-2005, 12:56 AM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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back in high school i worked at tim hortons and this lady orders a ham sandwich. while im making it she ask if the ham is from a cow or a pig! hahaha omg that was sooo stupid.
another time this dude came up to me and orders a sprite and a coke. remember now, the lids are semi clear so its obvious which one was coke and which one was sprite. so i give it to him and he asked "excuse me which one is which?"
omg how stupid can some ppl be?
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12-03-2005, 01:10 AM
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#19 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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mayb he was colour blind ? ? :shrug: ? u never know! haha
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12-03-2005, 01:45 AM
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#20 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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12-03-2005, 03:45 AM
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#21 | | I keep RS good
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12-03-2005, 12:09 PM
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#22 | | I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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fun with retail:
1 - Chinese customer points right at the ginormous price tag and asks "how muchie?" (yes I know 'how muchie' = 'gimme discount la?')
2 - I walk out of the store after closing, a customer tried to walk into the store and my coworker and I tell him "Sorry sir but we're closed" - the customer responds with "How come?"
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12-03-2005, 01:38 PM
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#23 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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| Quote: Originally posted by asian_XL
Was Jesus Christ a Christian?
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12-03-2005, 04:35 PM
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#24 | | VLS Head Mod
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I work for the american side of fedex so I get A LOT.. today a guy wanted to pick up his package so I gave him the address and he started arguing with me saying they moved. So I say "okay I will place you on hold while I call and ask them".
Come back and tell him I was correct they are at that address.
Then he asks me if it is a building. I reply with "yes, it's a building. You open up the door, go inside and there are people right there at the counter". He didn't like that too much 
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12-03-2005, 10:04 PM
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When i was travelling i met 2 girls from the OC in cali, and when they found out i was in vancouver, one asked me, do you canadians live in houses ?
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