cages save lives

http://ywnv.vidiac.com/video/e10f8c9...91017961d8.htm

Espically when your car dumps coolant under the tires at 117 mph. Im so glad he survived and walked away with only a sprained thumb. He used to bitch about that gage getting in the way. Now he's huggin the chassis builder.Its a good thing thoes concrete barriers moved so much too.

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dumped....

looks good adam!

PS sorry that I missed your call I woke up at 8... :p

I got out of the hospital!

yay to more surgury :D

you were in GP ?
jesus fuck man, you coulda msn'd me!

so you had it done eh? do they look/feel like the real thing?
( . Y . ) :p

Does anyone else have a cameraphone that end up taking 65 pictures of the inside of their pocket in a normal work day?

Two words that will remedy that:
Key lock

or else mine would do the same...i called someone in my pocket once.

I wish there were people in my pocket that I could call :(

we could get some serious IRL russian nesting doll action going here if des can find someone to fit in her pocket, since she's pocket sized herself (though it might be a squeeze if you factor in the boobies)
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7.5 hours on one shoutcast station so far and still goin.

so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.

geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"

adam: "We should find some girls that know what a bat'leth" - "Ya baby suck my bat'leth"

geoff: "I wonder if klingons dicks are ridged?"

:lol

:lol
:woot: Worked my last day of work before my europe trip today :D 2.5 months of freedom!

oh wtf, invite me lol

So Adam and I were sitting in CT waiting; I get a cell call, pick it up:

"Hi, this is ____ calling, just to say that your RX7 is ready"

"Uhhh thanks"

*waves*

Hi I'm right here

:lol

I wish my apartment would unpack itself. We finally got moved in, but now we're buried in boxes...

PS: does anyone have the CIV IV cds I can borrow? I seem to have lost my set in the move and I'm jonesin' to play a game...

haha sorry dude...barely ever on the computr0n anymore...working too much :( I'm in Countryside South...what about you?

haha I do that all the time...a couple of weeks ago I had an insane day at work...called my boss for some reason while running between assignments, got his machine and decided to just fawk it and toss the phone on the pass seat lol...so he got like a 2 minute message of me racing through the streets of GP and police scanner chatter in the background the whole time haha

hammer vs thumb results are in : hammer wins

has the nail turned that lovely shade of purply-black yet?

Found it while cleaning out e-mails...thought it was cute. Whateves

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5 . My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait til we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold? "

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

:haha: lolz...

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Wonder how many times he hit her face before getting that.

from my grandfather to you.

Finally found my niche

1. I worked for a Juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a so-so job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't really noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. I thought I could be a Secretary, but they told me I wasn't the type.

15. I tried being a lawyer, but that only lasted a brief time.

16. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I decided to quit because it was always the same old grind.

17. SO I TRIED RETIREMENT, AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Ahahaha awesome
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