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Old 08-05-2009, 12:16 AM   #151
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whats goin down charlie brown
1:15amDiana

ah not much, just blazed and drank a bit tonight- feeling groooovy
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nice, so when can i tap that?
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lol only thing you're tappin is the keg
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:42 AM   #152
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Justus: hey
1:12amApril: heyy
1:13amJustus: whats up?
1:15amApril: just got home not too long ago, what about you?
1:16amJustus: about the same. so can i tap that?
1:16amApril: huh?
1:16amJustus: you know
1:17amApril: nope not really
1:17amJustus: tap that, you know.... when can i?
1:17amApril: uhm never
1:17amJustus: shucks

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Justus says (12:53 AM): *yo
julie says (12:53 AM): *hi
Justus says (12:53 AM): *whats up
julie says (12:54 AM): *nothing really you
Justus says (12:54 AM): *not much. so when you going to let me tap that?
julie says (12:55 AM): *nevaaaaaaa
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fuuuuuuuu
julie says (12:55 AM): *no ty
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fml
julie says (12:55 AM): *oh noooo
julie says (1:12 AM): *sup ben
Justus says (1:13 AM): *this isn't ben
julie says (1:13 AM): *okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then liaar
..........
Justus says (1:15AM): *you will neva get diss
julie says (1:15 AM): *didnt want it
julie says (1:15 AM): *u were with krystal
julie says (1:15 AM): *that takes years to clean
julie says (1:15 AM): *AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Justus says (1:15 AM):*LOL

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Justus: hey
1:06amMelissa: hey whatsup?
1:06amJustus: not much, you?
1:06amMelissa: nothing bored..
1:07amJustus: can i tap that?
1:07amMelissa: what? are you drunk?
1:07amJustus: can i can i can i
1:08amMelissa:your silly, are you drunk?
1:08amJustus: would i be able to tap that if i was drunk?
1:09amMelissa: oh dear.
1:09amJustus: so can i tap that?
1:10amMelissa: lol im a good girl justus lol
1:10amJustus: doesn't mean i can't tap that
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:42 AM   #153
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i used to live in yukon for a year and a bit, i moved back down here. i just recently added this girl cause she had some mutual friends and i thought i knew her, turns out i didn't know her...

Justus: hey
1:01amKayla: hi
1:02amJustus: whats up
1:02amKayla: not alot, dealing with a friends drama. you?
1:02amJustus: not to much. can i tap that?
1:02amKayla: what...
1:03amJustus: you know, can i tap that?
1:03amKayla: ...
1:03amJustus: ...
1:04amKayla: what are you expecting me to say here buddy
1:04amJustus: what do you expect me to expect you to say here pal
1:04amKayla: .....not that?
1:04amJustus: then answer> can i tap that?
1:06amJustus: can i?
1:06amKayla: uhhhh no? You a random on facebook....
1:07amJustus: just let me tap that
1:08amKayla: wtf, no.
1:08amJustus: piss
1:08amKayla: are we done here?
1:09amJustus: not if you'll let me tap that
1:11amKayla: EVEN if i was to think about yes...WHICH I am not....It looks to me that you are about a 2 and half hour PLANE ride away from me
1:12amJustus: i used to live there, i know how to drive there if you need to wait longer to calm down
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:54 AM   #154
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:41 PM   #155
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a little long but probably my best one!

me: so ****, how have you been?
her: im ok... stuck at home though
me: why?
her: need to watch over the house...
me: are you ALONE! lol
her: yups, all by my lonesome.
me: oh ok, need some company?
her: sure, i have some movies, but they are chick flicks though
me: it is fine, we can do other things
her: sure, what do you have in mind
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap that?
me: yeah
her: are you a plumber now?
me: i can be
her: how did you know i have a leaky faucet? bring your tools over, ill make something to eat/drink
me: ahh ok...
her: you dont have to, i have the plumber over tomorrow anyways. why are you interested in my pipes anyways?
me: cause im good at cleaning my pipes.... lol
her: lol that's dirty! anyways come over and ill reward you after!
me: you know i meant to tap your body, not your faucet right?
her: i know, you can do me after you fix my faucet
me: ahh ok.....be right over, need to grab some tools and stuff
her: bring your tools, i have lube and condoms already
me: sure.....

This "Can I tap that" thing works fairly well, at least for me. 3 out of 4 is not a bad ratio....
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So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants?
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:13 PM   #157
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her says:
hey
lets hang out

me says:
when

her says:
up to u
text me
lol

me says:
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when i can tap taht

her says:
anytime

me says:
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:22 AM   #158
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tried it with another girl and got owned

Eric - says:
soo like whween you goint to let me tap dat
bailey says:
Whaaatt?
Eric - says:
thhat a yes buttercup?
bailey says:
Hahah no silly
Eric - says:
awwww whyt nnnnnnoooot babyyy

no reply yet

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"because you are a goood friend sillly"

friendzOWNED

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Old 08-07-2009, 07:47 AM   #159
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As long as you don't have nasty-ass plumber's crack!
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:02 AM   #160
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:57 AM   #161
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Me: yooo tiss
Her: whats up?
Me: you know, you?
Her: huh are you drunk?
Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: youre making no sense...
Me: like tap it all night
Her:what?
Me: boink
Her: jimmy its 3am
Me: tap it tomorrow
Her: i get off work at 6 call me
Me: you kno i will tap it


SCORE!!! pussy tonight
lol i find it every girl i try it on they ask me if I am drunk ahhahaha
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #162
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:30 PM   #163
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C-Man says:
have u been reading RS lately?
-- GIRL 1 -- @ work says:
hahaha i just snoop on it at work to kill time, why? do you see me online?
C-Man says:
no...hmmm
C-Man says:
Hey, when can I tap that?
-- GRIL 1-- @ work says:
ok no i did not read that thread
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no wait, what thread?
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So seriously can I tap that/
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BHAHAHAHAAH FAIL HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:49 PM   #165
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girl 1

me: hey there can i taaap that?
her: who the **** are u?

/facepalm - didn't talk to this girl for a while


girl 2

me: yoz can i tap that?
her: my bf was not impressed!
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:28 PM   #166
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Blackberry conference

me: hey girls when u wanna let me tap that?
girl1: what?
girl2: be quiet! r u h up?
me: u girls dont mind sharing right?
girl2: no...
girl1:i dont mind either but what r u talking bout?
me: well sharing is caring right?! so when do u guys wanna let me tap that?
girl1: i dont get it
me: that fine ass of yours
girl2: lol
girls1: omg ur sooo funny !!!!
me:so you girls arent running right?
girl1:no lol
girl2:no
me so that actually works?
me: i'm not sure if it's strong enough that a woman is going to go into my bedroom and have a threesome
girl1: hahah whos girl2
me: a friend of mine, ull get to meet her when u come over
me: so u girls gonna let me tap that?
girl1: hahaha fine...
girl2: okie
me: is that ur final answer?
girl2: god, just get it over with
girl1: yes!
me: thats really, really nice of u to say girl2

win?
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Lol, Nice job..... I need to get myself a Blackberry so i can conference.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:14 PM   #168
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"Just get it over with" - what a vote of confidence
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:26 PM   #169
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so when u gonna let me tap that

4:18pmAmanda
well its gonna be cold and in the ground soon so id hurry

4:19pmBilly
uhh wat

4:19pmAmanda
im fuckin dying

4:19pmBilly
wat r utalking about

4:19pmAmanda
ive been in bed for the past 6 days

4:19pmBilly
i hope not

4:19pmAmanda
with some weird flu

4:20pmBilly
shit cuz thats no good

4:20pmAmanda
yeah your tellin me

4:23pmBilly
so ur not acctually dieing tho right

4:23pmAmanda
i hope not

4:24pmBilly
so once ur all good ur gonna let me tap that rite?

4:24pmAmanda
maybe if your lucky

lol

4:24pmBilly
oh im lucky




4:20pmBilly
hey hows it goin

4:20pmNicole #1
good nu

4:22pmBilly
pretty good

wat u been up to latley

4:23pmNicole
nothing much moved back to abby

4:23pmBilly
nice

so when r u gonna let me tap that

4:23pmNicole
excuse me

4:24pmBilly
u know

4:24pmNicole
where do you even get off asking me that?

4:24pmBilly
well i dont get off now but if i tapped that im sure that where the getting off part would accure

4:25pmNicole
umm never

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Old 08-07-2009, 03:33 PM   #170
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Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused

Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud

Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.

Nicole
ya lol

Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today

Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing

Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?

Nicole
Ha never! you should come over around 6?

Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home

Nicole
ok come to the back again

Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya

Nicole
Ha Ha




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the .5 was the girl who said mayb if im lucky

altho she is pretty easy and wants me bad but she has a bf right now and is trying to tell me she dont cheat!!! i gave her the line i found from this thread "i know your pool capacity isnt only one" she loled and said we'll see lol so im sure itll be a fully soon enuf.
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Old 08-08-2009, 02:14 AM   #175
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