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-   -   The : I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku. Thread. (https://www.revscene.net/forums/573731-im-bored-lets-make-haiku-thread.html)

roastpuff 05-25-2009 09:35 PM

Just played ultimate
Three hours running back and forth
Tired of losing.

roastpuff 05-30-2009 11:03 PM

Magic Drainpipe
How you complete my life
I love you so much

+Kardboard+ 05-30-2009 11:33 PM

Marié Digby
Frakking hawt and talented
I'd hit that quite hard

:lol:lol:lol

slammer111 06-08-2009 05:29 PM

You guys are losers,
All of you have too much time.
Oh wait, so do I. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by k20a (Post 6437112)
My dinner tonight,
Just sucks so much balls again
aw man this sucks

K 20 my friend,
That is not a true Haiku,
Go take Engrish class. :lol

+Kardboard+ 06-08-2009 05:40 PM

Our old squadron rocked
Ah, indeed those were the days
Why am I not Chief?

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

slammer111 06-08-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ (Post 6456924)
Our old squadron rocked
Ah, indeed those were the days
Why am I not Chief?

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

I remember you,
Had potential in Cadets,
Guess they screwed you too? :p

+Kardboard+ 06-08-2009 05:43 PM

I made it to Chief
But it was just too short, la
Oh well, I'll return soon?

:p

k20a 06-08-2009 05:51 PM

I ran thirteen seconds
Now I will run a fast time
Here I come twelve secs

slammer111 06-08-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ (Post 6456930)
I made it to Chief
But it was just too short, la
Oh well, I'll return soon?

:p

That's not a haiku,
Your last line is much too long.
At least you made Chief.

+Kardboard+ 06-08-2009 06:09 PM

So you are running
Less. I think that's not the point
Go out to track NAO

:lol

skyxx 06-09-2009 01:39 PM

A Man, A screwdriver
A Screwdriver and a Man
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

+Kardboard+ 06-09-2009 02:03 PM

OK, what the eff
Points for non-haikus right now
Ha ha just kidding

:p

slammer111 06-09-2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k20a (Post 6456936)
I ran thirteen seconds
Now I will run a fast time
Here I come twelve secs

This one's also wrong,
Haikus are 5-7-5.
How will you get girls? :)

So many are wrong,
In the Haiku thread above,
Makes me wanna hurl
:cry:

+Kardboard+ 06-09-2009 02:28 PM

You, Haiku Nazi
Running me out of a job
I will avenge me

slammer111 06-09-2009 02:32 PM

Found my role in life,
Also easy way to boost
Up my post number. :D

+Kardboard+ 06-11-2009 12:41 AM

Please no post-padding
Or else I might be hatin'
Cuz you be rollin'

k20a 06-11-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6458194)
This one's also wrong,
Haikus are 5-7-5.
How will you get girls? :)

So many are wrong,
In the Haiku thread above,
Makes me wanna hurl
:cry:

Ok then Slammer
Since you are the Haiku guy
Here you go fucker

+Kardboard+ 06-11-2009 01:12 PM

What the flippin' heck
He is only the Nazi
Haiku Master here

:D

SpuGen 06-12-2009 03:45 PM

Pulled over today
Was watching porn stopped at light
Cop took the disc hah

k20a 06-13-2009 05:00 PM

That's too bad SpuGen
How about you hook me up with
Some of that good porn

So that we can talk
On REVscene dot net in the
Not Work Safe Forum

k20a 06-15-2009 12:22 AM

It is so funny
That no one is replying
To this thread haha

Is it because that
I am writing more than one
Haiku at once?

slammer111 06-15-2009 12:41 AM

This has gone too far.
I will now revive this thread.
Haikus for teh win!

+Kardboard+ 06-15-2009 07:34 AM

RS Haiku Krew
slammer, k20, +Kardboard+
Only us be, yo

skyxx 06-15-2009 02:53 PM

I will get revenge
All of you with this Haiku
When I'm done, I win

+Kardboard+ 06-15-2009 04:07 PM

That poem now
Had so much potential la
But then fail jor wor


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