hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
roll on floor laughing

Look what I found while digging through my old documents:

Computer Haiku


In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: each poem has only 17 syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan.


(Aren't these better than "Your computer has performed an illegal
operation"? )

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Sitting at Starbucks
Writing school paper on Mao
Many dead Chinese there

HAHAHAHAHA
I just saw your sig, you dolt
That is too funny

You are super slow
That was up a month ago
How now brown cow-wow?

Im masturbating
While everyones asleep
I cum in my eye

u guys should switch it up.
instead of 5-7-5, try 3-4-3 or 2-1-2 or something.
awsome thread!

Switch format?
Are you crazy?
That's so dumb!

Are you not well read?
A haiku is set like that
No, seriously

It's time to bump it,
This thread that I rarely,
post so here you go

I forgot this thread
This amazing haiku thread
I will revive this

Stop masturbating
An article proved it so
Fuck, I get cancer

If I get cancer
I don't care cause it is fun
Don't hate, Masturbate

It is two sixteen
Time for me to sleep right now
I must stop posting

Here are some Masters
Of the old, old art of Haiku
Thanks for the thread bump :D

Printing business cards
Moo dot com seems to be good
Can someone chime in please?

That is not Haiku
You were close but no cigar
But good attempt though

Moo dot com is good
Ask Matsuda and Mana
They have both used it

My friend bought a car
Named it "Black Betty," 'tis true
I name mine "LOLvo"

:lol

I raced a Lexus
It raped my honda cvic
But it's an SI!!?!>!

Can barely believe
How much win has been posted
I read this whole thread?

This thread you must read
Twice, thrice, the times you will see:
Here, we are losers

:lol

Pacific Standard
Ooops Time does not fit that line
I miss Vancouver

My car will not start
It has been towed to North Van
Now I have to bus.

At the mercy o'
TransStink and its proletar-
-iot chariot

The rain still falls down hard
My fucking socks are damn wet
In my god damn shoes

i ate too much food
it was some korean food
now i cant study

i like ur domo
wherever did u get it?
refridgerator

i ordered ten cards
with a pick up line on each
yay for free shipping