The conveyer belt.

Hahahahha that is some weird poo

Who is that in your avatar btw?

took a quick scan and didn't see it... have any of you heard of the camping method?

you use one square of TP and rip out a small hole in the middle of it. stick one finger into the hole you just made and swipe your finger across your asshole. now take the TP, wrap it around your finger and push up to clean your finger.

remember that little piece you ripped out? that's used to clean under your finger nail :D

fyi: if you're wondering why this is the camping method, it uses the least amount of TP :p

When dropping any type of bomb down, I like to place a napkin fold in the toilet first. That way there will be no splashing which leads to no cold showers (the shitting related term).

The absolute worse ones are the ones that stretch your anus SOOOOO damn far just to get out. Like its fricken HUGE. It probably feels as bad (or good) as anal. Anyone? I've experienced this type a few times in my life.

Li Xiao Yang (李晓阳)

i remember some asshole told me that using "the wad" method was so dirty compared to the "square" or "napkin fold." made me feel like i was the only one who used the wad method haha

Wad is a wasted of paper. lol

interesting poll results thus far.

This thread will be moved to Health forum whenever it dies down.

80 to 11. Ratio has dropped. I guess we'll never know why there are a few who wipe with their left.

One person migrated over to the dark side because of an incapacitated right hand. What about the others?

I've been thinking about this ass-wiping thing for quite some time and I can only come up with one possible reason. It has to do with our anatomy. We aren't entirely symetrical. Yes we have two arms, legs, eyes, kidneys, lungs, nostrils, ears, etc., but we have some internal organs that are not - heart, stomach, liver, pancreas, and intestinal tract. I wonder if it is just a natural thing to wipe with our right because it is anatomically more easier.

I know this is not important to the greater scheme of things, but it may lead to more significant findings in the medical field. Like the cure for cancer, LOL.

If this thread is going to be moved to another forum, please let it die here instead.

VOT, ftw!

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.


:)

Hey 89blkcivic, I need your expertise on what you think about my last few posts here. There seem to be some unanswered questions that I think would benefit everyone if they were answered. tia

I thought I answered most of them. Are you referring to the one where you said, taking a big shit where your anus is stretched to the limit feels really good, as in good anal sex? Then asking if anyone else experienced this? :haha:

uh, the last chick who wanted to explore my poop chute got her curiosity cured when I plowed it up her ass really hard. Her first and last anal. She never recovered. I think she went and joined a convent or something....... LOL.

One word of advice. If your g/f ever has the urge to strap one on, it's time to arrange for a threesome, because things can get really weird otherwise. Some women go nuts when they get the chance to be the penetrator as opposed to the one being penetrated.

BTW, TOS'd, how did you find your experience? Or did I read it all wrong.:confused:

^ Yes. All the time.

Hahaha one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Why are guys so immature when it comes to shitting? :D

Another thread that may be of interest:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/do-yo....html?t=556352

I don't think we are being immature about it. Quite the opposite. A lot of science behind it. ;)

The stretching part, not the anal part haha.

Was it better to eat fruits a better shitting experience? Like so it has structure, and not clumpy and/or runny?


Whos the other guy that alternates left and right with me?

Gilgamesh
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hmm i never noticed which hand i wipe my ass with haha but i think its my left hand even though im right handed.
i do however, name my shits after movies. :D

If you want your shits to be solid. Then eat foods that have more structure to them. Ofcourse foods with less water content will yield solid shits. Greesy food will make you shit milkshake. It's pretty much common sense.
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i let my bitch wipe it

:haha: he doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

I don't know about fruits, but peanut butter on toast gives me sticky shit.

anyone here have a bidet? i have one haha

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