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Old 10-01-2009, 03:05 PM   #276
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me: Hey
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me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
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Using the word noob pretty much guaranteed it wont work.
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:11 PM   #277
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me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:21 PM   #278
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Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..

Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.

Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb.
What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.

But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:19 AM   #279
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Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD.
What am I his pimp now?

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Old 10-26-2009, 10:49 PM   #280
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What I meant by clued in, is she reacted like she clued in.
The girl played along the entire time and pretended to be offended.

But yeah, your right about the number thing.
All in good fun though.
Are you sure man, that's not what I heard. LOL
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:57 PM   #281
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her: When you gonna let me tap that?
me: Stop texting me
her: why you shutting me out of your life
me: fml
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:47 PM   #282
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^^ i think u mixed up your self and her
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #283
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me: can i tap that?
her: hey babe, sure right or left?
(alittle confussed to what she meant, possible titty fuck)
me:all the above
her:Muhahahaha
me:i also need pics before i get there
her: sure should i say with love (insert name)
me: damn ok lol
her: u better not be playing im worked up
me: be there after work

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Old 10-27-2009, 05:58 PM   #284
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me: when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: when YOU gonna let me tap that?
me: shit...
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:09 PM   #285
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Texted my best friend >.<

When you gonna let me tap that?
Neverr, stop it...
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:23 PM   #286
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So I opened this thread and the ad was for "textdating.ca"

I'm pretty sure the chick on teh right is a tranny
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:46 PM   #287
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LOL WIN

★ da.niu says:
[name]
X says:
heyy wats up?
★ da.niu says:
ey girl when you gonna lemme tap that?
X says:
LOL when do you wanna "tap that"? ^~
★ da.niu says:
time + place 8D
X says:
your call




★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
X2 says:
hey daniel whatsup?
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X2says:
just listenin to some miley , bout u ?
★ da.niu says:
not much
so X2
when you gonna let me tap that?
X2 says:
wtff u highh ?! o.o
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell i dont do drugs
so when you gonna lemme tap that?
X2 says:
......uh neever


★ da.niu says:
hey [name]
i mean
sup don
X3 says:
LOL
heyy LAM
(:
★ da.niu says:
what you up to?
X3 says:
Deciding whether to deactivate facebook or not
LOL i think its facebook thats bombing my marks.
xD
★ da.niu says:
ooo wth haha
you know what wont bomb ur marks?
X3says:

WHATT?
★ da.niu says:
if you lemme tap that
forreal
when you gonna lemme tap that?
X3 says:
wut?
LOL
*does not understand*
★ da.niu says:
when...are you...gonna lemme tap THAT?...*points at pic*
[name[?
X3 says:
LOLOL lameee
★ da.niu says:
what?
X3 says:
you
★ da.niu says:
why?
X3 says:
i still dont get this tapping nonsense. Guys always go around , or even girls and go all "U WANNA TAP THAT?"
and im like
wtf does that mean
LOL and they just laugh at me.
dayummmmm
★ da.niu says:
have u heard the term "tap dat ass"?
X3 says:
LOL are u hacked?
i mean
★ da.niu says:
no what the hell
X3 says:
youre not lam
LOL
★ da.niu says:
yea i am
angela says:
oh
ok then
LOL FCK OFF
jkjk
★ da.niu says:
im just asking when u gonna lemme tap dat?
X3 says:
oh
hmm
never

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Old 10-27-2009, 08:43 PM   #288
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LOL is this "angela" a fob chick?
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:01 PM   #289
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LOL is this "angela" a fob chick?
lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:10 PM   #290
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You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time!
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:51 AM   #291
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You know angela too? I'm already tapping her, I had to draw a picture for her because she didn't understand. Ask her when I'm done and I'm sure she will say yes next time!
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:32 AM   #292
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lol nope..hahaha i fail at censoring names...oh well :P
Not a loss, you'll probably get stupider tapping that.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:41 PM   #293
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Nicole
August 5 at 11:51pm
Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused

Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud

Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.

Nicole
ya lol

Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today

Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing

Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?

Nicole
Ha never! you should come over around 6?

Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home

Nicole
ok come to the back again

Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya

Nicole
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faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol.


Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages....

Im a girl but heres my convo

Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly



Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused

^ What a fag haha
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:42 PM   #294
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:54 PM   #295
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Or you could not copy and paste our facebook messages....

Im a girl but heres my convo

Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: Lol I don't know yet silly



Me: So when can I tap that?
Him: what?
Me: When can I tap it?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap you...
Him: Like fuck me?
Me: ya..
Him: Thats a wierd question
Me: Okay nevermind wow your dumb
Him: I dont get it
Me: Nevermind
Him: Its a joke?
Me: Sure...
Him: What im so confused

^ What a fag haha

post pics of yourself????
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:33 PM   #297
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HAHAHA OWNED.

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ROFL.
Haha it was actually the convo my roomate had with her bf... hes kinda a douchebag lol
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:53 PM   #299
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