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08-05-2009, 12:16 AM
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#151 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Ben
diana
1:14amDiana
ben
1:15amBen
whats goin down charlie brown
1:15amDiana
ah not much, just blazed and drank a bit tonight- feeling groooovy
1:16amBen
nice, so when can i tap that?
1:16amDiana
lol only thing you're tappin is the keg
1:16amBen
fuuuuuu
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08-05-2009, 12:42 AM
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#152 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mission
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Justus: hey
1:12amApril: heyy
1:13amJustus: whats up?
1:15amApril: just got home not too long ago, what about you?
1:16amJustus: about the same. so can i tap that?
1:16amApril: huh?
1:16amJustus: you know
1:17amApril: nope not really
1:17amJustus: tap that, you know.... when can i?
1:17amApril: uhm never
1:17amJustus: shucks
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Justus says (12:53 AM): *yo
julie says (12:53 AM): *hi
Justus says (12:53 AM): *whats up
julie says (12:54 AM): *nothing really you
Justus says (12:54 AM): *not much. so when you going to let me tap that?
julie says (12:55 AM): *nevaaaaaaa
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fuuuuuuuu
julie says (12:55 AM): *no ty
Justus says (12:55 AM): *fml
julie says (12:55 AM): *oh noooo
julie says (1:12 AM): *sup ben
Justus says (1:13 AM): *this isn't ben
julie says (1:13 AM): *okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then liaar
..........
Justus says (1:15AM): *you will neva get diss
julie says (1:15 AM): *didnt want it
julie says (1:15 AM): *u were with krystal
julie says (1:15 AM): *that takes years to clean
julie says (1:15 AM): *AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Justus says (1:15 AM):*LOL
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Justus: hey
1:06amMelissa: hey whatsup?
1:06amJustus: not much, you?
1:06amMelissa: nothing bored..
1:07amJustus: can i tap that?
1:07amMelissa: what? are you drunk?
1:07amJustus: can i can i can i
1:08amMelissa:your silly, are you drunk?
1:08amJustus: would i be able to tap that if i was drunk?
1:09amMelissa: oh dear.
1:09amJustus: so can i tap that?
1:10amMelissa: lol im a good girl justus lol
1:10amJustus: doesn't mean i can't tap that
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08-05-2009, 12:42 AM
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#153 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mission
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i used to live in yukon for a year and a bit, i moved back down here. i just recently added this girl cause she had some mutual friends and i thought i knew her, turns out i didn't know her...
Justus: hey
1:01amKayla: hi
1:02amJustus: whats up
1:02amKayla: not alot, dealing with a friends drama. you?
1:02amJustus: not to much. can i tap that?
1:02amKayla: what...
1:03amJustus: you know, can i tap that?
1:03amKayla: ...
1:03amJustus: ...
1:04amKayla: what are you expecting me to say here buddy
1:04amJustus: what do you expect me to expect you to say here pal
1:04amKayla: .....not that?
1:04amJustus: then answer> can i tap that?
1:06amJustus: can i?
1:06amKayla: uhhhh no? You a random on facebook....
1:07amJustus: just let me tap that
1:08amKayla: wtf, no.
1:08amJustus: piss
1:08amKayla: are we done here?
1:09amJustus: not if you'll let me tap that
1:11amKayla: EVEN if i was to think about yes...WHICH I am not....It looks to me that you are about a 2 and half hour PLANE ride away from me
1:12amJustus: i used to live there, i know how to drive there if you need to wait longer to calm down
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08-05-2009, 12:54 AM
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#154 | | I STILL don't get it
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Burnaby
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oops lol
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08-05-2009, 06:41 PM
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#155 | | MoD
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: a rainy city
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a little long but probably my best one!
me: so ****, how have you been?
her: im ok... stuck at home though
me: why?
her: need to watch over the house...
me: are you ALONE! lol
her: yups, all by my lonesome.
me: oh ok, need some company?
her: sure, i have some movies, but they are chick flicks though
me: it is fine, we can do other things
her: sure, what do you have in mind
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap that?
me: yeah
her: are you a plumber now?
me: i can be
her: how did you know i have a leaky faucet? bring your tools over, ill make something to eat/drink
me: ahh ok...
her: you dont have to, i have the plumber over tomorrow anyways. why are you interested in my pipes anyways?
me: cause im good at cleaning my pipes.... lol
her: lol that's dirty! anyways come over and ill reward you after!
me: you know i meant to tap your body, not your faucet right?
her: i know, you can do me after you fix my faucet
me: ahh ok.....be right over, need to grab some tools and stuff
her: bring your tools, i have lube and condoms already
me: sure.....
This "Can I tap that" thing works fairly well, at least for me. 3 out of 4 is not a bad ratio.... 
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08-06-2009, 12:30 AM
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#156 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver
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So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants?
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08-06-2009, 07:13 PM
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#157 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: BC
Posts: 818
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her says:
hey
lets hang out
me says:
when
her says:
up to u
text me
lol
me says:
o
when i can tap taht
her says:
anytime
me says:
O REALLY
her says:
yup
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08-07-2009, 12:22 AM
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#158 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: van
Posts: 2,341
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tried it with another girl and got owned
Eric - says:
soo like whween you goint to let me tap dat
bailey says:
Whaaatt?
Eric - says:
thhat a yes buttercup?
bailey says:
Hahah no silly
Eric - says:
awwww whyt nnnnnnoooot babyyy
no reply yet
edit:
"because you are a goood friend sillly"
friendzOWNED
Last edited by EmOne; 08-07-2009 at 12:28 AM.
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08-07-2009, 07:47 AM
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#159 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by skyxx  So you're saying being a plumber is a good way to a girl's pants? | As long as you don't have nasty-ass plumber's crack!
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08-07-2009, 11:02 AM
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#160 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Revscene
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"May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"
"What?"
"..."
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08-07-2009, 11:57 AM
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#161 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Van
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Me: yooo tiss
Her: whats up?
Me: you know, you?
Her: huh are you drunk?
Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: youre making no sense...
Me: like tap it all night
Her:what?
Me: boink
Her: jimmy its 3am
Me: tap it tomorrow
Her: i get off work at 6 call me
Me: you kno i will tap it
SCORE!!! pussy tonight
lol i find it every girl i try it on they ask me if I am drunk ahhahaha
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08-07-2009, 11:59 AM
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#162 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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^ bAM! Good job!
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08-07-2009, 12:30 PM
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#163 | | RS Licensed Vendor
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 604
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C-Man says:
have u been reading RS lately?
-- GIRL 1 -- @ work says:
hahaha i just snoop on it at work to kill time, why? do you see me online?
C-Man says:
no...hmmm
C-Man says:
Hey, when can I tap that?
-- GRIL 1-- @ work says:
ok no i did not read that thread
C-Man says:
no wait, what thread?
C-Man says:
So seriously can I tap that/
C-Man says:
I'
C-Man says:
m serious!!!
C-Man says:
Dont go on RS!!!!!!!!
-- GIRL 1 -- @ work says:
why not huh?
C-Man says:
FTML
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08-07-2009, 12:41 PM
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#164 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver
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BHAHAHAHAAH FAIL HAHAHAHAHA
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08-07-2009, 12:49 PM
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#165 | | RS controls my life!
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Burnaby
Posts: 731
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girl 1
me: hey there can i taaap that?
her: who the **** are u?
/facepalm - didn't talk to this girl for a while
girl 2
me: yoz can i tap that?
her: my bf was not impressed!
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08-07-2009, 01:28 PM
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#166 | | Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Richmond
Posts: 6,675
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Blackberry conference
me: hey girls when u wanna let me tap that?
girl1: what?
girl2: be quiet! r u h up?
me: u girls dont mind sharing right?
girl2: no...
girl1:i dont mind either but what r u talking bout?
me: well sharing is caring right?! so when do u guys wanna let me tap that?
girl1: i dont get it
me: that fine ass of yours
girl2: lol
girls1: omg ur sooo funny !!!!
me:so you girls arent running right?
girl1:no lol
girl2:no
me so that actually works?
me: i'm not sure if it's strong enough that a woman is going to go into my bedroom and have a threesome
girl1: hahah whos girl2
me: a friend of mine, ull get to meet her when u come over
me: so u girls gonna let me tap that?
girl1: hahaha fine...
girl2: okie
me: is that ur final answer?
girl2: god, just get it over with
girl1: yes!
me: thats really, really nice of u to say girl2
win?
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08-07-2009, 02:03 PM
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#167 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Lol, Nice job..... I need to get myself a Blackberry so i can conference.
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08-07-2009, 02:14 PM
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#168 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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"Just get it over with" - what a vote of confidence
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08-07-2009, 03:26 PM
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#169 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Billy
so when u gonna let me tap that
4:18pmAmanda
well its gonna be cold and in the ground soon so id hurry
4:19pmBilly
uhh wat
4:19pmAmanda
im fuckin dying
4:19pmBilly
wat r utalking about
4:19pmAmanda
ive been in bed for the past 6 days
4:19pmBilly
i hope not
4:19pmAmanda
with some weird flu
4:20pmBilly
shit cuz thats no good
4:20pmAmanda
yeah your tellin me
4:23pmBilly
so ur not acctually dieing tho right
4:23pmAmanda
i hope not
4:24pmBilly
so once ur all good ur gonna let me tap that rite?
4:24pmAmanda
maybe if your lucky
lol
4:24pmBilly
oh im lucky
4:20pmBilly
hey hows it goin
4:20pmNicole #1
good nu
4:22pmBilly
pretty good
wat u been up to latley
4:23pmNicole
nothing much moved back to abby
4:23pmBilly
nice
so when r u gonna let me tap that
4:23pmNicole
excuse me
4:24pmBilly
u know
4:24pmNicole
where do you even get off asking me that?
4:24pmBilly
well i dont get off now but if i tapped that im sure that where the getting off part would accure
4:25pmNicole
umm never
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08-07-2009, 03:33 PM
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#170 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Nicole
August 5 at 11:51pm
Heyy, I was thinking of you so I thought I would message you. Just wanted to say I miss you, and Im sorry we dont hang out much but im so lazy and I work all the time. And I have no gas ever so I dont want to drive all the way to your house in case your not there. You should start coming over here more though, then the dogs can play  Did you give some guy my email address for my bov? I was so confused
Billy
aww that was very nice of u. ya ide like to start hanging out more again, i miss ya for sure!!ya he put up wtb add for a stock r32 bov so i pmed him and told him u might wanna sell urs.So if everything goes right i will have the skyline on AUG 23rd!!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole
Nice! Zack was telling me that him and everyone use their stock bovs and do something to it and it's so loud
Billy
they unhook the recirculating hose.
Nicole
ya lol
Billy
so what r u doin today, we should do soemthing today
Nicole
I work till 530 then nothing
Billy
so when r u gonna let me tap that?
Nicole
Ha never!  you should come over around 6?
Billy
FML, i gotta pick my mom up at 6 so ill come over once i dropped her off at home
Nicole
ok come to the back again
Billy
ya u like it when i come to the back dont ya 
Nicole
Ha Ha
faak my score is 1.5 outta like 10 so far lol.
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08-07-2009, 03:39 PM
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#171 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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What's the .5, a handjob?
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08-07-2009, 04:11 PM
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#172 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Originally Posted by Soundy What's the .5, a handjob? | the .5 was the girl who said mayb if im lucky
altho she is pretty easy and wants me bad but she has a bf right now and is trying to tell me she dont cheat!!! i gave her the line i found from this thread "i know your pool capacity isnt only one" she loled and said we'll see lol so im sure itll be a fully soon enuf.
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08-07-2009, 04:45 PM
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#173 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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No points for second best, son... close only counts in horseshoes and thermonuclear weapons... try not; do, or do not; there is no try... lemme see if I can pull any other cliches outta my ass here...
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08-07-2009, 04:56 PM
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#174 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Man, your ass is full of shit.  | |
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08-08-2009, 02:14 AM
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#175 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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lol still havent tryed this kinda pick a girls thats not gunna get pissed at me lol
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