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Ben10 01-09-2010 02:08 PM
Wad front to back is the way to go. Jet sprayers are like one of those "It seemed like a good idea at the time" deals, yet somewhat intriguing

Drizzt Do'Urden 01-09-2010 02:09 PM
the wad

if its really bad, the super wad ahahah

Ben10 01-09-2010 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 6762500)
Anyone notice sesame seed like things in their poop? Even if you haven't had any sesame seeds in a very long time?

And while you were on the topic, 89blkcivic, do you guys prefer having a same sex doctor? And if you have an opposite sex doctor, for the guys do you get a semi or full when she examines you?


I might say, you seem to be getting quite into the self excrement investigation.

saveth 01-09-2010 02:34 PM
I wipe with my left now because I broke my right hand a while ago and just got used to it like other things. No more stranger for me.

I heard on the radio almost a year ago that a normal person should shit a maximum 3 times a day and a minimum uf 3 times a week. Btw, I'm writing this on the toilet.
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hal0g0dv2 01-09-2010 03:24 PM
http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

MWR34 01-09-2010 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by halogodv2 (Post 6762594)
what was seen cannot be undone.

woob 01-09-2010 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jmvdesign (Post 6762328)
sooooo flip lol

Valour 01-09-2010 05:35 PM
i thought of this question before. also, what did ancient civilizations wipe with?

some answers

India - LEFT hand, cuz u eat with ur right hand...
Arabs - water and hand
chinese - paper!
corn cobs - early americas
shit wiping sticks - japan
europe - old poetry books

Brianrietta 01-09-2010 05:49 PM
Proper medical terminology please.

http://www.streetwars.net/blog/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

bcedhk 01-09-2010 05:55 PM
i use steel wool

distanc3 01-09-2010 05:59 PM
http://www.asseenontvshop.us/images/...eld-wonder.jpg

Teh Doucher 01-09-2010 06:01 PM
seriously, this is the best thread EVAR!

also, my wiping method goes as follows: 2 dry wads, 1 wet one then another dry.. fuck the trees, dont need stinky poo stained underwear.

Teh Doucher 01-09-2010 06:10 PM
i also failed to mention, at the time of my last post, i was sitting on the toilet pooping. laptops FTW

hotong 01-09-2010 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by halogodv2 (Post 6762594)
barf.

jimzilla 01-09-2010 06:52 PM
Have you every had to pull the poop out of your ass?

Like you had some very stringy veggies and half of it is in the toilet and the other half is still in your ass.

Very unpleasant

MG1 01-09-2010 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jimzilla (Post 6762870)
Have you every had to pull the poop out of your ass?

Like you had some very stringy veggies and half of it is in the toilet and the other half is still in your ass.

Very unpleasant
Use the pinching move. Be one with the toilet paper, young grasshopper.

MG1 01-09-2010 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by halogodv2 (Post 6762594)
Wow, for some reason other people's shit looks so bad. I have relatively good looking shit. Thin poop is not good, as in the samples in the link. It means possibility of colon problems. Possible cancer, pollups <sp?>, or cists.


Please, no "pics or it didn't happen comments."

MG1 01-09-2010 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 6762500)
Anyone notice sesame seed like things in their poop? Even if you haven't had any sesame seeds in a very long time?

And while you were on the topic, 89blkcivic, do you guys prefer having a same sex doctor? And if you have an opposite sex doctor, for the guys do you get a semi or full when she examines you?
I would imagine like with most nuts and legumes, the seeds take a long time to digest if ever.

As for a female doctor, I'd feel totally comfortable having everything done to me. Even catheter up the pee hole. A woman holding your manhood is a lot more comfortable, don't you think?

skyxx 01-09-2010 07:32 PM
My favourite shit is the one where you don't have to wipe. I mean you bombed the toilet but when you try to wipe it, THERE'S NOTHING! It's gonna be a good day!

MG1 01-09-2010 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by skyxx (Post 6762927)
My favourite shit is the one where you don't have to wipe. I mean you bombed the toilet but when you try to wipe it, THERE'S NOTHING! It's gonna be a good day!

Yes, but what do you do when the bomb causes a tidal wave or a splash right up the wazoo?

Simplex123 01-09-2010 09:42 PM
just shitted some type 6

PiuYi 01-09-2010 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic (Post 6762474)
Shitting is an art, but analyzing your shit is just as important. Shit tells you what your body is going through.

If you have worms, blood, or green colour, go dirtectly to emergency. No shit, it's important to check your poo.
reminds me of this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8Z4xLSvu8

MG1 01-09-2010 10:00 PM
I haven't had this much fun in a thread since, since................ danned and his aluminum pie plates.

Brianrietta 01-09-2010 10:03 PM
So, going back to my Bristol Stool Chart, do you wipe differently based on the type of poo? I know I do, but for the life of me I can't seem to remember what I would do in each case. Entirely instinctual, I guess.

CP.AR 01-09-2010 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic (Post 6762355)
Now that you mention it..............


I'm more interested in the method of wiping or lack thereof.

I guess it depends on the type of shit (what you ate beforehand).

Runny, little balls (like maltesers), captain's log, stringy (celery), etc.

Sometimes you have to pat instead of wiping which causes smearing. Oh then there's dingleberries (swolen hemeroidal tissues). I'm pretty hairy back there, so I have to be careful.

Preperation H or Tuck's wipes are so soothing. Did you know that stuff is made from sharks?
I don't think I've shat my own logs before...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4tZSUsmFI


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