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07-30-2009, 05:39 PM
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#26 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by E N D L E S S LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back
Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha
hahahaha yeee boyyy | yeee ENDLESS! ENDLESSS!! ENDLESS!!!
updates man
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07-30-2009, 05:39 PM
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#27 | straight from the fields of squamton
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different girl
me: oh hai! what doing?
her: going to the shady
me: can I tap that?
her: uhhhhhh wth
me: u know what I mean
her: uhhhhh no thx
me: u can drive my car!
her: stop txting me ur an ass
me:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
her: I said stop, ur drunk already and i don't want to deal with you
me: can I tap that?
no answer yet, and she's quite the txter. I think I'm 0/2 tonight. time to go to the shady!
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07-30-2009, 06:21 PM
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#28 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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me: Sup
her: heyyy
me: what you up to?
her: nm u?
me: bored...
her: find something to do!
me: so when you going to let me tap that?
her: ......huh?
me: can i tap that?
her: talk to me later...
haha wow never thought i'd get a response like that ahha
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07-30-2009, 06:29 PM
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#29 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay | LOL |
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07-30-2009, 06:34 PM
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#30 | ESKETIT
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07-30-2009, 06:46 PM
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#31 | Banned (ABWS)
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LOL this thread is gold!
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07-30-2009, 06:58 PM
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#32 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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07-30-2009, 07:01 PM
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#33 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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her: harro
me: can i tap that
her: tap?
me: can i tap that
her: what's that mean o.O
me: you dont know what tap that means? google it
her: just tell me geez
me: cant
her: wutevers
me: r u googling it?
her: nop, too lazy
me: omg, it's slang for "to bang"
her: like tap that ass?
me: yes
her: well you said it outta no where, the context didnt make sense
me: ... ok so i ask you again, can i tap that?
her: tap the harro??......... go ahead.
me: ...............................
U___________U"
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07-30-2009, 07:12 PM
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#34 | regulator
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Originally Posted by J____ her: harro |
wtf
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07-30-2009, 07:18 PM
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#35 | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by jigga250 wtf | It's peter chao
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07-30-2009, 07:38 PM
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#36 | Banned (ABWS)
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Me: so when can i tap dat?
Her: thought it wasn't good...
Me: ya well sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures
Her: wow
Me: I'm just joking babes...you know that...but seriously...when do i get to tap dat?
Her: You should really admit i wasn't the bad one...then maybe
Me: i never said you were the bad one...i always took the blame
Her: sure sweet cheeks
Me: ok ok you were the best i ever had...like the song says...ok?
Her: now you're straight up lying
Me: holy shit your annoying...all i wanna do is tap dat...its a yes or no answer
Her: you know the answer
Me: ok...when you coming over?
Her: HA
Me: that's not a time
Her: you had your chance
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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07-30-2009, 07:46 PM
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#37 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Me- Hey Can I tap that?
GF- Not tonight lover, I'm out with the girls
Me- Come on, Can I tap that?
GF- I don't know when i'm going to be done
Me- Please, Can I tap that?
GF- [name] Seriously, it might be too late
Me- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I TAP THAT
GF- Okay geese, Maybe later..but just in case we do can you whatever first just in case...
Me- ...
GF- ...I guess you can't tap that.. haha love you [name]
On tuesday we had sex and no joke I cummed after 10seconds. I don't know what was going on... but the "whatever" she is referring to is me jacking off before, so i'll last longer...
FML edit;one of my friends.
me- When are you going to let me tap that
girl- Excuse me?!
me- ...When are you going to let me tap that?
girl- Tap what exactly?
me- you know, tap that
girl- Haha wtf! R u Drunk?!
me- no, i just want to know when you would let me tap that
girl- Tap WHAT? or who?
me- you, i thought it was obvious?
girl- Hahaha is this a joke you fool?! Very funny...
me- no, i'm being serious. When?
girl- Whenever u want.
.. she wants me!!!
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07-30-2009, 08:07 PM
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#38 | My homepage has been set to RS
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*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are u gonna let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
LMAO?!
huhuhuhuhuhuh
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
iun get it
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
get what
a, sweetie♥ says:
what do u mean
LOL
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you going to let me tap that?
a, sweetie♥ says:
yea
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when?
... long silence...
a, sweetie♥ says:
LOLOLOL I UNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.
-------------------- round 2 --------------------
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey
when are you going to let me tap that?
betty says:
ew
damn perv
go back to perv land
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
okay its just a joke LOL
"rule is. send "when are you going to let me tap that?" to random girl on ur msn list and see wat u get "
hahhaha
read that somewhere
and decided to try it LOL
betty says:
lol liar I know you want me
betty says:
oooh speechless with shock cause know you know I can mind read
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
LOL
LEAVE ME ALONE U PERV
----------- round 3 --------------
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
Hey
When are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
what?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
na* says:
..
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
??
so??
does the silence mean it's coming soon?
LOL!..
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
hey lisa
- leeesa says:
meow
whats up?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
when are you gonna let me tap that?
- leeesa says:
tap what.
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that.
- leeesa says:
tap water
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
no
- leeesa says:
= tappuchino
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
that
- leeesa says:
that
my penis?
*¿-\ Ñ.î.ç.K /-?* says:
oh shit ur aguy?
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07-30-2009, 08:24 PM
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#39 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL ure terrible
me: I know, but I still need an answer
no reply afterwards...I guess I sexually harass her too much on a regular basis for her to take anything seriously from me
second attempt:
me: when are we gonna get together?
her: I finish my exams on the 9th
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap that.
her: ...what's that?
me: tap your ass.
her: omg no lol douchebag
me: can I have your sister's number?
no reply.
THEN I tried her sister:
me: alyson won't let me tap that.
her: tap what?
me: tap that. can I tap that with you?
after a while
me: I'll take your silence as a yes. I'll pick you up later tonight.
her: omg no lol
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07-30-2009, 08:25 PM
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#40 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
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07-30-2009, 08:36 PM
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#41 | Banned (ABWS)
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Girl No.1
hi, my name is william. says:
wuts up
Jessica. says:
hott
hi, my name is william. says:
lol
so hey, can i tap that?
Jessica. says:
huh
hi, my name is william. says:
yea, can i tap that?
Jessica. says:
wat does that mean
hi, my name is william. says:
ughh... tap that.. as in.. tap it? lol
Jessica. says:
i m sooo confused lol
hi, my name is william. says:
dont worry, just let me tap that, and ull understand later
Jessica. says:
...wtf explain
hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass
Jessica. says:
lol
hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your "lol" response as a yes?
Jessica. says:
.... ur funni
hi, my name is william. says:
now your getting me confused..
can you confirm the answer? =D
Jessica. says:
ur question is confusing
hi, my name is william. says:
kk lemme try agen.
hey, so when are u gonna lemme tap that?
[10mins of waiting]
....
Jessica. says:
lol one day
hi, my name is william. says:
O_O!
lets make it tonight. ill pick you up!
lol
Jessica. says:
tmr night
hi, my name is william. says:
for real? swweeeeeet
Jessica. says:
llol
Girl No.2
hi, my name is william. said:
yo assface
* Tasha. studying. says:
yoo butt ugly
hi, my name is william. says:
can i tap that?
* Tasha. studying. says:
tap what?
lol
hi, my name is william. says:
that.
* Tasha. studying. says:
that as in what?
hi, my name is william. says:
tap that. as in that.
* Tasha. studying. says:
im confused
im slow so stop confusing me lol
hi, my name is william. says:
tap your ass
=D
* Tasha. studying. says:
nopeee
lol
hi, my name is william. says:
aww, common!
* Tasha. studying. says:
nopee
lol
hi, my name is william. says:
not even once?
* Tasha. studying. says:
never
lol
hi, my name is william. says:
fml
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07-30-2009, 08:40 PM
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#42 | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by E N D L E S S LOOOOLOLOL I got a reply back
Her: Whoaa somebodys horny Lol ummm do I seem kinda slutty to you? But I'm not gonna say no hahaha
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07-30-2009, 08:44 PM
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#43 | Banned (ABWS)
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hi, my name is william. says:
hey
ann says:
helllooo
hi, my name is william. says:
Whhhaaatchaaaa doing?
ann says:
nothingg sitting here
i hate this weather ><
hi, my name is william. says:
haha same.. its so hot. it got me thinking..
can i tap that?
ann says:
are you okay ?
hi, my name is william. says:
lol yeah, why?
ann says:
youre hilarious
is this even willy ?
hi, my name is william. says:
yeah... -__-;;
so, can i tap that?
ann says:
ughhh no ?
i tihnk the heat got to your head =|
hi, my name is william. says:
awww, once? pelase please please please please!
[silence..]
hi, my name is william. says:
can i take your silence as a yes? =D
ann says:
hahha
no
hi, my name is william. says:
damn, fml
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07-30-2009, 08:58 PM
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#44 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Physixx damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends. | DO IT.
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07-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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#45 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Physixx damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends. | my guy friends would give me better than the female friends i've msgd so far.
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07-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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#46 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by Soundy DO IT. | can I tap that?
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07-30-2009, 09:35 PM
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#47 | straight from the fields of squamton
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okay okay. back from the bar. I'm going to re-create my 2nd attepmt and see how it gors. bearwith me here guys
me: hay baby, what the hell are u doijng
her: I told u earlier to stop txting me, you've been drinking!
me: I miss u so much baby, can I tap that shit form behind like I used ot\//
her: seriously stop, you have a problem, leave me alone
me: revscnee toldme to ask u to hit it from something I forget
her: we broke up cuz u loved cars more than me, stop talking about revscene.
me: show us your tits!!!!!!!!
still waiting for her reply it's been a while
I kinda wish I was making this up.
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07-30-2009, 09:51 PM
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#48 | Retired moderator
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LOL A couple of guys off RS text me asking me that...I was so confused. They even offered to talk about my feelings and cuddle!
---my turn----
#1: That ass?
#2: Not tonight. Too hot.
#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?
#4:
tap what?
Me: uh...are u kidding me?
him: me?
him: !!! dude! talk to me!
me: YES
him: really?
wtf
u had al this time
what got into you?
DUDE
focus on the matter at hand!!
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07-30-2009, 10:00 PM
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#49 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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can I tap that as well?
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07-30-2009, 10:01 PM
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#50 | straight from the fields of squamton
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poor girl, still has to pay for sex.
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