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A white dude walks into a washroom to take a piss.
A year back he thought it would be a great idea to get his wifes name tattooed on his dick. "Maica"
Theres a black guy in the stall beside him, and the white guy happens to take a glimpse of the guys cock. His cock also has "Maica" on it.
"Oh your wifes name is Maica too?"
And the black guy unrolls his dick and responds "No mon, Welcome to Jamaica."
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I saw some bimbo live streaming her coffee order while standing in line. I wanted to slap the phone out of her hand and throw her into the bean grinder
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Gold is the money of kings;
Silver is the money of gentlemen;
Barter is the money of peasants;
But debt is the money of slaves.
-Norm Franz
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Order (of chinar made masks) arrived at Richmond already. Not sure if I can get it today. Since they can't really get into the building without a fob...
No shortage here.............
Too easy, too easy.........
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
A journalist, researching for an article on the complex political situation in Northern Ireland, was in a pub in a war-torn area of Belfast. One of his potential informants leaned over his pint of Guinness and suspiciously cross-examined the journalist: "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" the Irishman asked.
"Neither," replied the journalist; "I'm an atheist."
The Irishman, not content with this answer, put a further question: "Ah, but are you a Catholic atheist or a Protestant atheist?
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Gold is the money of kings;
Silver is the money of gentlemen;
Barter is the money of peasants;
But debt is the money of slaves.
-Norm Franz
For those who subscribe to the theory of Maslows pyramid, i thought this was pretty good.
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Gold is the money of kings;
Silver is the money of gentlemen;
Barter is the money of peasants;
But debt is the money of slaves.
-Norm Franz
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