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A white dude walks into a washroom to take a piss. A year back he thought it would be a great idea to get his wifes name tattooed on his dick. "Maica" Theres a black guy in the stall beside him, and the white guy happens to take a glimpse of the guys cock. His cock also has "Maica" on it. "Oh your wifes name is Maica too?" And the black guy unrolls his dick and responds "No mon, Welcome to Jamaica." |
Heard this on the radio. It's an ad by Cabinets R Us. Not sure of exact words, but..... "My husband is a mannequin with one leg." "And????????" says the other person. "I can't stand him." Okay, it's a corny one, but it made me chuckle. Cabinets R Us is the place on Lougheed Hwy. In Burnaby that has mannequins on the sides of its building. |
COVI-19 jokes.............. laughter is a powerful thing. Makes women pee. Not squirt............ well, maybe. LOL |
Best pick up line I've seen so far: Eh girl, are you covid-19? cuz I would LOVE to flatten yo curves :smug: |
Best one I've heard is the one right here on RS. "Even the end of the world is Made in China." Need to give credit, but I cannot remember which thread. |
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staying at home saving for humanity? i stay at home to save myself!!! how am i able to save the humanity? Troll sentence: i install anti-virus into my body so my body is virus-free! :troll: |
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ignore the part on the right. couldn't find a clean version. https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content...19-608x318.jpg |
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Too easy, too easy......... |
A journalist, researching for an article on the complex political situation in Northern Ireland, was in a pub in a war-torn area of Belfast. One of his potential informants leaned over his pint of Guinness and suspiciously cross-examined the journalist: "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" the Irishman asked. "Neither," replied the journalist; "I'm an atheist." The Irishman, not content with this answer, put a further question: "Ah, but are you a Catholic atheist or a Protestant atheist? |
Bloody brilliant |
I was looking for that the other day. Friend messaged it to me............. funny as hell. There are a few different versions out there........... |
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hell is probably busy and even crowd there not even need to social distancing |
from the day i started watching porn my dick went skyrocketed... |
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championships. It’s on Paperview. |
For those who subscribe to the theory of Maslows pyramid, i thought this was pretty good. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOKWhdU4AIzlFM.jpg |
Have you guys heard of the new corduroy pillows? They’ve been making headlines. |
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Whole thing is funny, but the best punchline is at 3:16 |
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