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10-01-2009, 03:05 PM
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#276 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by 1337 me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end | Using the word noob pretty much guaranteed it wont work.
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10-01-2009, 03:11 PM
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#277 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by 1337 me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
/end | haha havent actually laughed out loud on rs for so long
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10-01-2009, 11:21 PM
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#278 | MoD
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Originally Posted by penner2k Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..
Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.
Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb. | What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.
But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though.
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10-02-2009, 09:19 AM
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#279 | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by TOS'd Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD. | What am I his pimp now?
Last edited by JDął; 10-29-2009 at 12:51 AM.
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10-26-2009, 10:49 PM
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#280 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by k2_alpha What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.
But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though. | Are you sure man, that's not what I heard. LOL |
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10-26-2009, 10:57 PM
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#281 | Banned By Establishment
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her: When you gonna let me tap that?
me: Stop texting me
her: why you shutting me out of your life
me: fml
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10-26-2009, 11:47 PM
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#282 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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^^ i think u mixed up your self and her
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10-27-2009, 05:26 PM
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#283 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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me: can i tap that?
her: hey babe, sure right or left?
(alittle confussed to what she meant, possible titty fuck)
me:all the above
her:Muhahahaha
me:i also need pics before i get there
her: sure should i say with love (insert name)
me: damn ok lol
her: u better not be playing im worked up
me: be there after work
thanks you rev scene mobile!!!
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10-27-2009, 05:58 PM
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#284 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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me: when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: when YOU gonna let me tap that?
me: shit...
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10-27-2009, 06:09 PM
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#285 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Texted my best friend >.<
When you gonna let me tap that?
Neverr, stop it...
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10-27-2009, 07:23 PM
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#286 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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So I opened this thread and the ad was for "textdating.ca"
I'm pretty sure the chick on teh right is a tranny
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10-27-2009, 07:46 PM
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#287 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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LOL WIN
★ da.niu says:
[name]
X says:
heyy wats up?
★ da.niu says:
ey girl when you gonna lemme tap that?
X says:
LOL when do you wanna "tap that"? ^~
★ da.niu says:
time + place 8D
X says:
your call
★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
X2 says:
hey daniel whatsup?
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X2says:
just listenin to some miley , bout u ?
★ da.niu says:
not much
so X2
when you gonna let me tap that?
X2 says:
wtff u highh ?! o.o
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell i dont do drugs
so when you gonna lemme tap that?
X2 says:
......uh neever
★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
i mean
sup don
X3 says:
LOL
heyy LAM
(:
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X3 says:
Deciding whether to deactivate facebook or not
LOL i think its facebook thats bombing my marks.
xD
★ da.niu says:
ooo wth haha
you know what wont bomb ur marks?
X3says:
WHATT?
★ da.niu says:
if you lemme tap that
forreal
when you gonna lemme tap that?
X3 says:
wut?
LOL
*does not understand*
★ da.niu says:
when...are you...gonna lemme tap THAT?...*points at pic*
[name[?
X3 says:
LOLOL lameee
★ da.niu says:
what?
X3 says:
you
★ da.niu says:
why?
X3 says:
i still dont get this tapping nonsense. Guys always go around , or even girls and go all "U WANNA TAP THAT?"
and im like
wtf does that mean
LOL and they just laugh at me.
dayummmmm
★ da.niu says:
have u heard the term "tap dat ass"?
X3 says:
LOL are u hacked?
i mean
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell
X3 says:
youre not lam
LOL
★ da.niu says:
yea i am
angela says:
oh
ok then
LOL FCK OFF
jkjk
★ da.niu says:
im just asking when u gonna lemme tap dat?
X3 says:
oh
hmm
never
Last edited by danizer; 10-27-2009 at 10:01 PM.
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10-27-2009, 08:43 PM
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#288 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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LOL is this "angela" a fob chick?
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10-27-2009, 10:01 PM
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#289 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by ilvtofu LOL is this "angela" a fob chick? | lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P
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10-27-2009, 10:10 PM
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#290 | :inoutugh:
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You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time!
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10-28-2009, 07:51 AM
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#291 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by TOS'd You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time! | |
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10-28-2009, 11:32 AM
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#292 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by danizer lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P | Not a loss, you'll probably get stupider tapping that.
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01-10-2010, 06:41 PM
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#293 | Oh goodie, 5 posts already!
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Originally Posted by billboa Nicole
August 5 at 11:51pm
Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused
Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud
Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.
Nicole
ya lol
Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today
Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing
Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?
Nicole
Ha never! you should come over around 6?
Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home
Nicole
ok come to the back again
Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya
Nicole
Ha Ha
faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol. |
Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages....
Im a girl but heres my convo
Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly
Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused
^ What a fag haha
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01-10-2010, 06:42 PM
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#294 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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you must be ugly
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01-10-2010, 06:54 PM
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#295 | Banned (ABWS)
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LAWLS
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01-10-2010, 06:54 PM
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#296 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by BlackR32 Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages....
Im a girl but heres my convo
Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly
Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused
^ What a fag haha |
post pics of yourself????
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01-10-2010, 09:33 PM
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#297 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by BlackR32 Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages.... | HAHAHA OWNED. ROFL.
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01-10-2010, 09:46 PM
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#298 | Oh goodie, 5 posts already!
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Originally Posted by Soundy HAHAHA OWNED.
ROFL. | Haha it was actually the convo my roomate had with her bf... hes kinda a douchebag lol
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01-10-2010, 09:53 PM
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#299 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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this whole thread is a win
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01-10-2010, 11:12 PM
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#300 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I'm gonna tell a girl to let me Poop back and fourth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk |
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