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Old 08-08-2009, 07:56 AM   #176
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me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

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Old 08-08-2009, 09:26 AM   #177
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me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?

then she went offline
Moral of the story: never try this on chicks who frequent RS (except Girl).
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I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:23 AM   #179
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I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
Ahahahah that woman is AWESOME.
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I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
oh you SUCK. i'm gonna smack you so hard.
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:13 AM   #181
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He'd probably enjoy that. "Yeah, I'll tap that... over the head, with a ball-peen hammer."
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:24 AM   #182
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Club him over the head with my 9 incher that I can magically grow overnight. EWWWWW hahaha oh god bad images.
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:51 AM   #183
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Wait, you can grow penis'? I need to enlarge mines. Give me some miracle-gro or whatever it is.
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Old 08-08-2009, 02:14 PM   #184
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"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"

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AM: HAI
me: Can I tap that?
me: whats up
AM: yea man
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AM: just carrrrrrr me



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Old 08-09-2009, 07:14 PM   #186
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:23 PM   #187
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me says (10:10 PM):
so
when are you gonna let me tap that

she - [ Craving jellybeans... ] says (10:10 PM):
tap what?
lol

me says (10:10 PM):
tap that.

she says (10:11 PM):
haha are u sure u know what u're saying?

me says (10:12 PM):
wouldnt have said it if i wasnt sure now would i
so?

she says (10:12 PM):
lol
come to sg haha

me says (10:12 PM):
LOL ok coming

she says (10:12 PM):
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:02 AM   #188
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I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:32 AM   #189
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me:
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also, when do i get to hit that?

n:
get to hit what?

me:
that ass.

n:
become single and ill come by one day




i put hit rather than tap... but you know.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:56 AM   #190
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I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:49 AM   #191
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:58 AM   #192
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LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL
That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
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That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.


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That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
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LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes

....I order my food etc.

-Gets my food-

Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha

And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA

You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL


Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P
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If her name starts with a S then i think i know who it is too.
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That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.

Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
Oh man, I laughed so hard when I read this, I now have to clean up coffee I spit out all over my desk!
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