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08-10-2009, 05:20 PM
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#201 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by elkayem  LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes
....I order my food etc. | I believe 100% of this. There is no fabrication here. You are now an e-knight.
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08-10-2009, 05:25 PM
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#202 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand.
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The harder I lift and the more I eat, the better my genetics seem to get.
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08-10-2009, 08:00 PM
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#203 | | Mod.
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So I tried this on an old friend of mine lol convo went a little something like this
mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
you!
**** says (7:36 PM):
sup
mike nhan// says (7:36 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
WHAT?
mike nhan// says (7:37 PM):
can i tap that?
**** says (7:37 PM):
tap what
mike nhan// says (7:38 PM):
that fine ass of yours
**** says (7:38 PM):
WHO ARE YOU$
mike nhan// says (7:39 PM):
you know who i am
so can i tap that?
**** says (7:39 PM):
actualy
i dont think i do$
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mike nhan// says (7:45 PM):
so i'll take that as a yes?
mike nhan// says (7:52 PM):
so when you gonna let me tap that?
and then she stopped replying to me haha
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08-10-2009, 08:07 PM
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#204 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by penner2k That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand. | hahaha that sounded like something Johnny Drama would say
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[23-07, 02:03] shawn79 i find that at vietnamese place they cut ur hair like they cut grass
[23-07, 02:03] shawn79 do u go to vietnamese places for haircuts
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08-10-2009, 09:38 PM
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#205 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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they're starting to catch on so I've stopped asking whether or not I can have sex altogether
this is the way to go: Quote:
me: When's the last time you had sex?
her: LOL almost a month ago
me: I knew that.
me: When you gonna have sex next?
her: lol I dunno I don't plan it haha. it happens when it happens. How bout u?
me: Tonight. I'll pick you up at 7.
her: LOL u for real? can't tonite lol I hav to study for finals at SFU. next week?
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P.S. it doesn't work on MSN. you end up talking about too many things non-existent.
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08-10-2009, 09:40 PM
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#206 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by Physixx they're starting to catch on so I've stopped asking whether or not I can have sex altogether
this is the way to go:
true story.
P.S. it doesn't work on MSN. you end up talking about too many things non-existent. |
that's the way to do ittt 
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UNCE UNCE UNCE! Quote:
Originally Posted by strykn Comparing A&B with deadmau5? Really? I should fucking slap you | 2007 Acura TL 2005 Acura TL....RIP 2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6....RIP | |
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08-11-2009, 01:59 AM
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#207 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Well, I didn't say it in a super mean way. So I'm sure she won't give up on herself.
I'm just a little chinese guy after all. 
I can't store her for emergencies man, it doesn't work that way.
lol, not if you saw her, you wouldn't have either.
This was on 41st and E BLV.
Last edited by elkayem; 08-11-2009 at 02:06 AM.
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08-11-2009, 02:07 AM
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#208 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by elkayem Well, I didn't say it in a super mean way. So I'm sure she won't give up on herself.
I'm just a little chinese guy after all.
I can't store her for emergencies man, it doesn't work that way.
lol, not if you saw her, you wouldn't have either.
This was on 41st and E BLV. | SPOTTED: Your TL, what's it doing at Riverrock =p
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08-11-2009, 05:21 AM
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#209 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by TypeRNammer SPOTTED: Your TL, what's it doing at Riverrock =p | doubt it's him?
10 more days IIRC
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08-11-2009, 08:39 PM
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#210 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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***** says (8:36 PM):
I need your halp
Ivan Petrovich says (8:37 PM):
gonna let me tap that?
***** says (8:37 PM):
NOT YOUR REBOUND  | |
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08-11-2009, 08:54 PM
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#211 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by penner2k That was a bad move of not calling the McDicks chick..
At least call her.. have a little chat with her and then store her number for emergencies..
You never know when you'll hit a dry spell. Remember.. Even a 6 is better then your hand. | what if its a 3?
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08-11-2009, 10:03 PM
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#212 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by 3xta what if its a 3? | a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark
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08-11-2009, 10:17 PM
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#213 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Amped a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark | lol.. If I ever need to resort to hooking up with 3's I'll just buy a hooker.. Less hit to the ego that way..
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08-12-2009, 01:18 AM
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#214 | | Guest |
t says (1:11 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
??
t says (1:12 AM):
ay when u gonna let me tap that
- ***** says (1:12 AM):
Tap what?
t says (1:12 AM):
tap that shiet
- **** says (1:13 AM):
I dont get you
t says (1:13 AM):
you knaw meen
- ****** says (1:13 AM):
I actually dont
t says (1:14 AM):
tap that ass
- myfriend**** says (1:15 AM):
Wtf...
i took a risk bro and i ended up getting blocked
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08-12-2009, 02:35 PM
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#215 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by Amped a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark |  | |
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08-13-2009, 03:16 PM
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#216 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by Amped a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark | so u like vacuum fuck?
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08-14-2009, 08:48 AM
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#217 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Ben Chow so u like vacuum fuck? | | |
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08-22-2009, 01:38 AM
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#218 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Here's my share and it was kinda shitty =(... haven't talked to her in like 2months.
L says:
Hey k.
k says:
hey wutsup
LeeeON says:
when can i tap that?
k says:
haha tap what?
L says:
tap that.
k says:
what does 'that' equal?
L says:
you know what it equals already, comon =)
k says:
LOL shuddup L
L says:
comon K....
so when will you let me tap that? =D
k says:
neva eva
L says:
wow k .. =(
k says:
LOL
i don't roll that way son
no reply from there on. I think i gotta do the block delete on her now.
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Round #2
L says:
Hey J!
J.. says:
what's up?
L says:
When can i tap that?
J.. says:
revscene
i saw it thread
Not stupid LA!
YOu fucking fail.
L says:
FUCK I HATE YOU,
WHY ARE YOU READING IT?!?!
FML.
End of convo, block + delete too..
Last edited by LC21; 08-22-2009 at 01:46 AM.
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08-22-2009, 01:54 AM
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#219 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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^^You know she probably read this thread again and now knows your blocked + deleted her | |
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08-22-2009, 01:57 AM
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#220 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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EPIC FAIL!!!!
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08-22-2009, 02:47 AM
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#221 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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lol yea mine didnt go too well
too lazy to get my phone but it went something like this
Me:
hey, wats up B so im turnin 19 pretty soon when you gunna let me tap that?
her:
who is this?
Me:
(J) dunno if she would have rs so lol not gunna right my name
No answer for like 30 mins
J:
So...
J:
im going to take the no reply as a yes
B:
wtf (J) who has your phone
J:
i do
B:
hahaha no, your a faggot
J:
aight, but how does that make me gay?
J:
you might need to come shopping with me.
lol FML this did not work RS WTF
gotta try again on another chick one day, not gunna lie was gunna pussy out ha
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08-22-2009, 03:23 AM
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#222 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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PFt after shopping she'll pay you in other "services" for your "hard work".
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08-23-2009, 02:23 AM
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#223 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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^^^ ahhahha
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09-01-2009, 12:02 AM
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#224 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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thought it would be interesting to see how it would play out w/someone that's: esl, has never had a bf, and studies more than she sleeps. it was so frustrating that I wanted to run to the sink and drink everything i could find underneath it.
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09-01-2009, 12:07 AM
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#225 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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^ AHAHAHAH .. I really gotta get going! GOLD!
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