Kardboard, watch your lines.
Your last poem was not proper.
Must keep up your skills.

Skyxx wants to compete,
It'd be fun to pwn him but,
Should we let him in?

I blame my phone's brain
For it AutoCorrects, eh?
Annoying as hell

Your phone is advanced,
My POS phone drops calls
So ghetto it sucks ><

Post count going up
Faster than a rice rocket
Hope I don't get points..

You are all jealous
Of my Haiku awesomeness
I am a master

:D

Let's see what you've got.
Maybe you have friends helping
You type all these poems ><

;)

Or you have no friends,
And are paying some Artsy
To not be useless ><

Artsy has no job,
Getting kicked out of his house,
At age 35.

For once in his life,
Artsy's bank account now has
More than 5 dollars.

What should he do now?
Should he buy some shaving cream,
Or a nice burger?

Instead the Artsy,
Buys himself a nice ballpoint
What an idiot.

He sits there hungry,
Looking to get inspired,
The pattern repeats.

Thank goodness for those,
Or I'd have nobody to
Scan my bag of chips. :)

But now the Artsy,
has more than 2 bucks in bank,
Writing poems for Skyxx.

You just made me laugh
I am writing this myself
Can I join this crew?

Yes, I have no friends
This is very sad of me
But who cares it's cool.

:p

Welcome to the club,
The 4 Masters of Haiku,
Policing this thread. :)

Don't let your guard down,
Many people on RS
Can't write proper poems ><

Skyxx and k20,
+Kardboard+ Slammer111
We're the Haiku 4. :D

My name is not Styxx
But that is okay, my friend
We are still the best

Sorry that's my bad,
I just corrected my poems,
Changed the T's to K's. :)

This thread is now win
Not like it wasn't before
Just more so than then

I smell yumminess
It's black sesame paste yum
I want some right now

LOOOL, LMFAO!!

LMFAO

So how the fuck man
Am I suppose to pronounce
Your name +Kardboard+

I told you Slammer
You are the pro of Haiku
Now let this be cool

I do not think that
I will be able to catch
Up to all the posts

Easy to pronounce
"Plus" signs are just for garnish
Silent like knight's "K"

Things are all cool mang,
Thread is now full of pwnage,
Epic for teh win.

I need to go sleep
Do As Infinity rocks
New song on repeat

We need more poets
Preferably female ones
Because that's smexy

Chicks won't be found here
RS is a sausagefest,
Might as well turn gay ><

HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA

You are blind, foolish
Hope comes and goes like the tide
Or is it just us?

Burning thirty discs
Inkjet printable media
Fumes making me very high.

Eating my strange lunch
Salmon hot dog melt is good
But made a boss LAWL

Your stig avatar
Is quite amusing to me
It is full of win.

Why thank you, good sir
Stiggy is back with the crew
This coming Sunday

:D

Yesterday was sad
The passing of a legend
Tormented guy, eh?

:(

N97
I haz one, +Kardboard+ doesn't.
I suck at Haikus.

N-Ninety-Seven
It needs to come in red now
Then I will buy, yay

Wow I'm so happy
I have two days off this week
Excluding Sunday