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Are you asking me to get off yours? ;)

Nah, keep givin'r dude, it's cool.

what is bomb

I know, and I totally agree, but I don't care, I just need to be able to stuff someone in in a pinch, you know? I've had to go drop my gf off at home so me and my roommate can go grocery shopping. I'd prefer just to squeeze him into the back for the two minute drive.

ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, it'll probably work out. Keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention.

Yeah, she's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her.

We could set her up in one of these backstreet motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, and then turn these fucking pigs loose on her.

Oh, she's strong man. She'll hold her own.

Straight economics, man. This girl is a godsend. She could make us a grand a day. I figure she can do about four at a time. Keep her full of acid, it's more like two grand a day. Maybe three. Ha ha ha.

All right, listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some sort of towering, Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her into a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice of her little body, with his throbbing uncircumsized member!

Fuck, truth hurts. Yeah.

Well, you'll go straight to the gas chamber for this one. Even if you manage to beat that one they'll send you back to Nevada for rape and consensual sodomy.

No, she's gotta go.

Hmmm, posted on the wrong forum or taking some really good drugs at 11 in the morning. You decide. :p

My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap.

But, do you?

Sounds like a good way to raise funds for car parts. Saw the Rx-8 at Mazda today. 2 of 'em Red. Sweeet.

Is this not a reasonable place to park?

Dude, pass the dutchie to the left hand side. :)

God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it.

THAT WAS OUR COCAINE YOU DICK FUCKING PIG SWINE WHORE.

You fucking whore.

WTF are you guys on? Heres a sweet FC for you guys.:D
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I didn't Nark on NOBODY !!!!!! *Fn'FSmiley*

"You made me laugh out loud my friend. It was a deep belly laugh that made my huge cock rub up against my inner thigh and pull free from where I keep it teathered durring work to prevent the ladies from being distracted.

Now I have to go adjust my harness, thank you though, I needed the laugh."

"You make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off, I'll shove 'em up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin eyeballs, I'll send 'em to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for desert! Do you understand me?! You mother... fucker!"

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that was such a sexy car, i'm so sorry to hear that

that was heart breaking.. Let me know when your free next Ed ill head down and well do something..

That was a sexy car ed.Are you going to sell it as a parts car now?That driveline is a straight across swap with a NA S5 car but not a S4 with some serious harness rigging.Did you get hurt in that accident?

I now have a tiny little backseat! w00t!

Is it better than those storage bins?

Watching fat kids play DANCE DANCE Revolution at the mall is the best piece of entertainment ever. Jiggling back fat is hypnotic, like a lava lamp.