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Old 07-31-2009, 11:39 AM   #76
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Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes

lol...that was easy
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Old 07-31-2009, 12:32 PM   #77
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think this line works for anyone?

depends on what kind of guy you are. if you're sexy and got game, then this should work wonders.

if you're just randomly txt'n a buncha girls with "can i tap that?", then you're just gonna come off as a creeper for sure.


and i'm sure the girls who succumb to that bullshit line is just another fugly slut who couldn't get dick otherwise.


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Old 07-31-2009, 12:35 PM   #78
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epic wins, will try this later and post back
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:30 PM   #79
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lulz...
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Her: wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: oh shiiattttt
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:51 PM   #80
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:19 PM   #81
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In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:28 PM   #82
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k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when are you going to let me tap that?

She says:
LMFAOO !
OMG
*insert my name*333

k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
*insert her name*3333

She says:
OMGGGG
HOW ARE YOU ?!
where have you been in all my life ?!

k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
Right here! Waiting for you

She says:
haha
awww ;]
smoooooth , i like ;]

k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when am I going to get some of that?

She says:
LOL
ha
when you`re in the states ;]
DUHHH homie ;]

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I'll hold you to that one

She says:
HAHA
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:43 PM   #83
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In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...
lol too hot to tap?
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:08 PM   #84
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k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
So when are you going to let me tap that?

She says:
LMFAOO !
OMG
*insert my name*333

k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
*insert her name*3333

She says:
OMGGGG
HOW ARE YOU ?!
where have you been in all my life ?!

k|Spec ˇ´¯`ˇ- Kanagawa Stunt Team says:
Right here! Waiting for you

She says:
haha
awww ;]
smoooooth , i like ;]

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So when am I going to get some of that?

She says:
LOL
ha
when you`re in the states ;]
DUHHH homie ;]

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Old 07-31-2009, 03:23 PM   #85
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In this weather, I don't feel like tapping...
is there something wrong with u boy?
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:28 PM   #86
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Me: hey
Me: So when do I get to tap that?
*long pause*
Me: I guess that's my answer...
Her: lol
Me:
Her: well... i'm trying to be a 'good girl' lol
Me: How's that working out for ya
Her: so far, it's been pretty good
Me: So, no tappage?
Her: unfortunately... no
Her: sorry
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:38 PM   #87
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Žaymond: so when can i tap that
Girl: tap what!!!!
Žaymond: you know tap that ass
Girl: anytime lol
Žaymond: How about now?
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:48 PM   #88
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this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down

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Old 07-31-2009, 03:50 PM   #89
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Me: hey
Me: So when do I get to tap that?
*long pause*
Me: I guess that's my answer...
Her: lol
Me:
Her: well... i'm trying to be a 'good girl' lol
Me: How's that working out for ya
Her: so far, it's been pretty good
Me: So, no tappage?
Her: unfortunately... no
Her: sorry
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Žaymond: so when can i tap that
Girl: tap what!!!!
Žaymond: you know tap that ass
Girl: anytime lol
Žaymond: How about now?
what a difference

raymond got it so easy hahahaha
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:09 PM   #90
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Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: lol wtf
Me: when?
Him: um never?
Me: awwww =[

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Me: [name]! Baby! When you gonna let me tap that huh?
Him: Right now would be an amazing time!
Me: Ok! See you shortly!

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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that
Her: You wanna tap what now? so confused???
Me: You know, tap that
Her: i didn't know you a) had a penis and b)swung that way

no reply from me since I couldn't stop laughing.

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Old 07-31-2009, 05:24 PM   #91
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So this morning i was txting her, and so i've decided to pull another RSLOL thing....
blah blah blah blah... here is where it gets interesting..

me: im actually in bed.. lol
her: What?!?!?! its 1pm!!! let's switch lives! i have to do the laundry haha
me: LOL sucker. got a lot of them dirty underwear eh?
her: EWWWW no! but i bet can find lots in your pile of clothes! dirty boy
me: Lol that actually means im clean cz i change em often!! ha! u fell for my trick question! meaning u re use yurs over n over again!! tsk tsk
her: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SHUTUP not true!
me: Bahhahahaahahha caught red handed..! bet u were like " oh fuck wth! he knows now!"
her: hahaha no! tats gross i so do not do that. you're disturbing.
me: lol. its ok *name*, your secret is safe with me.. for now >: )
her: shut up jerk! keep sleeping im gonna murder u in your sleep!
me: hahahah hey do u kno what revscene is?
her: Yeah i do why
me: Do u go on and read the stuff?
her: Nope i don't. is there something interesting on there?
me: no just wondering...
me: Oh ya, can i tap that?
her: Hahaha so random why would u wonder about that
her: tap what? youre such a loser
me: tap... that. lol
me: can i take your silence as a yes, come here baby?
her: no! what are u talking bout? are we even speaking enlish right now?
me: lol wut? so can i tap it?
her: tap what? k im gonna stop talking to u, u make no sense!
me: lol tap your ass..?
her: How bout i kick ur ass
me: lol aw common. lemme tap that shit@!!!! lol
her: no! your sick bye!
me: LOL your boring... and im a failure
her: hahahhaa well u should alrdy determine its a failure even before attemping to do it. caamon like do u own a mirror? who would want to tappppp that? seriously look at yourself
me: everyday when i look in the mirror i pop a boner.. thats where my morning wood comes from...
so when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: hahaha ohh man i so do not want to continue this disturbing convo. like seriously its sooo sick hahah i don't wanna picture it
me: looool! ya u go n try to stop imagining me posing in front of the mirrior with my clean underwear. hahahah fuuuuck its hawwt!!
her: stop swearing!! i retired from swearing your becoming a stumbling block =(
me: what? retired from swearing....? i feel bad for your tounge
her: Lol no its actually pretty good =) try it =) anywhooo im gonna do the laundry now smell ya later stinky poo
me: holy cow u are a slow cow.. lol ok ttyl

i got owned... and shes a cutie too... fml
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Old 07-31-2009, 05:28 PM   #92
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me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too


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me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ass?
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

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Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.



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Old 07-31-2009, 05:45 PM   #93
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Me: so when can i tap that?

Her: this weekend

Me: DONE

true story!
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Her: this weekend

Me: DONE

true story!
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Old 07-31-2009, 06:18 PM   #95
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Me says:
Hey Hannah

Hannah says:
yea??

Me:
Can I tap that?

Hannah says:
BAHAHHAHA
WHAT ?
lol

Me says:
So can i tap that?
What's with this silence? I'll assume it's a yes.
I'll pick you up in 10

Hannah says:
lol
in 10 ??
O_O

Me says
So can i tap that?

Hannah says:
sure
-.-

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looks like the direct method works after all
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Me says:
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Hannah says:
yea??

Me:
Can I tap that?

Hannah says:
BAHAHHAHA
WHAT ?
lol

Me says:
So can i tap that?
What's with this silence? I'll assume it's a yes.
I'll pick you up in 10

Hannah says:
lol
in 10 ??
O_O

Me says
So can i tap that?

Hannah says:
sure
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think this line works for anyone?

depends on what kind of guy you are. if you're sexy and got game, then this should work wonders.

if you're just randomly txt'n a buncha girls with "can i tap that?", then you're just gonna come off as a creeper for sure.


and i'm sure the girls who succumb to that bullshit line is just another fugly slut who couldn't get dick otherwise.


good idea 3xtra, you're the official go-to guy for repelling hot girls.
yea bro, keep riding my cock.
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:24 PM   #100
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Me: so...... ella
ella: so..... waylen
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
ella: HAHA, you already did, i'm preg remember?
Me:right.....
ella:

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