I miss my friend Cliff
He got pwnd by a Sandra
He hung up on me

I hate you so much
Why can't you just understand?
I just like to eat!

At REVscene phone meet
We are here having burgers
Missing out you are

Haiku (俳句 ,haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 morae (or on), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7 and 5 morae respectively[1]. Haiku typically contain a kigo, or seasonal reference, and a kireji or verbal caesura. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to parallel the three metrical phrases of Japanese haiku[2]. Previously called hokku, haiku was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.

俳句，日本古典短诗，由17字音组成。原称俳谐（也写为诽谐）。俳谐一语来源于中国，大致与滑稽同义。它在 日本，最初出现于《古今和歌集》（收有“俳谐歌”58首），至江户时代(1600～1867)则有从“俳谐 连歌”产生的俳句、连句、俳文等。

If you looked it up
You don't need to post that here
Just write a damn verse

Guess it's been proven
Kardboard knows his Haiku shit
People, just bow down!

O rly? That's cool
But a guru I am not
Just some dumb poser

When my turbo spools
And my boost gauge reads 2 BAR
See you later bitch.

Your turbo timer
Somehow amuses me much
I am a car n00b?

-_-

maybe i'm dumb for this

Are you fucking dumb?
If you have time to post that
Why not just make one?

k-twenty-ehhh rocks
I will buy you a coffee
The next time we meet

Six hundred pics
Twenty-one em-pee each one.
No more space.

What, your Flickr Pro?
Just go to N-C-I-X
Buy a new hard drive

yes, i'm fucking dumbs

yes, you're fucking dumbs
why yes, you are fucking dumbs
i just made haiku :D

Bald man with crossed arms
At the top of haiku zen
Insults are funny.

:D

I was just kidding,
So don't be too serious
I love you bratha


hHAHAHA fuck that's gay..

This G be humble
Spreading love like a hero
Or some sort of thing

i odn't want to make one
make another failure one

Time for you to think
That is, if you are able
Haiku now or else

rick roll astley say
never gonna let you down
he went to downtown

thats bad man rude boi
suck my fucking vag you cunt
thats rite how we do

Now I am hungry
Want to go to MacDonald
But have no money

Today is good, yo!
McHappy Day charity
Will make you feel great