REVscene - Vancouver Automotive Forum


Welcome to the REVscene Automotive Forum forums.

Registration is Free!You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.


Go Back   REVscene Automotive Forum > Automotive Chat > Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events

Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-30-2009, 05:39 PM   #26
My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
 
Durrann1984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,788
Thanked 33 Times in 17 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by E N D L E S S View Post
LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy
yeee ENDLESS! ENDLESSS!! ENDLESS!!!
updates man
Advertisement
Durrann1984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 05:39 PM   #27
straight from the fields of squamton
 
1990TSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Grande Prairie
Posts: 11,286
Thanked 576 Times in 201 Posts
different girl

me: oh hai! what doing?
her: going to the shady
me: can I tap that?
her: uhhhhhh wth
me: u know what I mean
her: uhhhhh no thx
me: u can drive my car!
her: stop txting me ur an ass
me:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
her: I said stop, ur drunk already and i don't want to deal with you
me: can I tap that?


no answer yet, and she's quite the txter. I think I'm 0/2 tonight. time to go to the shady!
__________________
2013 Mazdaspeed 3
1990TSI is offline   Reply With Quote
This post thanked by:
Old 07-30-2009, 06:21 PM   #28
I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
 
tonyvu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Van.
Posts: 2,929
Thanked 1,967 Times in 290 Posts
me: Sup
her: heyyy
me: what you up to?
her: nm u?
me: bored...
her: find something to do!
me: so when you going to let me tap that?
her: ......huh?
me: can i tap that?
her: talk to me later...


haha wow never thought i'd get a response like that ahha
__________________
RIP JN

UNCE UNCE UNCE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by strykn View Post
Comparing A&B with deadmau5? Really? I should fucking slap you

2007 Acura TL
2005 Acura TL....RIP
2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6....RIP
tonyvu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 06:29 PM   #29
HELP ME PLS!!!
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 5,540
Thanked 980 Times in 166 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG View Post
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay
LOL
alex.w *// is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 06:34 PM   #30
ESKETIT
 
Vansterdam's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: EASTVAN
Posts: 23,300
Thanked 9,648 Times in 2,303 Posts
^
Vansterdam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 06:46 PM   #31
Banned (ABWS)
 
ChyahGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: bc
Posts: 625
Thanked 36 Times in 15 Posts
LOL this thread is gold!
ChyahGT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 06:58 PM   #32
I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
 
Soundy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abbotstan
Posts: 20,721
Thanked 12,136 Times in 3,361 Posts
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzira View Post
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianrietta View Post
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
Soundy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 07:01 PM   #33
I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
 
J____'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Shanghai
Posts: 3,561
Thanked 888 Times in 350 Posts
her: harro
me: can i tap that
her: tap?
me: can i tap that
her: what's that mean o.O
me: you dont know what tap that means? google it
her: just tell me geez
me: cant
her: wutevers
me: r u googling it?
her: nop, too lazy
me: omg, it's slang for "to bang"
her: like tap that ass?
me: yes
her: well you said it outta no where, the context didnt make sense
me: ... ok so i ask you again, can i tap that?
her: tap the harro??......... go ahead.
me: ...............................


U___________U"
J____ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 07:12 PM   #34
regulator
 
jigga250's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 5,738
Thanked 250 Times in 102 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by J____ View Post
her: harro

wtf
__________________
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.HappySilp
^^ I think u seen jeus..... Lol. u shouldn't be scare of jeus.
jigga250 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 07:18 PM   #35
d1
I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
 
d1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,599
Thanked 492 Times in 125 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by jigga250 View Post
wtf
It's peter chao
d1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 07:38 PM   #36
Banned (ABWS)
 
choda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: vancouver
Posts: 1,115
Thanked 124 Times in 36 Posts
Me: so when can i tap dat?
Her: thought it wasn't good...
Me: ya well sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures
Her: wow
Me: I'm just joking babes...you know that...but seriously...when do i get to tap dat?
Her: You should really admit i wasn't the bad one...then maybe
Me: i never said you were the bad one...i always took the blame
Her: sure sweet cheeks
Me: ok ok you were the best i ever had...like the song says...ok?
Her: now you're straight up lying
Me: holy shit your annoying...all i wanna do is tap dat...its a yes or no answer
Her: you know the answer
Me: ok...when you coming over?
Her: HA
Me: that's not a time
Her: you had your chance
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
choda is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 07:46 PM   #37
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Richmond
Posts: 4,457
Thanked 2,259 Times in 439 Posts
Me- Hey Can I tap that?
GF- Not tonight lover, I'm out with the girls

Me- Come on, Can I tap that?
GF- I don't know when i'm going to be done

Me- Please, Can I tap that?
GF- [name] Seriously, it might be too late

Me- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I TAP THAT
GF- Okay geese, Maybe later..but just in case we do can you whatever first just in case...

Me- ...
GF- ...I guess you can't tap that.. haha love you [name]

On tuesday we had sex and no joke I cummed after 10seconds. I don't know what was going on... but the "whatever" she is referring to is me jacking off before, so i'll last longer...

FML

edit;one of my friends.

me- When are you going to let me tap that
girl- Excuse me?!

me- ...When are you going to let me tap that?
girl- Tap what exactly?

me- you know, tap that
girl- Haha wtf! R u Drunk?!

me- no, i just want to know when you would let me tap that
girl- Tap WHAT? or who?

me- you, i thought it was obvious?
girl- Hahaha is this a joke you fool?! Very funny...

me- no, i'm being serious. When?
girl- Whenever u want.

.. she wants me!!!

Last edited by TheKingdom2000; 07-30-2009 at 08:48 PM.
TheKingdom2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:07 PM   #38
My homepage has been set to RS
 
Jackygor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Richmond
Posts: 2,345
Thanked 736 Times in 159 Posts
Quote:
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are u gonna let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
LMAO?!
huhuhuhuhuhuh
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
iun get it
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
get what
a, sweetie♥ says:
what do u mean
LOL
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
yea
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when?

... long silence...
a, sweetie♥ says:
LOLOLOL I UNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.



-------------------- round 2 --------------------

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are you going to let me tap that?
betty says:
ew
damn perv
go back to perv land
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
okay its just a joke LOL
"rule is. send "when are you going to let me tap that?" to random girl on ur msn list and see wat u get "
hahhaha
read that somewhere
and decided to try it LOL
betty says:
lol liar I know you want me
betty says:
oooh speechless with shock cause know you know I can mind read
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
LOL
LEAVE ME ALONE U PERV

----------- round 3 --------------

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
Hey
When are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
what?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
..
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
??
so??
does the silence mean it's coming soon?









LOL!..

*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey lisa
- leeesa says:
meow
whats up?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
- leeesa says:
tap what.
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that.
- leeesa says:
tap water
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
no
- leeesa says:
= tappuchino
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that
- leeesa says:
that
my penis?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
oh shit ur aguy?
lol my friend's
Jackygor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:24 PM   #39
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
Culture_Vulture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
Thanked 2,571 Times in 689 Posts
first attempt:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL ure terrible
me: I know, but I still need an answer

no reply afterwards...I guess I sexually harass her too much on a regular basis for her to take anything seriously from me

second attempt:

me: when are we gonna get together?
her: I finish my exams on the 9th
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap that.
her: ...what's that?
me: tap your ass.
her: omg no lol douchebag
me: can I have your sister's number?

no reply.

THEN I tried her sister:

me: alyson won't let me tap that.
her: tap what?
me: tap that. can I tap that with you?

after a while
me: I'll take your silence as a yes. I'll pick you up later tonight.
her: omg no lol
Culture_Vulture is offline   Reply With Quote
This post thanked by:
Old 07-30-2009, 08:25 PM   #40
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
Culture_Vulture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
Thanked 2,571 Times in 689 Posts
damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
Culture_Vulture is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:36 PM   #41
Banned (ABWS)
 
ChyahGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: bc
Posts: 625
Thanked 36 Times in 15 Posts
Girl No.1
hi, my name is william. says:
wuts up

Jessica. says:
hott

hi, my name is william. says:
lol
so hey, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
huh

hi, my name is william. says:
yea, can i tap that?

Jessica. says:
wat does that mean

hi, my name is william. says:
ughh... tap that.. as in.. tap it? lol

Jessica. says:
i m sooo confused lol

hi, my name is william. says:
dont worry, just let me tap that, and ull understand later

Jessica. says:
...wtf explain

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass

Jessica. says:
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your "lol" response as a yes?

Jessica. says:
.... ur funni

hi, my name is william. says:
now your getting me confused..
can you confirm the answer? =D

Jessica. says:
ur question is confusing

hi, my name is william. says:
kk lemme try agen.
hey, so when are u gonna lemme tap that?

[10mins of waiting]
....

Jessica. says:
lol one day

hi, my name is william. says:
O_O!
lets make it tonight. ill pick you up!
lol

Jessica. says:
tmr night
hi, my name is william. says:
for real? swweeeeeet

Jessica. says:
llol

Girl No.2
hi, my name is william. said:
yo assface

* Tasha. studying. says:
yoo butt ugly

hi, my name is william. says:
can i tap that?

* Tasha. studying. says:
tap what?
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
that as in what?

hi, my name is william. says:
tap that. as in that.

* Tasha. studying. says:
im confused
im slow so stop confusing me lol

hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass
=D

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopeee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
aww, common!

* Tasha. studying. says:
nopee
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
not even once?

* Tasha. studying. says:
never
lol

hi, my name is william. says:
fml
ChyahGT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:40 PM   #42
i like gifs
 
Ch28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: imgur
Posts: 27,179
Thanked 7,785 Times in 2,695 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by E N D L E S S View Post
LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back

Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha

hahahaha yeee boyyy
Ch28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:44 PM   #43
Banned (ABWS)
 
ChyahGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: bc
Posts: 625
Thanked 36 Times in 15 Posts
hi, my name is william. says:
hey

ann says:
helllooo


hi, my name is william. says:
Whhhaaatchaaaa doing?

ann says:
nothingg sitting here
i hate this weather ><

hi, my name is william. says:
haha same.. its so hot. it got me thinking..
can i tap that?

ann says:
are you okay ?

hi, my name is william. says:
lol yeah, why?

ann says:
youre hilarious
is this even willy ?

hi, my name is william. says:
yeah... -__-;;
so, can i tap that?

ann says:
ughhh no ?
i tihnk the heat got to your head =|

hi, my name is william. says:
awww, once? pelase please please please please!
[silence..]

hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your silence as a yes? =D

ann says:
hahha
no

hi, my name is william. says:
damn, fml
ChyahGT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 08:58 PM   #44
I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
 
Soundy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abbotstan
Posts: 20,721
Thanked 12,136 Times in 3,361 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Physixx View Post
damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
DO IT.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzira View Post
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianrietta View Post
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
Soundy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 09:11 PM   #45
HELP ME PLS!!!
 
carisear's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: South Central V
Posts: 5,538
Thanked 519 Times in 210 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Physixx View Post
damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
my guy friends would give me better than the female friends i've msgd so far.
__________________
Visit my food blog! http://jaxandcs.com/

*its not the size of your army that matters; it's the fury of it's onslaught!*

█♣█
carisear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 09:11 PM   #46
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
Culture_Vulture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
Thanked 2,571 Times in 689 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soundy View Post
DO IT.
can I tap that?
Culture_Vulture is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 09:35 PM   #47
straight from the fields of squamton
 
1990TSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Grande Prairie
Posts: 11,286
Thanked 576 Times in 201 Posts
okay okay. back from the bar. I'm going to re-create my 2nd attepmt and see how it gors. bearwith me here guys

me: hay baby, what the hell are u doijng
her: I told u earlier to stop txting me, you've been drinking!
me: I miss u so much baby, can I tap that shit form behind like I used ot\//
her: seriously stop, you have a problem, leave me alone
me: revscnee toldme to ask u to hit it from something I forget
her: we broke up cuz u loved cars more than me, stop talking about revscene.
me: show us your tits!!!!!!!!

still waiting for her reply it's been a while

I kinda wish I was making this up.
__________________
2013 Mazdaspeed 3
1990TSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 09:51 PM   #48
Retired moderator
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Online
Posts: 4,438
Thanked 139 Times in 70 Posts
LOL A couple of guys off RS text me asking me that...I was so confused. They even offered to talk about my feelings and cuddle!

---my turn----

#1: That ass?

#2: Not tonight. Too hot.

#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?


#4:
tap what?
Me: uh...are u kidding me?
him: me?
him: !!! dude! talk to me!
me: YES
him: really?
wtf
u had al this time
what got into you?
DUDE
focus on the matter at hand!!
__________________
I.... think I'm a girl...? :eek:


girl@revscene.net

girlはラップダンスをしたことがありません

Last edited by Girl; 07-30-2009 at 10:06 PM.
Girl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 10:00 PM   #49
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
Culture_Vulture's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
Thanked 2,571 Times in 689 Posts
can I tap that as well?
Culture_Vulture is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 10:01 PM   #50
straight from the fields of squamton
 
1990TSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Grande Prairie
Posts: 11,286
Thanked 576 Times in 201 Posts
poor girl, still has to pay for sex.
__________________
2013 Mazdaspeed 3
1990TSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:22 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Revscene.net cannot be held accountable for the actions of its members nor does the opinions of the members represent that of Revscene.net